Last bit of military humor for the day

Nov 12, 2016 10:18 PM

FerrousLupus

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I quit the army because of the PT program

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Both trucks are going to the same place? What if we take the loaded truck, and move everything to the unloaded truck? Sir. . . THATS GENIUS!

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Technically the Apache doesn't have machine guns, it has a single autocannon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I'm proud to be in the Air Force, we had Chuck Norris, Johnny Cash AND Morgan Freeman. Not to mention Frank Luke Jr and many more.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got to see a couple A-10s fly over base a couple days ago. I had such a fucking motobonor on.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the fuck out of these, more so than yesterday's free pancakes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these military posts. +1 for some old and new. And on to the comments for the real laughs!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, chairforce. You so silly.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

You should see the MX AFSCs. I was on the flightline working 8-14 hour days, with quick meals in the box truck at the jet.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But for real, AF has a fairly significant EOD component, stemming from handling and defusing aerial ordnance.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

As a candy ass nonveteran, I enjoy vets calling other vets lazy way too much.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I'm an 8 year Navy vet. Were pretty lazy, but not even close to laziness as the 'Chair Force' is

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get the surprise one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 yeah, it's not like gear can be *lost* overnight or anything. Everything will be there in the morning so why double check?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys still have to pay your bonuses back? That's some bullshit man. All the support for the Pentagon, none for the troops.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enlisted Air Force here.... at work.... LITERALLY with my feet up on the desk. Then I saw this post. WHO IN THE HELL FOUND ME!?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some jerk in the federal alphabet soup. CIA, NSA, TLA (Three Letter Acronym).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol "there will be no jump refusals"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one about the packing list got way to close to home.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad's advice to me was to never enlist.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2LT here. Last meme definitely applies to some of my former colleagues a year ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the marines doing to identify/avoid IEDs?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poke it with a pole because that's all our budget allows

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Arts and Crafts thing is mostly for officer wives. Thank a bunch of rich old white ladies sitting around framing crap.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I'd guess it's the base craft store because the bx has shit for crafting supplies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kind of both. I've looked in before because I was curious as a young airman learning my way around the base.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoken: 'chAir Force'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a Lieutenant, I'm really lost about where you're going with this...

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

God how are used to torture my LT with gags. I would tell you some but I don't want to ruin it for them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm meeting my first unit in country so God help me...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

good luck out there sir! o7

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how often did you see this?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never. It is more like https://youtu.be/p0WhB5eBLdM?t=1m50s

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jump to 1:50 if the link does not work

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is precisely the problem with our approach to foreign policy.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 18

No it isn't because you no longer have the problem. If you do still have a problem you just haven't used enough explosives.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Starting in a couple of weeks we will not have a foreign-policy

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 21

Ugh...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Nope

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 12

Excellent argument, sir. Very well articulated.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Fireworks celebrating your diplomatic victory are also explosive projectiles...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not solving the problem, that's celebrating the problem being solved.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just hanging off the side of an Apache helicopter, now how cool would that be

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was a British mission to recover a fellow marine who had been killed in Afghanistan. It was pretty rad. https://youtu.be/x6qHcd4imKk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've dangeled out the side of a Blackhawk in an actual seat. hanging onto an apache I don't think my penis could handle it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a rush tho, pure adrenaline yes?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one of the best experiences of my life, and also one of the most gentle opening shocks on any jump I've ever had

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Awww man , cool experience and not gonna lie I'm totally jealous

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can confirm most of this horse shit

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The hell you can, this shit is so close to real that I'm having flashbacks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was being deployed the Air Force was given our brand new barracks while we got the old WW2 barrack. They got a bonus every 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/2 month for living in the BRAND NEW barracks for "substandard living" conditions. They hadn't installed cable yet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I went to Kunsan AB, I lived in a condemned building for a month, never got any money for that =/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These WW2 barracks should have been condemned... I went to a friend's barracks, and on the second door walked out the fire escape 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 That in every other building has a stairway downstairs outside, and was surprised to find said stairway nonexistent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0