When life gives you lemons, you ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Dec 3, 2016 11:41 PM

sehnaoui

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It's cthulu. End is near.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lovecraft lemon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Every. Villain. Is. lemons

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who are wondering. That fruit is actualy called Buddha's hand.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

jesus Christ. where was that grown? chernobyl, where it was then transplanted just outside of the fukashima reactor?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You best have bought that lemon

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Say hello to Yog-Sothoth and the Elder Gods for me!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Into the margaritas of madness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come on, this was on the front page yesterday

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been posted every day for a week at least.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Nice :D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I question the quality control at this store.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sQUeEze mE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to do the possessed Zalgo text thing but that doesn't work anymore, apparently

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man.. you really just ripped off the title as well..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She should eat it. She might get superpowers and become lemon-girl. Her superpowers will be starting lemon parties.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I'd have gone with stinging people by spitting on them, but gay orgies work too. I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wouldn't be a lemon party without old Dick

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You should give @ThisIsNetsu at least credit for the fantastic title.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TFW your post gets reposted 3 times in the same week with the exact same title...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imitation is the highest form of admiration. Let's see it positive. ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Demand to see life's manager! I don't want your damn lemons!" -Cave Johnson

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you fear death, Jack Sparrow?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey Hastur...whats up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

oh the horror of 5stars

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Yeah, but with a title that perfect, I can see why they did it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your post gets reposted with the same title three times in the same week...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

TBH it was a good post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...you done made an excellent post.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never let it die !

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it's a day old. it's nowhere near dead yet dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never let this wither ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

buddha's hand, you just use it for the zest

9 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 2

I was about to say that until I scrolled down....well done

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for accuracy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve cut into one expecting some kind of structure... There is NOTHING inside but pulp. No lemon flesh, no walls. Only pulpy stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Candied, it's delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, you use it to awaken the Great Dreamer, Sleeper of R'lyeh, High Preist of the Great Old Ones.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello, fellow produce worker

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

...or chef

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

True true

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I candy it and put it in Christmas bread!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Send me Christmas bread please. That sounds delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google julekake - simple and worth the effort!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Google julekake - simple and worth the effort!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I tried this and it turned out a little bitter. Any tips?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More sugar?

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Therapy can help but usually bitterness is formed during childhood or after lose of some kind as a coping method

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As a produce clerk, what the fuck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.....You're not good at your job, are you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty good, not evil lemon good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you from a small town? I don't understand how I'm a meat-and-potatoes Alaskan and I've seen these things before.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not small at all, I work at a large grocery store in the Minneapolis/Saint Paul area, but we have never seen anything like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know full well what those lemons behind it are though

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It's rare. I don't think there's a PLU for it. I've seen 4468-4470 used.

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