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Jan 7, 2020 7:08 PM
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iamthepush
YEET!! The noise I make when people tickle my feet
qyrriqat
When someone asks me to explain the difference between "thee" and "thou," I decline.
solosysygy
Similarly “who” is used when referring to the subject of the sentence, and “whom” when it’s the object.
owlest
then at some point someone said "why say many word, when few word do trick"
fundubentalist
It's fairly simple: Thou! Thou hast! Thou hast mich! Thou hast mich gefragt!
Aeolys
Bill Spear-Shaker
DeusexNihilo
So the band should be renamed to "Thine Art is Murder"?
AlisterCrow000
All thou needeth jesus
albester
Mind the verb form: "thou needest", "he needeth".
PeroltaThatsEnough
Scratching could not make it worse an 'twere such a face as yours were. One of my favourites.
Csel
don't forget about yous and y'all
Weissicles
Anyone who plays FFXIV is thinking of Urianger, i guarantee it.
EmanNiemThcin
Back when english was way cooler ie. more like low saxon and dutch.
aPokal
As a non-native speaker, thanks for dropping that. It was bad enough in german.
Halfsanemonkey
My favorite example: "Steppith up bitch, thou doeth not want these hands"
PotStirrer
“Steppest up, bitch, thou dost not want these hands.”
DigiT00l
Side note: thou was an informal second person singular, you was also in use at the time, as a formal second person singular, compareable to
DigiT00l
Tu and vous in French
albester
Go brush up your verb conjugation: It's "Thou askest", 2nd person. "Asketh" is 3rd person ("he asketh").
BobPossum
Thank you! This post got the first line wrong!
BunterTheMage
But the first image is wrong. The -eth Vern ending is 3rd per. sing. Thou goes with -st as in “thou hast failed” or “thou askeST.”
BunterTheMage
Verb*
CaptainTypo
The first picture looks like a Victorian @MrSavage.
LurkerOfDarkness
#4 is wrong, it's based on the leading sound of the following word, not the actual letter (try putting a word like hour, starts with a 1/2
ghostlight
Vowel and consonant are the names of the sounds. Hour starts with a vowel even if we would incorrectly say the first letter h is a consonant
LurkerOfDarkness
Consonant, but the leading sound is a vowel, because the consonant is silent), it's the same rule as for a/an. 2/2
Dynme
Yep. Same as a/an and what my/mine used to go by.
akbrewer
Wouldiwas Shookspear
Unravelled
Wereiwas Shookspeared*
trippinoncatnip
*speared
puppiesarepoopers
billy quiverarrow
jsuischa
Billy Shakes
IMarriedAGinger
Fuck, you just wrecked me hahaha. Thank you
abrakadumbass
michael j fox's porn name?
alwaysupvotefuturama
Takest thine upvote.
cheeseboy83
Correct form: Take thou thine upvote!
alwaysupvotefuturama
And thou thine ^^
Hulkpolice
Taketh his upvote
TrombeOverride
Thous't.
MuddyMcDoofus
Thou'll'dn't've.
TheFishFace
Imperative did not have the -st ending.
alwaysupvotefuturama
I thank thee
Grumbleswhisperer
Thankee sai
Shifuede
+1 People misusing these has always bothered me.
popejubal
*thee’s
Shifuede
MermaidBiologist
Isn't "thou asketh" still a misusage, though? I think it should be "thou askest".
Shifuede
That is situationally correct, as askest is 2nd person while asketh is 3rd person. To a group, it's asketh; to a person is askest.
DigiT00l
2nd person plural, is what you were looking for, 3rd person (singular) is he/she/it, they is 3rd plural
NachoDamnDaddy
Thy shit is old, thou beef-witted barnacle.
shepard1707
I bite my thumb at thee.
buttonguy3
I shalt whoopeth thine ass.
RolandLovecraft
Is beef witted barnacle a Shakespeare “ism?” Verily, mine heart hopes the truth is thusly.
Chickenbuttholeremover
Festering canker blossom
stevencloser
What, you egg?
WhereArtThouMyTesticles
Should I... should I fix my username?
buttonguy3
Nah, your nuts are a subject....right?
Malloon
My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the (1)
Malloon
scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy (2)
Malloon
mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? (3)
extraordinaryagility
https://imgur.com/gSxqbhz
tantallous
Thou seemeth wroth, my Lord, or mayhap thine unseemly breeding hath robbed thy tongue of human speech.
Malloon
Oh, that was /very/ good.
tantallous
Thanks, I admit I had to go get the book though to make sure I had it right.
ruste
MeloWise
Had to come back to upvote this.
RolandLovecraft
WWAAALLLTTTT!!
kitamuramiike
*gets stabbed by glass sword
FrenchPhil
Ils ont fait de moi de la viande pour la vermine, la peste soit sur vos deux maisons
NullGhost
Loved this movie so much
Seriouslyigiveup
I concur! Will definitely have to watch soon
Yellowdart49
Best character in the movie
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
The play too.
inb4thewar
If they'd just left the title as it was, people would know the REAL star of the show!
griffnuts
I saw Ian McKellen on stage last weekend and he lamented in the fact that nobody wants to be Romeo. Everyone wants to be Mercutio. Fact.
SanchoPliskin
WALT!!
FrijolesTheGreat
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
That was a weird movie. i mean, why that setting, and why original language?
RevolutionOnHerLips
Because if you're just remaking the same thing everyone knows and has seen a million times, what's the point?
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
I suppose
Vergenbuurg
Hippocrene
What's this??
Vergenbuurg
Baz Luhrmann's Romeo+Juliet. Notable for retaining the original dialogue/prose of the play. https://youtu.be/SEzskNtFnIY
PiggyWobbles
and middle school tiddies