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May 2, 2019 12:40 PM
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Hemibear
Possibly some spoilers?
MagnorCriol
Apparently everyone gave all their “no spoilers” fucks for Endgame, so GoT is just open season
allenvasher3000
In that 1 dude's defense Jackman is 6'2" & Wolverine is supposed to be 5'3"
JustBoone
Holy crap that GoT fast travel one with Theon was good, even had loading screens and hot tips lol!
Captainplanetmotherfucker
#13 I even have it on when I'm listening to music.
MariaJs90
ROFL
DoingItWrongSince1980
#4 AHH MY BONES
geekisthenewcool
Yeah! And then he went feral for a couple years. Basically like caveman wolverine, with bone claws. It was awesome.
DoingItWrongSince1980
One of my top three favorite Marvel story arcs. I had to replace most of them after my sister sold them while I was deployed, but I got em.
STGxDante
#13 also so if I'm going to fap it's not suspicious why I have the tv on n for a few minutes drowning out sound.
FacelessGod
#8 the loading screen trivia/tip was excellent attention to detail. Well done. +1
mrfiletmignon
"Salt Wights...."
Magicflutefreddie
How do you line up your pants with your hair???
kakivara
That line about Indiana Jones changing the course of history bugs me. Literally every event changes the course of history.
SnackMasterRanger
I get what they mean but they need to take that line out. You can't change the course of history unless it's already happened. Then it's not
SnackMasterRanger
History.
SirDuddleZboob
Boba fett looks like he's working at your nearest post office in his free time
BoozeHound001
#10 We see thanos punch through magic, he was already too powerful when they first meet.
strawberrycocoa
#2 https://wari0rdragon.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/clarksuperman.jpg?w=490
Swiggy1957
Strewth. This was pointed out back in the 50s when Clark thought Pete Ross had discovered he was Superboy.
DigiT00l
In Charlie Chaplin's defence, the contest was for a specific character and he entered on a whim, his remarks were that he basically would
DigiT00l
Have won if he had the looks right
nosoupforoldmen
Why exactly do women need to pick a day to wash their hair? I'm a long haired guy and I wash my hair every day
billyunsnbillyuns
I wouldn’t call punishers rhyme a coping mechanism so much as a signal flare that murder is on the way but it’ll kinda hurt
Shnowonlymemes
If you have no comments I feel bad for you son, I got 99 meme dumps but you read just one.
KillingTlme
If you have no light ammo, I feel bad for you son..
janeavrige7
Niiiice
MrPhucket
That double dip though.
Gridlocked11
Who really cares?
Jay2Kaye
Superman has the ability to subtly morph his facial features, as well as low level psychic powers to influence people's perception. 1/2
Jay2Kaye
He has an absolutely maddening number of different powers, many of which haven't been seen since the silver age.
TrueFireduck
I liked the part with the memes and stuff.
CaptainDju
I liked the part with the funny comment and stuff
newsguycraigevans
Pfft. You would, tourist.
Applepotamus
janeavrige7
#2 I think the 4th bullet point would have been sufficiently on its own.
janeavrige7
Wow, calm your britches. I merely meant it was a near literal example of superman not being recognized out of costume
SideEffectsOfJuice
The 4th point is the absolute weakest among those, though. Imagine going to a cafe in normal clothes vs superman costume. Fuck even being >
SideEffectsOfJuice
> an actor at all, which one will be noticed? And now that you have the crowd's attention, perhaps someone will figure out you are an actor>
SideEffectsOfJuice
> especially if anyone happens to know they are filming nearby.
JoeToast
well if he was filming the first Superman film pretty much nobody would have known who the hell Christopher Reeve was
mileskeller1
Um.. I think the real question here is: Why are they not making a GoT game that works like Skyrim?!?! Open world, choices change history.
Pegussu
Cuz it'd be depressing. Imagine the quests. "A traveling group of knights raped my wife and daughters. Please find them and kill them."
vuvuzevka
Well there's mods for that, iirc both the one for CKII and the one for mount & blade are pretty great
Qualtagh
That was Skyrim. The initial dev was supposed to be a GoT game; dunno what exactly caused it to fall through.
kakivara
That's crazy considering that Skyrim was in development for over 3 years before GoT aired. You got a source for that claim?
Qualtagh
My shoddy memory. Fine I'll google it cause the topic is fun. (The books were hella popular before the show began, fyi)
Qualtagh
http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/bethesdas-todd-howard-on-turning-down-a-chance-to-make-a-song-of-fire-and-ice-titles/
kakivara
TES 4 -> Fallout 3 -> TES 5 -> Fallout 4, it makes sense. A GoT game would have been a different game, not Skyrim.
kakivara
You misstated, they turned it down. Skyrim was always The Elder Scrolls 5, it is their own IP.
goflyblind
#2:
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
No lenses!
BooJum1981
Who is the girl in white?
Applepotamus
Equinox13
I wore my hair down and glasses instead of contacts to college once. A classmate said she only recognized me by my backpack. It happens.
PTKrieg
"Ah shit, some bald asshole is sitting in my best friend's usual seat... and having his body type... and wearing his sweater..." Me, college
Xenarion
When I shaved my hair and beard, one of my coworkers thought we had a new hire on the team.
Tthelaundryman
No one recognizes me if I put a hat on....It’s pretty funny sometimes
amorgan1
VVulf
Zooey DesChappelle is so gorgeous and funny.
KillingTlme
The only thing that could have saved New Girl after season 4
KillingTlme
and yes, I did enjoy the early seasons. I thought it was a chick show, so i never gave it a chance for years.
matchstickmetropolis
Who's that girl on the right?
magdalth
It's Jess
FOGSHIE
Same one as on the left.
Crimpwithyourthumb
On the left of what?
matchstickmetropolis
You don't say
ToasterDent
Not really the same one, she's displaced in space and time