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I do this every time
Apr 25, 2016 4:34 AM
browner67
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Ssssssssssss
I'm surprised you have the energy to close your wallet without having the card back.
nlaw1013
I've passed that. I just slide the card in the same pocket, then freak out when it's not in my wallet next time.
dboysavior
I do it because it keeps me aware of where i put my wallet. I've left it once or twice, quite horrifying to drive home without it.
tinman10786
So that shifty old lady doesnt swipe your wallet cos you know that bitch has been following for the past four blocks and shes gonna get beat
peasantpanda
That's why I use my bra as a wallet
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Frees up a hand without leaving your wallet exposed on the counter
TheTruestRepairman
I just put the card in my pocket and walk away disappointed in myself.
Baltach
1. Take card out of wallet 2. Bring card close to the terminal 3. Insert pin if over 25€ 4. Put card back to wallet
justanormalusername
I put it in another pocket and put it back in the wallet when I get to the car.
raudssus
I have "BAD MOTHER FUCKER" written on my wallet..... I love keeping it out as much as possible ;-)
Zachakx
You're not a prisonor, you can take your life back maaaan.
ShaRose
Why do people hand over the card? Around here, the machine is closer to you for a reason.
MattDerKomponist
Take out card. Put in chip reader. Take receipt. Leave. Forget card.
CuriouslyRecurringTemplatePattern
Get out of my head, Charles!
wildsoapbox
I think about it when I take my wallet out and I wonder what else can i do with my wallet? Hold it? What if I drop it? Better put it back
Badsequence
I do this often as well and think to myself god damn it I did it again lol.
riderap
Or when you put it in your purse and then have to dig for it after, then ask yourself why you're like this
Squossifrage
Take car key out of pocket. Unlock car with remote. Put car key back in pocket, get in car. Get out of car again to fish key out of pocket.
Samoht
I hold onto my wallet. You people are weird.
ImFirecrackerJimGoddamnit
Seriously, and there's so many of them. Wtf?
ITSORANGES0DA
As a fuck stick im am guilty of this crime
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
I do this but then I put the card/change in another pocket because I can't handle the pressure of the people behind me.
ScottRRosa
I'm the douchebag on my cell phone reading imgur.
myuniqueuser3
Lmao, I will await your image.
Chavestvaldt
I work retail and I keep count of how many times this happens per shift, it gives me joy
M3M0W
I just did this 6 hours ago lol.
sms001
Prevents theft. Maintains habit. Frees hand. If placing something in and out of your pocket is an onerous task you might rethink going out.
SupraJZA80
I only do this so I don't foget my wallet on the counter. As soon as my wallet leaves my pocket I worry I've lost it for some reason.
SeriousSeamstress
That's why I have mine chained to me. One less thing to worry about.
MisunderstoodAsshole
I do it in case I need to fight someone.
Mafeffe
Username relevant for cause of said fights?
oneillwith2ls
Bravo.
Fyba
I do it because the longer my wallet is out, the more nervous I get about pickpockets.
KillerOfPie
1/~ I'm a cashier and I love it when people take out their wallet, hand over card, put their wallet away, I ask for I'd, so they pull
KillerOfPie
2/~ Out their wallet hand you their ID, put their wallet back away, then you hand them their I'd and they pull out their wallet to put it
KillerOfPie
3/~ Away, then put their wallet back I their pocket then you hand them their card and they pull their wallet back out, put card in their
KillerOfPie
4/4 wallet and finally put their wallet. Away with everything inside.
thefkndoc
We must go deeper!
See3peeoh
That's what she said.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
You're an evil person and I love it.
KillerOfPie
That's what I tell myself every morning :P
Brownieslol
former cashier myself, You forgot 5/5, they pull out wallet and put receipt inside bill fold, put wallet back inside pocket.
avyon
As a customer you forgot stand there in line to pull out receipt from bag and pull out wallet to put receipt in instead
KillerOfPie
We check receipts at the door, but they still do that and then put their wallet away and take it back out to grab the receipt...
whiplash2289
settle down satan