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Cerrosafe
Gomboc? Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
Agent
You can get plushy subatomic particles like quarks and leptons at particlezoo.net
thishousesmellslikefish
I have the giant microbe for the plague.
WingCoBob
Make someone's cutlery out of gallium as a sick prank bro
JamesAwkboner
I have dice with a gallium core. You use it for magic tricks or to cheat at games.
Badassiel
In regards to the microbes, I picked up a really cute one at the store once... it was herpes.
Jus10Ed
Stupid sexy ferrofluids.
HotshotOcelot
Gave my ex the herpes microbe plush, first time we went on a date. She found it funny...Her parents, not so much.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
There are tons of those plush microbes, I got Herpes the other day.
Stefunny23
One sore throat please
ScarrletPimp
This is on here every fucking week.
MandingoNumber11
AND WHERE THE FUCK DO WE BUY THESE GIFTS FOR GEEKS?
SwitchLover
The berry thing in the US is called the M Berry and you can get them on vat 19 I don't know the price though
1mazrim
Miracle berries taste like shit
handbanana13
I need a HIV doll.
mikeatike
Miracle Berries were the worst tasting thing I ever are. It turned all fruit to garbage.
f1shbone
The ecosphere ... don't do it. It's cruel. At some point the shrimp begin to starve and have to eat their own shedding.
spudcosmic
Do they not eat their own shedding in the wild as well?
bmulcahy
+1 just for the username.
TooDumbForRickandMorty
Gallium is toxic, please no disappearing spoons in your tea!
spudcosmic
You don't drink the pool of gallium in your tea when you do that trick.
koboshi
The plushies can be bought in Poland through website or in Centrum Nauki Kopernik, just saying, not sure if you can buy in other countries.
smooney
Those plush toys totally downplay how dangerous this pathogens are
gummyyummybear
I bought galium a few years ago. Doesn't melt too easy in your hand but did when I assisted with a hair dryer. Was super cool.
TheNLK
My hot ham gloves melt it pretty good. Maybe you just got them cold hands. Also galium is a great gift until your friend unknowingly 1/2
TheNLK
Gets it on something made out of aluminum and destroys it.
GrimmTurd
Trinkets. Odds and ends. That sort of thing.
tropicalsunfish
I'm playing Skyrim right now this makes me happy
sergeantapone
"an object shaped so that it will return to an upright position without weights" - so ... a weeble?
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Or a ball
spudcosmic
"Without weights"
itsjustscout
4000 times its own weight? So it can support a wadded up piece of paper and nothing more?
DaveyOrtiz
Essentially
WhatzitTooya
Aerogel weights 70kg/m³, a 8x5x2.5 cm large piece therefore weights 7 grams and by the posts simplified metric can support up to 28 kg.
Xenolith166
How much to lift a car
HeywoodJablowmie
I never thought I'd say this, but I want a stomach ache
IAmPrettyBored
I got my wife a pack of them for Valentine's Day. Now she has syphilis, gonorrhea, and more!
games194
My girlfriend got me that pack for Valentine's day, loved reactions when I told people she gave me STDs for Valentine's day.
kittyfloof
I prefer the flu, he's so much cuter!
mikeatike
My company does healthcare stuff and bought a huge box of these. I have a pile of them, they are fun.
hovesh
For a gifts for geeks the microbes are very poorly described, more like dysentery with shigellosis.
blahtotheblahblah
Someone give me a sore throat
mustang2733
You can have mine... I'm sick of it
HeywoodJablowmie
You're... SICK of it?!
ImStuckUnderYourBed
That thing which turn everything sweet is perfect for blowjobs
lAlwaysUpvotePugs
It doesn't turn everything sweet, just acids like lemon or vinegar
BlackIC
It makes strawberries amazing
fuzziegamer
My first thought...
originalBabewiththePower
Fuck! Now I want to get some to try with my husband.
beardedheathen
Try bromelain. it works and is pretty cheap. https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/47l010/oral_sex_started_taking_bromelain_to_make_my/
Femail76
Dooot
Sporkee
Do it
rarararararararararararararara
Nice try, husband
spudcosmic
They don't work like that, unless your husband has a very sour dick. The berries just cancel out the sour receptors on your tongue.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I tried the miracle berries. Don't waste your money.
spudcosmic
If you didn't just eat citrus fruit you wasted your own time.
flamingflamingo
I've also tried miracle berries. Ate grapefruit, lemon, and lime. Was fucking delicious.
