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Jun 10, 2022 6:03 PM
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hnngh
12ashwind
turbodog
You are, Buster the Body Crab, then, eh?
SeasonCat
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Crotch crickets
mardukkur
https://youtu.be/2bCuY9JFE4Y
ScienceIsCrab
Jamroast
"Carcinization can be defined as the evolutionary process leading to the crab-like form."
Chickenbuttholeremover
Love these kinds of posts
jesusisherelookbusy
BobHubert
therealamh
I don’t know why, but I thought the punchline was “you actually live in BOTH the ocean and the land” and the crab was just confused by that.
tanebot
Oh, bless yer' heart.
inthepines
Lords of Acid intensifies
kakivara
Darling come here
houpbajoup
Those are lice
EaNasirIsABastard
bobthefunny
sombrerohorsewagon
swissdoode
He's got the Jack…
heartlessninja6
oilyanaldischarge
I enjoyed this as much as the guy did, I think!
ChernoGamma
Imagine trying to sing while pulling g's
dronir
*adjust glasses* Ahem. Those "crabs" are actually pubic lice, not actual crabs. Lice are insects while crabs are crustaceans.
tesseract4d2
Which is funny, given all the things we like to call "bugs" that aren't, such as isopods, which ARE crustaceans.
RonnieKielbasa
WonderfunkJones
That's why I was like wait
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Imagine if they were literally crabs though. That would be fucked up.
blasthornet2002
Insects are just really successful land crustaceans anyway
blumpk1npie
Very well. From now on they shall be minge mites
asanaustralianwhyareyourpostsupsidedown
Everything is crabs, just give evolution more time.
dronir
I acknowledge that nothing in the reading of the original joke contradicts this.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Honestly, they are all just athropods to me
3Davideo
Are you some sort of arthropodiatrist?
dronir
No, but about 10 years ago I wrote most of the wikipedia article on "arthropods" in my native language.
Kbantar
Ahem, neither insects nor crabs can talk, and gods don't exist.
zealabyrinth
I met a lobster once. It said “*click* *click* *clack*”
delab
Gods exist just as much as love does
delab
Only in your mind
coalminersknuckle
blahdeeblahnonamesleft
This show was peak television. Everything's been downhill since ATHF ended.
Ryanator50
Technically crabs and lobsters are arachnids
MithridateEupator
Arachnida is a class - Lobsters and Crabs belong to the class Malacostraca
Kbantar
They are all arthropods.
Kbantar
No, they aren't.
Ryanator50
that's the joke
justanotherdude6710
Pubic Announcement: I have found the literalist.
Ionico
Hey, I like learning, stop shaming people who post stuff like this for nerds like me who enjoy knowing facts please :)
dronir
Somebody's got to take the pubic blame.
BobbyVegana
*Pub... fuck! I ran out of puns
Brickham
Public Announcement the third: I lol'd.
LowBrowHighJinx
Public Announcement Jr: Hey! you skipped me!
Brickham
ryecurry9000
Not all that bad a place if you ask me.
GotBetterThingsToDo
Meh, one of your neighbors is always gonna be an asshole and sometimes a couple nuts live on the other side.
iamthisguy247
Warm, well covered, and you get the occasional show.
PineappleLoopsBroether
It’s a great spot …until they find you… this kills the crab.
hnngh
It's bad if you're anything but the crab.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Also bad if you’re the crab, how long until you get poisoned or flushed down the drain?
BobbyVegana
crab is not complaining