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You were warned.
Jan 18, 2017 11:54 PM
ComeBackHereJessicahNOWjessicahhh
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You were warned.
krapmyself
And here I just ate a peanut butter and raspberry jelly sandwich...
Relicanth
Love this: "let me grab this instrument, hold it in my hand, then just squeeze the shit out without using it at all."
Bbbrr2
tenebrisangelus
HereForTheCutePuppyGifs
Yeah... so this needs to be seen by others.
ASecondAccountForNSFWPurposes
Well that's killed my erection
myheartbelongstoscience
I made the mistake of eating and browsing usersub at the same time
Cheeyoh
I
sharkhasfangs
"Who wants chowdah?"
phallicies
I'm honestly just impressed he can stick his finger in someone like that and just play around with large amounts of dead blood.
Hatarang
I did not kneed to see this.
kangNkotos
Thanks dude. I was hungry till i saw that
KentuckyFriedChildren
This is disgusting. I demand more +1
wackjack
Ew. +1.
theTAJ
Can't. Look. Away.
HiMyNameIsStevo
Never having cranberry sauce again...
malruth
Thank god I wasn't playing on having dinner ever again.
SPudzyV2
CHERRY JELLOO
omgpleaseworkthistime
Is that a knee?
MantisTobogganMDtrustMeImAdoctor
Yes.
iammesoletmebe
Oh God I cringed so much but it was so satisfying to watch at the same time.
its5amleavemebe
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS DURING LUNCH!? There is something wrong with me lol...have my upvote
Yirr
Fuck! Theyre not gentle about it!
shanq
letsgetastrophysical
BlueCrayonsTasteTheBest
For some reason I smell steak now.
5HoleDangler
schnert13
That made my mouth water. Not in a pre vomit kinda way, more like a I'm starving and just pulled up to drive thru kinda way....I have issues
PocketMouth
I react like that too when I see vids like this!! What is wrong with us??
schnert13
We love satisfaction???? Ya, that's it!!
EthylenediaminetetraaceticAcid
I do not know if im disgusted or satisfied. So +1 for more exposure.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Looks like a kneematoma
Kangarookie
Disgustingly satisfied is what I'm going with.
GrimmWarlord
Same
authornotavailable
As a pre-med student, I am very satisfied. This stuff is so interesting (terrible, of course, but you know)
imnotgaybutdicksareprettynice
Augh, when they wiggle the finger inside it is horrifying
Drakenborn
I think it's kind of funny. All these advanced medical techniques and the best answer for this is "I'm going to cut it and poke it"
TheSaucyCrumpet
That's the best bit!
retardedcyclops69
Finger banging the ever loving shit out of it
lottahullabaloo
I wonder if that makes for it to be extra sore after
hughjarms
Read my damn mind
lottahullabaloo
I'm psychic, Mr. Jarms
erischilde
Doubt it. But it's important if you've already cut, to make sure everything is dislodged and out.
DVSBSTrD
Not really, they make the whole area numb beforehand.
lottahullabaloo
I meant after that wears off, ya know?
DVSBSTrD
Ehhh, I don't think so. I mean the whole area was pretty deformed beforehand so it's not the finger will make much difference,
lottahullabaloo
I suppose you're probably right.
AUBURN520
The fuck is a hematoma and how can I avoid getting one. It looks like a massive blood clot
Tealeaf101
Normally getting hit hard results in hematoma
evilwoodchuk
lol that's exactly what it is!
1up4that
I had a sub dermal hematoma in 8th grade. They had to remove part of my skull first, but the process was about the same except that (1/2)
1up4that
the nurse practitioner made the incision, the blood fountained out onto her face mask. (2/2)
thiswillonlyhurtabit
It is a really bad bruise. Blood collects under the skin and if there is too much it can cause problems
SgtBaha
Also, find out how to get a checkup every year, if you don't or can't already.
QuiteADapperAsshole
It's like the supreme king of all bruises.
SodaBread6
Seriously, the people need to know because fuck all of that.
CarnAsuhDude
It's a fancy word for bruise
SolidBrassAndHangingLow
orderofbears
hematoma= bruise. that you are watching is a severe clotting that didn't go away.
AWESOMEBOT
Think bruise.
qussow
It basically means a bruise, although the gif demonstrates what the word 'basically' glosses over.
Skibearbumm
It's a bruise hommie this is just a really bad one that clotted.
Caldaque
Simplified, it means a really bad bruise. Can be caused by lots of different injuries. Massaging and applying heat packs will often break 1/
Caldaque
Up the clot minimizing the chances that medical attention is needed. Source: I am a phlebotomist.
Dustbina
Bruise turned up to 11, had a tennisball sized one on my leg after a fall down the stairs, didn't have to be drained though.
hispanicyankee
It's what you get when you don't apply pressure to your arm after they draw blood. This one's probably from something else, though, it's bad
hispanicyankee
Really though a hematoma is blood that leaks into your tissues and just sits there when blood vessels get broke
alex5775
All I know is you can get one in your brain if you hit your head hard. Source: I had one (thankfully it was small so it didn't need drained)
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
I have one on the back of my leg from a fall down some stairs. It's calcified though and the Dr's won't do anything about it for fear that
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
If they cut it out my leg will concave. So I'm either third ass cheek or crater leg.
DVSBSTrD
Shouldn't you have had them deal with it before it became calcified?
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
I went to the clinic a couple of days after it happened but I was visiting my parents and the small town doctors said it would be reabsorbed
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
By my body and I had nothing to worry about. Had I been in the city I probably would have pushed it
TheRealScotchie
Think of a bruise and a cyst.
IllegalDuckling
How come it's such a known thing here in Germany, even having it's own popular term that's pretty much "blue spot" but
IllegalDuckling
does not seem to be a normal thing everywhere else?
IllegalDuckling
I mean.. it's normal to get a blue spot if you hit your knee on something... That's not just a German thing, right?
RandomBlabber
We call those "black and blues", but only the minor ones where it feels tender for a day and goes away. Not this.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
A bruise, yes. Not whatever the fuck this is.
MaybeSomeOtherDay
A hematoma is an abnormal collection of blood outside of a blood vessel. It occurs because the wall of a blood vessel wall, artery, vein, >
yuraf
What happens when it remains there for long? i ask, because I seem to have had a small hole in my vein in my leg some time ago.
MaybeSomeOtherDay
> or capillary, has been damaged and blood has leaked into tissues where it does not belong.
PolarHailStorm
You'll get hematoma if you donate blood and they puncture the vein all the way through. It's common, the .gif is crazy extreme though.
BuckBoost
And you can avoid it by shoving beets up your ass.
PolarHailStorm
You'll get hematoma if you donate blood and they puncture the vein all the way through. It's common, the .gif is crazy extreme though.
Zaforeac
hematoma's can be extremely dangerous, as depending where they are they can put pressure on organs that cant take it and shut down.
lazysombrero
And how does the dr know when to stop and sew it back up?
Puneta2017
he went to school med i think
DVSBSTrD
Simply put: When the icky stuff stops coming out. They can tell the difference between what's supposed to be there and what isn't.
QuiteADapperAsshole
That finger in there gives a lot of medical insight. At least, that's what my doctor keeps telling me.
erischilde
Lol. Just make sure only one hand is on your shoulder?
HorribleWifey
You are dapper