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Nov 12, 2016 10:18 PM
FerrousLupus
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TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
I quit the army because of the PT program
corvettee01
Both trucks are going to the same place? What if we take the loaded truck, and move everything to the unloaded truck? Sir. . . THATS GENIUS!
dougpeck
Technically the Apache doesn't have machine guns, it has a single autocannon.
sunnydelinquent
Hey I'm proud to be in the Air Force, we had Chuck Norris, Johnny Cash AND Morgan Freeman. Not to mention Frank Luke Jr and many more.
TheLastBattlestar
I got to see a couple A-10s fly over base a couple days ago. I had such a fucking motobonor on.
THEGREENFL4SH
I appreciate the fuck out of these, more so than yesterday's free pancakes
oilyanaldischarge
I love these military posts. +1 for some old and new. And on to the comments for the real laughs!
meisakusen
Oh, chairforce. You so silly.
ScrooblyDoobles
You should see the MX AFSCs. I was on the flightline working 8-14 hour days, with quick meals in the box truck at the jet.
goochthecat
But for real, AF has a fairly significant EOD component, stemming from handling and defusing aerial ordnance.
Moetorious
As a candy ass nonveteran, I enjoy vets calling other vets lazy way too much.
StopStaringAtMyPetMidget
I'm an 8 year Navy vet. Were pretty lazy, but not even close to laziness as the 'Chair Force' is
fAllioX
I don't get the surprise one
JGregory32
#2 yeah, it's not like gear can be *lost* overnight or anything. Everything will be there in the morning so why double check?
XMarxtheAllot
You guys still have to pay your bonuses back? That's some bullshit man. All the support for the Pentagon, none for the troops.
floppypancakes4u
Enlisted Air Force here.... at work.... LITERALLY with my feet up on the desk. Then I saw this post. WHO IN THE HELL FOUND ME!?
NerdN1
Some jerk in the federal alphabet soup. CIA, NSA, TLA (Three Letter Acronym).
Grimlockagogo
sunshinebro
The one about the packing list got way to close to home.
Mitheledh
My dad's advice to me was to never enlist.
strings2008
2LT here. Last meme definitely applies to some of my former colleagues a year ago.
ast911
What are the marines doing to identify/avoid IEDs?
PvtSnowball76
Poke it with a pole because that's all our budget allows
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
The Arts and Crafts thing is mostly for officer wives. Thank a bunch of rich old white ladies sitting around framing crap.
spacestationnumberfive
Lies: http://www.375fss.com/IA/artsandcrafts/HoursOp.htm
DecemberRain18
I'd guess it's the base craft store because the bx has shit for crafting supplies.
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
Kind of both. I've looked in before because I was curious as a young airman learning my way around the base.
LegendOfQuailMan
Spoken: 'chAir Force'
funnystoryaboutthat
As a Lieutenant, I'm really lost about where you're going with this...
Debiandog
God how are used to torture my LT with gags. I would tell you some but I don't want to ruin it for them
funnystoryaboutthat
I'm meeting my first unit in country so God help me...
Debiandog
good luck out there sir! o7
MarshyTehMarshmellowPunMaster
Debiandog
Never. It is more like https://youtu.be/p0WhB5eBLdM?t=1m50s
Debiandog
Jump to 1:50 if the link does not work
MrPeterCapaldi
#5 is precisely the problem with our approach to foreign policy.
DarkShroud
No it isn't because you no longer have the problem. If you do still have a problem you just haven't used enough explosives.
DarkSock
Starting in a couple of weeks we will not have a foreign-policy
redsalmon
Ugh...
Mcknizzle
Nope
baldewok
Excellent argument, sir. Very well articulated.
Mcknizzle
Yep
NerdN1
Fireworks celebrating your diplomatic victory are also explosive projectiles...
MrPeterCapaldi
That's not solving the problem, that's celebrating the problem being solved.
linanc7
Just hanging off the side of an Apache helicopter, now how cool would that be
asianhouseshrew
That was a British mission to recover a fellow marine who had been killed in Afghanistan. It was pretty rad. https://youtu.be/x6qHcd4imKk
Grimlockagogo
I've dangeled out the side of a Blackhawk in an actual seat. hanging onto an apache I don't think my penis could handle it
linanc7
What a rush tho, pure adrenaline yes?
Grimlockagogo
one of the best experiences of my life, and also one of the most gentle opening shocks on any jump I've ever had
linanc7
Awww man , cool experience and not gonna lie I'm totally jealous
shitbagactual
I can confirm most of this horse shit
jam3s2001
The hell you can, this shit is so close to real that I'm having flashbacks.
SherMattLockSmith
When I was being deployed the Air Force was given our brand new barracks while we got the old WW2 barrack. They got a bonus every 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 month for living in the BRAND NEW barracks for "substandard living" conditions. They hadn't installed cable yet.
Tehspy
When I went to Kunsan AB, I lived in a condemned building for a month, never got any money for that =/
SherMattLockSmith
These WW2 barracks should have been condemned... I went to a friend's barracks, and on the second door walked out the fire escape 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
2/2 That in every other building has a stairway downstairs outside, and was surprised to find said stairway nonexistent.