MauxNDiapers
141353
2014
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Mar 10, 2023 6:05 PM
MauxNDiapers
141353
2014
16
MutteringMisanthrope
https://www.theonion.com/bankrupt-dot-com-proud-to-have-briefly-changed-the-way-1819565936
JAPONfan
More like the golden years of kickstarter.
RobJenkins
Sillycon valley bank gone bust
68people
Ai is the new blockchain
madeejit
If you can't figure out what the product is, it's you.
OmnesMundiLardum
Pets.com has entered the chat.
CausticSodaBlack
I have shares in a mining company rthat produces unobtainium
symmetry7
The announcement is the product.
Hypothesist
quantum ai blockchain synergy glocal hoshin
Feralkyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtK_YsVInw8
MightyIink
So we're gonna go straight from NFT's to this huh... back into the abyss we go!
incendras
AI bought $100m in shares after news article. go figure.
JonasPolsky
Long Island Blockchain Co.
oldguyexlurker
Annnnd.... SVB goes under.
madeejit
Look over here! At the shiny thing! With sparkles! Don't look behind the curtain!
Jewdakris
Yeah but the stock market isn't a fucking joke scam for the rich to get rich and dump their losses on everyone else
snotrocketscience
Using AI to finally perfect the blockchain.
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snotrocketscience
Exploiting our actionable competencies.
Jagerbeast
Buy my NFTs!!!!
seriously9
But my screenshot of Jager’s NFT’s at half price one day sale!
Tynford
Slimewire
Fakeblock
Blackmetalhappiness
AI's the new crypto currency, isn't it?
nojustsayitdont
Tie it in with crypto, NFTs and VR and you have the quadfecta.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
AI in the metaverse huh?
RideTheStimutacs
A few years ago, some guy on here was absolutely convinced that most people would have a room in their house dedicated to VR in 5 years.
RideTheStimutacs
Like to the point of making angry arguments and shouting down anyone who disagreed with multiple replies. You WILL have VR!
jrntn
In 5 years most people will be lucky to have a room at all, let alone a house
TheOneTrueZippy8
Ask me about Crypto AI nano NFT daffodil bulbs 2.0 before it goes mainstream.
Noahbalboa82
I'm sick of all the tech scams and the greedy investors who don't do any due diligence before snapping up the shit like it's cocaine
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Just gotta sell before the crash
Noahbalboa82
Get that last fix, man!
pr3viso
Vertical integration, game-changing technology, economy of scale, innovative solution, efficiency, green powered, small carbon footprint
nightripper
Bingo!
Feralkyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtK_YsVInw8
SpammyV
Tech bros want to know how you could have seen this before, it's new.
vegivamp
New and improved!
SJohnson23
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/01/10/kodak-shares-have-more-than-tripled-since-announcing-kodakcoin.html
Talligan
Bro I have this idea for a productivity app
DoctorInPhysics
New and Improved! ( It can't be both)
naught101
Tech Bros want you to shut the fuck up 'cause if you dull the hype their pyramid scheme won't work as well
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
They're also wondering what a "re-run" is.
WeeHuaHua
I worked for one of these companies, ScaleFactor, for a few months. Was supposed to be AI accounting (5 yrs ago).It was just people doing it
WeeHuaHua
It failed not long after I left. It was such a joke. Bordering on fraud. Cool office though. Spent lots of money on bullshit. Smh
HieronymousFlex
They never learn. The dot-com crash was only 23 years ago, and here they are again doing the same stupid shit.
JAPONfan
Newest! Never been done before! Pioneering! synergy! Strategy for the team to win!
Marsupialmessiah
Forgot the "holistic approach to allow work-life balance" while 2 ppl work 20hx6 days and 150 are unemployed, and the product sucks.
slinkydust
Move fast and break everything!
Hypothesist
Making the world a better place
BigBidiza
But does it come with blockchain?
penzick
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/fyre-festival-fraudster-launching-latest-thing-looks-party-island-rcna62564 Insane how true that is.
InfocalypseRising
D I S R U P T I VE
CommodusLeitdorf
THOU SHALL NOT CREATE A THINKING MACHINE!!
Thornaxe
It’s not stupid for the investor. There’s untold billions lying around looking for a home. If someone invests in 9 of these projects and 1/2
Thornaxe
8 go bust but one returns 10x, then that investor returns 10%.
SomeDetroitGuy
Yes, it is stupid for the investor because this is guaranteed to be one of the 9 failures.
Thornaxe
Most every startup was considered to be a failure by conventional wisdom. Just playing devils advocate here.