Flyndaran
People forget those have sugars. When I was weirdly super sensitive to sugars even a hint of lemon juice was too much. Not diabetic then.
delpharseven
The only aerogel I want is for insulation. Does anyone know how good it is at sound absorption?
GadenKerensky
Apparently it's too good for insulation; causes the body to start overheating.
delpharseven
I'm looking at construction, not clothing.
governmentgavemeagun
I'm gonna guess there are a lot cheaper materials to use, that might be more effective too.
delpharseven
Probably, but the constraint I'm looking at is per unit of thickness.
SankaYaDed
Probably not great as it's 96% air
Festivejelly
Sound travels though solids better than air so id say its probably pretty good
fistermatic5000
But really, for sound insulation, you want a much denser material that absorbs the sound. Sound waves travel through air pretty well.
delpharseven
Sound travels through water and solids like steel even better than air.
fistermatic5000
Yeah. I was talking denser than air. Not necessarily as dense as steel.
fistermatic5000
If it ain't happening yet, that means it's still too expensive. They have used them in probes to catch particles that couldn't be caught.
Mitheledh
Had a brilliant idea in college to use aerogel to create translucent panels to allow light in, but still maintain a high R-value.
Mitheledh
But it turned out someone else had the idea first.
caseyneistat
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a low U value a better insulator?
Mitheledh
The R-value is used in reference to insulation materials, which is what the aerogel would be in that application.
delpharseven
R and U are inverses of the same thing. U = 1/R.
ThankGodForDarwin
Got an EcoSphere. Lasted 3 weeks. Now I have a snow globe full of algae.
FurtiveGlancer
Instructions unclear? May you have it too much/less sunlight or heat or something
Mythis
Well, the algae still alive...
IFrequentlyNoticeRelevantUsernames
Ya done fucked up Ay-Ay-ron
EllipsThis
Ours is close to a decade old. You can't have them in direct sunlight at all, and ensure they get darkness at night. We put a hat on ours.
ghoscanCat
Mine is 5 years old now, going strong with one shrimp. Don't put it under direct sun light.
hitshappens
I used to work in aquaculture, and it was impossible to get algae to grow. Algae only grows when you don't want it to it seems
Patches3000
I've got one that is over a year old now with a shrimp still in it. They have no way of gauging how old the shrimp are when its sealed.
McKrib
Same. I've had mine almost a year and they're still swimming strong.
littlestchild
Mine lasted a couple of months before they all died. Shipping for the "free replacement" policy cost more than buying another.
MyMouthTastesSoapy
Shouldn't they cover shipping costs?
littlestchild
They don't. It was a gift from my brother and I was kind of devastated when I couldn't replace it and pretend nothing had happened...
Honeynutkeagles
That's how they get cha
ThatsSoFetchhh
They never do these days
daf4ever
I have mine for 10 years now.. Within 3 weeks all shrimps died except one. He is still alive! Forever alone in a sphere full of algae.
lokigodofchaos
Meirl
tg2222222
And the corpses of his comrades
SickOfThisCessPool
He ate those
wookiewoman67
We have one that has lasted with live shrimp for over a decade!!!
wookiewoman67
See new post titled "shrimp near bottom of photo"! Sorry this is my first time posting anything!
Srcsqwrn
That's pretty incredible. I've never heard these lasting more than a few weeks.
sumdumho
Just find a good spot out of direct sun and just leave them there, don't move it around too much. I've had mine for 7 years
Srcsqwrn
That's soo cool!
ScottishPower
How much are they?
yakastan
They are on Amazon. Not sure now but I got a small one for $60 and free shipping
hannibal1barca
$80 I was surprised when t was that much
fistermatic5000
Pics dawg. You gotta prove shit like this.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
*support.
CaptRandom1290
A picture of what? That wouldn't prove how long they had it
v1cph1rth
I had one that lasted 7 years, till I left it in the hot car too long on moving day. Sorry shrimp dudes :(
Attheendofthedayitiswhatitis
Mini shrimp cocktail!
HowCurious
The first casualties of global warming
YourFriendBen
I'd like to think they forgave you and are in a better place now
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PostItDoodles
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Bunsen
http://imgur.com/iwWEa8E
Attheendofthedayitiswhatitis
I will always upvote Bender.