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Most accurate weather description I've seen
Most accurate weather description I've seen. #funny #memes #creativity #mildly_interesting #hot #heatwave #hotasballs #weather
NateintheNorth
I once told kids it was cold as balls. I cite hypothermia as the reason for my lack of mental acuity. Recovered by saying, "Snow balls."
anirrelevantelephant
http://imgur.com/ojIhvnJ
heretakemyhand
Extra vinegary
Cebrail
Lucky bugger, send some our way, here it's 18-20 Celcius, clouded and rainy.
Tankgirl79
103 F today. Tomorrow 104 F. Yeah good times
WeatherWiz
So that roughly translates to 98.7F
SkinnyBufford
My balls are tingling that means it's hot outside my balls are still not coming down it's still hot outside
fleboderk
http://authenticweather.com/
Davedavedavedavedave
They had better shrivel up when it's cold as balls.
Lucidalabbra
Phoenix? Phoenix.
DCSmith707
Which app is this?
otakudude909
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Yup, it's currently 730am. Getting ready to be out in the sun today from 8-6, supposed to be 105. Wish me luck/:
YourNewNicknameIsJelloShot
So it's like 95-97 degrees out
blacksheepback
More like 107
eightcastles
sounds like a recipe for fertility issues to me
itmaybeshortbutitsureisthin
Look up What's The Forecast? app
xenowarrior17
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WarlocknLoad
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leonpurplex39
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PunishMentor
Scroty with a chance of ball sweat
ReverseTrapTsukasa
It's making you feel a bit blue too
blacksheepback
Good forecast
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Moist with a humidity level of swampy asscrack
blacksheepback
Scorcher with a strong possibly of swamp ass
Sticklebrickk
The infamous triple-dip!
Automatomatic
I love non-sensical things that everyone says. Bag of dicks, hot as balls, etc... I'm sure there are non-genitalia examples as well.
yorkiemoma
Im sweating like a sinner in church - princess and the frog
tahmfrahg
Very few good ones are non-genitalia
tenspeed2113
My dad used to say "hotter than a whore in church"
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I had a friend who loved to say it was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.
blacksheepback
Never heard that one before. I like
dalaiyoda
Yeah but did he mean 'hotter', or like ... "hotter".
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Which only indirectly involves genitalia.
Skoldpaddda
Balls are 98.6F. It got to 114 today, hotter than balls.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Scrotal temperature is typically about 2° F(reedom) lower than the rest of the body
PianoMan2112
Balls are lower than that; if they wanted to be body temperature, they'd be nice & safe inside, like ovaries.
Skoldpaddda
Average body temperature is 98.8, testies are slightly lower than that at 98.6.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
So is it bad that we cover them?
blacksheepback
Arizona ?
Skoldpaddda
Southern Cali
SpeedyStefano
Arizona, where at 8:30pm it's still 107ºF outside
derringermeryl
I really hope the rain comes soon.
blacksheepback
The place that shouldn't exist
Noevilgifs
Dude it's mini Australia,
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I'm over here in California laughing from my only moderately hellish heat.
Bryanv95
What part ? I'm in southern Cali and our temps are just as bad as Arizona. Currently 106 and its 12 am like wtf