LucidPariah
Friends parents "invested" Thousands in crypto just before the bust. They thought it would mature and continue to grow. Fucking idiots!
Xelada
I mean, how common was "I was thinking of buying bitcoin when it was like $10 a coin but it seemed like a scam" when it was worth thousands?
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farfie
I wish I had my crypto wallet from around 2013. I'd have $200k.
kheltan
that's very sad. people getting scammed is always a sad thing
LucidPariah
They did it to themselves wasting money on something they didn't know about
kheltan
That's just cruel.
TinFoilKat
Buy low, sell high. Not buy high, sell low.
LucidPariah
They bought high and were going to sit on it and let it increase in value forever! It was literally a retirement investment plan
TinFoilKat
I hope they didn’t sell it. At some point it will be worth more than they paid. Bitcoin follows a predictable cycle.
Rogahar
My oldest brother is doing alright on it, but he's already very financially savvy and has been trading stocks/shares/etc most of his >
uououououo
The trick to making money from a pyramid scheme is to bail out before it collapses.
Rogahar
> adult life - so he keeps a very close eye on everything, has all manner of automated alerts set up, etc etc etc. He's also a complete >
Rogahar
> workaholic, though, so he doesn't see any of that as a chore.
fantasma21
When you’re a workaholic you get upset when you don’t get to work. It’s never a chore, it’s a duty.
zxwaffen
My brother in law is basically the same with it, he's done alright with it. Nothing crazy. Old neighbor got wiped out trying it though.
WenTheEternallySurprised
I've offering shares in a company that uses AI nanoparticles.
fartharder
In the multiverse
justgivemeadamnusername
I will invest only if it contains copper and crystals.
Lodrial
OK but is it QUANTUM? My company has quantum AI nanoparticles. Shares are 33% more costly than Wens, but at least 50% more valuable.
CharmingPrism
Not to get all technical, but Polyphagent AI Concepts are probably more suited to Ambiphagient Deplenerated Reactive Environment (or ADRE)
GodEmperorOfImgur
Okay, but what about the hydrocoptic marzel vanes? You need to avoid unwanted side fumbling.
CharmingPrism
I have heard there have been promising uses of the lotus O deltoid Sperving bearings. as long as its prefamulated amulite, effectively preve
JohnBluehill
Featuring the blockchain
ben5j83
ahnteis
Pretty sure I read that novel. It didn't turn out well. Also, complete fiction.
TK421isAFK
Michael Crichton...I think it was Prey?
ahnteis
That's the one I had in mind although I'm sure there have been others. :)
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Does it utilize the blockchain as well?
astrangehop
Dude, the quantum Blockchain
evocatiranch
Yes and it generates NFTs as well.
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SofaH3ro
Are these in The Cloud?
quitepossiblygettingold
Held up by carbon nanotubes?
KuroFluff
It's streaming machine learning in the quantum computing cloud with more microservices edge computing than you can shake a stick at.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Why do people call your mother The Cloud?
RhymingEverything
bc she's shared with everyone? because she blows? or because she gets me wet?
BarbedWireCatheter
It will let us leverage our core competancies and shift the paradigm
Ardranor
JABBERWOCKY
MattJeffery
Only boomers and the scientifically illiterate fall for tech scams, I have zero remorse for them
timothyaolson2000
Oh God, it's the Boomer police again. Stupid people are stupid people. That was clever in 2016 but ain't no more.
harambedaycare
Really? That's sad
Syrpynt
But the issue is they're hoarding and wasting OUR wealth on bullshit, comrade.
zerovanity59
Luckily the Boomers are retiring like flies. Retired boomers don't want to invest money.
EMTsaidwhat
Just jealous I didn't think of it first.
spookyactionatadistance
They raise money from VC firms not banks. It's other tech people giving them money and right now if you have an inkling of an idea for
spookyactionatadistance
2) anything using AI that could go mass market you'll be flooded with VC money
brassknucklenerd
Until one of your elected officials uses your tax dollars to fund the next "solar roadways" or "hyperloop" tech scam. :(
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Luckily in the USA, politicians don’t find public infrastructure.
smittyatyou
Lol
Qouththeraven
Can't fall for a scam if you ain't got no money. Streets ahead.
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
Hahaha +1 just for using "streets ahead"
tentacularfleshscape
What does that mean
CanOnlySayYes
Found the boomer
tentacularfleshscape
Yah you're right, anyone under 50 knows all slang, immediately.
YouUselessTwat
Guess you're streets behind.
tentacularfleshscape
Fuck, I got got :( guess I gotta Google it
MADFOX