Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
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Hate your arteries? Like tasty shit? Follow me.
Pinch a hole in some bread.
Scramble up some eggs.
Dump some bacon grease in a pan.
Toss the bread in the pan. Pour some egg in the hole.
Flip the bread.
Huck another piece of bread in the pan, sans the hole.
Apply cheese to bread.
Stack egg impregnated bread on cheesy bread.
Dump some more bacon grease in the pan.
Flop another piece of bread down. Apply cheese.
Apply bacon.
Stack egg impregnated bread and cheesy bread on top of other cheesy bread.
Cover. Let that cheese melt.
Fling it on a plate.
Bite repeatedly.
FloppyFingers
Looks like so much fun down there on earth.
GreatTombOfNazarick
TonyStarkWantsOne
Astrangeimageeveryday
R.I.P my arteries
Brunolirah
Hummmm
pizzabortionist
Get up on outta here with my egg holes.
DARfuckinROCKS
Don't scramble the egg so you get a nice runny yolk. Numnums
swatz
That's how I prefer it, otherwise it's a bit dry with all that bread.
ProfessorDumbledorable
kawaiikittyDICK
i usually just throw all of this in a blender and drink it.
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
How many calories?
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
All of them.
MinionsMaster
Now my mouth is full... is there another step? I can't keep biting. It's getting hard to breathe. Pls help
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
No. Keep biting.
derpaderps
Now you have ruined the ratio of ingredients per bite, each bread should have a more yin-yang hole location to remedy this
SloppyJimbo
Add salt and pepper before you add the egg and before you flip the egg
ap70
Upvoted for the Kentucky vanilla barrel cream ale. I love that entire brewery.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
My favorite is the Kentucky burbon barrel ale but I figured id give this a shot.
kisselFL
Congrats on the fancy breakfast sandwich, Julia Child.
AncientThotDeity
Oh God I just re read it in her voice
ItsLuke192
FeedingChocolateToDogs
Love that you specified to "pinch a hole" versus cut one out. Bravo.
lithiummouse
I also love his use of 'fling' and 'flop' in a recipe. I'd buy the fuck out of a recipe book with those instructions.
zachANDthewolf
I... I like my arteries :(
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
That'll wear off.
paradoxincorpus
Tornadotaco
You should use better bread. But upvote for deliciousness.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
The bakery in our IGA was out of fresh loaves. But I agree.
blakeatwork
Toad in the Grilled Cheese with Bacon? Yes please
DiedAndHauntingImgur
It could also be garlic bread, just saying.
IridescentLotus
Bird's nests cradling a pig with a slice of Wisconsin - order up!
HeadTurdL
Impreggnated toast - we used to call it hobo toast. No idea why, but I'm guessing hobos like holes with eggs in them.
AlaskaDanger
The whole time I was thinking that's a nice skillet... I'm old.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
I love that skillet. It's pretty much the only thing I cook on.
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
DAMMIT OP. IMPR/EGG/NATED. YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Sorry.
SunnySarah20
This needed a few more levels of energy. I was expecting Pumba level. I'm not mad, @OP, I'm just disappointed.
CaptainBenjaminFranklinHawkeyePierce
Don't get to excited he's only Ohio's finest
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Bar's set pretty low.
CaptainBenjaminFranklinHawkeyePierce
Ha ha no worries I'm from Ohio also
ITYPEINCAPSCOSEVERYTHINGEXCITESME
So many Ohioans! II just moved here!
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
From Alaska?? Kind of a trade in the wrong direction, if you ask me.
Zardif
ugh wtf you don't toast the inside bread? you disgust me.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
..the inside bread gets toasted while the egg is cooking.
Zardif
bacon and cheese is sitting on untoasted bread.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
You're correct. You can toast both sides of the outside bread if you want. I wanted it to soak up some of the stuff.
overworkeddad
You bastardized eggs in a basket, and I like it.
UsernameOrWhateverFuckYou
Framed egg
DHavlo157
We always called them toad in a hole
YoungGZ
Samesies
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
I've always heard it as cowboy French toast.
EgregiousCodswallop
Texan here, we say the same
kawaiikittyDICK
my dad used to cook corn beef hash on toast with an egg. called it shit on a shingle. apparently a marine corp favorite? confirm please
lukeismighty
My dad made the same thing and called it that as well. Also, salt and pepper was fly shit and snow.
overworkeddad
Splash it with Frank's hot sauce and you've got something tasty.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Shit on a single is sausage gravy on sandwich bread.
yourcalllightisalreadyinyourhand
We never did the egg, but have had shit on a shingle. No one in my family is military, though. Dunno where my momma got it.
kawaiikittyDICK
Either way, that shit was fire. The yolk mixed with the toast and corn beef hash.. mmm.
iwantacoolnametoocatsandstuff
no shit on a shingle is creamed chipped beef on toast
theyallfloatdownhere
No shit on a shingle is hamburger steaks smothered in brown gravy on top of sandwich bread, I will defend this to the death if needed
Molder12
That's what I remember it as
GodDerpsInMysteriousWays
That's how I remember it too. My dad always made this when obligated to make dinner, and it was fucking delicious.
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
Egg in a hole*
kckitty217
My family called them holey eggs. (Maybe less cool)
ladyhornwinkle
egg in the nest**
Bulbasaurkitty
Eggstraterrestrial
KangaroosAreSeriouslyWeird
One-eyed Jack*
SquirrelyDan210
My family has always called them toad in a hole
TwiggleberryMcBellyBottom
Oh I like that.
beakindperson
Mine too
rainehdaze
That is a yorkshire pudding containing sausages.