ToastedFreak
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Sep 14, 2017 10:53 AM
ToastedFreak
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emmanewsman
TRCamB1
But then she starts calling the cops me
DrIcchan
I think he starts smiling at the end.
theycallmetatersalat
WhiteGlas
Depending on the girl, that might be what she wants.
Affray
Just smile and nod before carrying on. They've caught you regardless, so you may as well commit and let them know they look good.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
LegolasTheSonOfThranduil
Yep, that's how I do it.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Just tell her you wanna take her hobbits to Isengard.
CloseupCaptionReaction
I don't get caught
UgandanKnucklesIsdeWae
tagerco
Fuck I hate you people sometimes
ToastedFreak
'sometimes' ... good enough for us !
Enohpoxas
When she does see you staring, smile. Worst case scenario is that she looks away.
Talmorean
Open window is fair game. Your eyes are your own property, point em at anything you want.
goflyblind
what do your elf eyes see?
Affray
originalsh4rpie
Yeah, but thats where the bushes come in handy as a hiding spot.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
If that girl is your sister, u are a fucking pervert
IamNotAnAlien
eapecially on the 3rd tuesday of the month at 3:32 am
SentientSTD
Venet
BioshockDaddy
ToastedFreak
You fucker. I like you.
DontLookAtMePenis
Last time I looked inside a strangers window I saw a fat naked man's penis
ToastedFreak
But did you look away? Or kept on staring to establish dominance?
DontLookAtMePenis
Oh no dude I stared, imagine you're just out for a walk and you randomly look at a house and see a fat naked man, you gotta stare
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
StupotJC
God damn I was crying when this scene happened in the movie. I couldn't believe what I was watching.
donkeykongseitan
I know right? It was the funniest!
technobass
I'm gonna need some sauce
DamianWinters
Its from that movie with Nicholas cage and the bees, I forgot the name.
NextineX
Bee prepared. It's Nick Cage in that suit!
argonwild
Wicker Man
NoOneYouNeedToKnow
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discowitch
Woah woah woah, Nicolas Cage's remake of The Wicker Man. With 100% more bees than the original
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
But then you decide fuck it and stare anyway. https://imgur.com/ycG6atq.gif
sclev
Is that Bob Vance in the background?
Shumi69
HackerWithYourUsernameAndPassword
PrimarchVulkanXVIII
Muttons1337
lehenry
IHaveAHotdogUpMyAss
ToastedFreak
You naughty person
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
No shame. I'll take it a step further. https://imgur.com/RB7x454.gif
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Yup I found the heretics.
C0mtraya
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
You do not steal my job you fucking HERETIC!!!
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DontLookAtMePenis
Shit Micheal Scott got hot with old age
MantisTobagganMD
For some reason I read that as "got old with age" and thought "yep, thats usually what happens".
hendricks327
They are called plugs. Look at how thin his hair is in season one of the office
Snooj
Did he actually get plugs or just comb his hair differently? In S1 it's straight back which looks worse for thinning hair.
hendricks327
DontLookAtMePenis
I said he was hot, not that his fake hair was hot, feel like you just really wanted to bring that up
hendricks327
Well you said GOT hot implying he wasn't before. What else has changed that made him better looking?
somewhatvaguelywitty
Lots of people dig salt and pepper hair color in men.
DontLookAtMePenis
The beard, the glasses, his face just looks better, besides I haven't known him without the plugs since forever
Blue5679
Assert dominance