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Dice tax
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ProbablyISIS
Never played personally, but I enjoyed your dump.
Makemycommuteinteresting
Dracongield
Good job on the dice. They r all on the highest number so the luck will charge properly
rayneayami
Anyone remember the list Things Mr. Welch is no longer allowed to do in an RPG?
3Davideo
Lame Strike.
BoozeHound001
The boblin one hurts. I've had 2 sessions, both 3 hours long wasted as the party was discussing what to do as they saw a shady guy in an inn
Clayman8
Boblin the Goblin. I like him.
snarkface
Poor Boblin the Goblin.
tipitiwitchet
Dice tax, you say?
tomyironmane
I feel this should have one of those "Celebrate Diversity" captions on it.
satansclitoris
#25 did exactly this last night all with advantage because of the samurai’s fighting spirit
3Davideo
fairybug
That dice tax is beautiful!I like the sparkly red ones especially.
TopCommenter
#11 Last night both clerics realized that they had access to a divine intervention that could theoretically teleport us to the final boss
TopCommenter
2 before he's ready to take us on. Both deities responded with, basically, "you need the XP you'll be getting on the way".
UalrReaDyKno
I frickin didn't understand any of this
Teddy2Ready
Get some nerd friends
EroticZombiePants
People have all these matching dice, and all mine were just a small mix of whatever with d6 taken from board games.
ipeeinyourshowertoo
And yours is just as special as anybody else's! :)
Pieguy447
Take the yellow slide on #23 it deals more damage on average. It’s minimum is 2 whilst the other can roll 1
WhatsUnderMyKilt
I like the Bianca reference. I always trade him for Sera immediately after Red Jenny though.
TheAlteredMind
Explain please
WhatsUnderMyKilt
From the video game Dragon Age: Inquisition. Bianca is the name of the crossbow that the first rogue in your party uses. 1/2
WhatsUnderMyKilt
Sera is a lesbian rogue. She is better IMO because the first rogue can only use Bianca in battle. So you have to continuously craft upgrades
WhatsUnderMyKilt
And he calls it "A miracle of Dwarven Craftmanship" in the game as well. He is a Dwarf.
Boreduser
So my character was just killed by a party member "cause it is what my character would do" a years worth of work done. I sent him that meme.
zFUBARz
Your DM seems like a bit of a dick to allow that.
TsukariYoshi
The most important thing to remember is this is supposed to be fun. In the end, you are in control of your character's actions.
TsukariYoshi
If "That's what my character would do" would make it less fun, you can just **not do that thing** and the world doesn't explode.
TsukariYoshi
A lot of people seem to have trouble with this concept/use it to act like shitty people.
zFUBARz
Current character is a teenager, I use it to act like an idiot, because teenagers are dumb, but not to harm the party, just his own interest
Areanywittynamesnottaken
So what’s the difference between a wizard and a warlock?
GarandGunner
https://youtu.be/9mvTgXPHlvo
Demogorgon12
One has a book, the other has a sugar daddy
Areanywittynamesnottaken
So a wizard learns spells and a warlock is granted spells by some sort of magical being?
StarscreamAndHutch
I laughed, the bard laughed, the table laughed...
Demogorgon12
We killed the table
Zreen
It was a good time
wabitgirl
Good times...
xtreampb
After the bard failed his role when seducing the table
pondwouldbegoodforyou
I love you guys so much
TakNoPants
Laminate dead lol.... okay that adds a letter but its really late and it made me giggle
ArdentSlacker
... that's... not necessarily useless if you have to do a bit of a hike to get to a rez.
Splosions
avertyereyes
It bothers me that the d8's are below the d6's
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
And the D10s are on 9 and two are on six
ArdentSlacker
a lot of us gamers have a hard time lining up a good d8.
SmittyTitties
The red d9s are the only dice not showing the highest number
HessianGhost
and the d9s have 10 sides.
Demogorgon12
Now that you point it out it bothers me
fairlybad
Where is your 10's place D10?! It's missing from every set. :<
Squeaky6288
He has the d10's, he's missing the percentile dice from each set.
Boreduser
And that the D20 all the way to the right isn't part of the set
Demogorgon12
It actually is. You just can't see the blue on the others
Adamorweirforcatchingfish
Came here to say this
NotSoSmartAlek
The rightmost set is red/blue multicolor, it's not obvious from the middle dice but the d4 is obviously blue on top.
Boreduser
I stand corrected
NotSoSmartAlek
The d8 is also blue on one side, but that's easy to pass off as an imagined shadow.
Dracongield
At least they r all on the highest number so that the luck can charge properly
Draco877
Mine charge properly on 1.
BishopHastur
d10s aren't
ArdentSlacker
Generally, a percentile roll that comes up 00 is kinda... dangerous.
BishopHastur
Fun. The word I think you're looking for there is "fun".
ArdentSlacker
When it's "gm's choice" it really depends on the GM.
tomyironmane
Lynith
Is it bad that all these years later I have that entire scene committed to memory?
KatieIsALady
We found an original cartridge of that game last month and I was shocked to find that, 20 years later, I still remembered all the words
JesusChristbutifhewasaGamer
How could that possibly be a bad thing?
Schmuck4hire
#1 What's the difference between a wizard and a warlock? Is there a difference in how they learn magic, or is just that warlock=evil=steal?
RincewindTVD
In story terms, wizard = studied for magic, warlock = made a pact with something for magic.
brbkitchen
Wizards learn magic through study. Warlocks gain magic through a patron who gives them their power via a pact.
GarandGunner
https://youtu.be/9mvTgXPHlvo
RincewindTVD
in rules terms, wizard = wide range of spells; varied effects, warlock = narrow range of spells, some extra abilities.
SolomonSinclair
Aka a fuckton of invocations that either buff Eldritch Blast, suck outright, or are super situational. Or are super situational AND suck.
TopCommenter
Wizards cast spells using their big brains. Warlocks cast spells using their big dicks. And I dare anyone who disagrees, fight me.
RincewindTVD
I thought that was bards?
TopCommenter
Nah, that's the power of Rock. Easy to get them confused.
Dustorn
The joke I've always heard is, wizards are the students who study hard for the test, warlocks fuck the professor. Basically, warlocks 1/2
Dustorn
don't have any natural magical ability - and I guess neither do wizards, just sorcerers. The difference is, warlocks took the quick way 2/3
Dustorn
to power and got themselves a patron - possibly by accident. This patron is the source of their magic, and can be good or evil equally.
Dustorn
Although, it's probably safe to say that an Infernal patron is probably going to be evil, and a Celestial will probably be good.
JackBinary
Warlocks do not have power of their own. They are lent power by some benefactor, but that must be paid back. 1/2
JackBinary
Warlocks, contrary to popular belief, don't have to get their power from eldrich abominations, they can also get power from archfey, 2/3
JackBinary
Celestials, plain old demons, and even a sentient sword. They then channel the power of their patron, rather than generate it themselves 3/4
JackBinary
Another comparison can be made for sorcerers, who gain their power from their lineage, and do not require formal training. 4/4
Schmuck4hire
Huh. I always thought these titles were interchangeable. I didn't know there were such specific definitions.