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Feb 27, 2016 9:10 PM
FUCKTHISFUCKINGUSERNAMEBULLSHIT
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NightingGale6
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LordFufuBerry
weren't limericks first used with sexual references in mind?
SanKa13
Fucking people on pornhub. They're awesome
TheSwallowSavvyGuard
Roses are red, violets are blue, pornhub is down, Your moms Facebook will do
ChildeRoland82
Haha. LNI delivers.
DARfuckinROCKS
Hes actually quite talented.
Dinflame
Only in Britain do class, arse, and bars come remotely close to rhyming
MYBEERISCHEAP
I once fucked a man in Nantucket. It was in prison, it was over a bucket. I dropped my fly came in his eye, the warden saw just said fuck it
Skydoggy
Breath mint was the best.
KeatonKreikemeier
Am I the only one who thought the username looked a lot like Living Like Larry?
Bumcandy
Michael Twister, fucked his sister, then he fucked his mum, he tried to fuck his pet Alsatian, but it bit him on the bum.
Repiglican
This guy has gotten to FP like 9 times in one day...
notapinkflamingo
Limerick this pussy just like you should
Dannyxrain
What are the odds he's an Imgurian as well?
anonomoustache
Some of these arent bad. The vibrator one is the best.
absolutetrainwreck
"Sapphic"? Holy shit, Larry knows what he's doing.
joe6paques
Except that's not how it's pronounced, even in Britain.
ViktorKovacs
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sapphic">apphic">http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sapphic / http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/sapphic what?
1800druidia
ATTENTION EVERYONE... YOU CAN RAP THESE TO THE TUNE OF "BABY GOT BACK". Enjoy...
ConfusedConstable
I'm from a place called limerick.....that is all
HoodsBalls
There was once a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could sick it. He said with a grin, while wiping his chin, if my ear were a
HoodsBalls
Cunt I would fuck it!
footfoe
bars rhymes with arse?
BannedForNSFW02
Pretty... Pretty good.
mynutsaremassive
There is Edgar Allen Poe, there is Robert Frost, then there is Limerick_larry
Voidpaw
He is the new Edgar Allen Porn
ItTookMeOneHourToThinkOfaUsername
@pornhub please give Limerick_larry premium subscription. ...if he doesn't already have one.
Enderman526
@pornhub !!! Limerick_larry deserves it
pornhub
he does have raw talent.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
MOAR!!!!!!!
HeadingWest
There once was a girl fro Regina, who had an enormous vagina. Her boyfriend went in with a wink and a grin and came out at Bloor and Spadina
ilikewhenitssunny
Yeeee Toronto
HeadingWest
That's an intersection in Toronto.
mortard
1/2 There once was a girl named louise. Whose pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs from her twat tied the hair in a knot.
mortard
2/2 And constructed a flying trapeze!
TurboFourSVO
Definitely a brit. Rhymed vinyl with urinal
JackPela
That line had me reading it a couple times and still can't see how that rhymes lol (did I just rhyme?? Wtf)
TurboFourSVO
They pronounce it ur-ine-al
AvielMenter
I spotted no fewer than four Britishisms here.
lazerbeer
...Slow clap intensifies
jalex1215
Is that a regular clap or just a louder clap at the same speed?
Sirrussel5
citizenkane.gif
BlobbyJr
...slow fap intensifies
BoneDaddy05
Thought same shit, then saw you already said it...
BlobbyJr
Aw, damn! With a username like BoneDaddy, you would have gotten tons of upvotes!
Katadeus
His vocabulary is great and his purpose is admirable but his meter is unstable and his rhyming is questionable
Yourcommentdeservesmorerecognition
English major? :)
Katadeus
Maybe I should be
Meloncov
I think that comes with the territory when it comes to limericks.
Katadeus
It's commonly noted the body/of lim'ricks are certainly shoddy/but that's not to say/they're always that way/no meter's not what they embody
Katadeus
also it's really hard to get a relevant and accurate limerick to fit in 140 characters
LimerickGoblin
This prick has stolen my niche, a crude and unwarranted pastiche, with character caps, and less horny chaps, my limericks never truly unlea-
DannyOeller
Yours is a reach
Taikwin
But limerick larry was first, when it came to typing out a verse. He's six months in the past, so you copied his ass, meaning your rhymes
BuzzKillingtonthe2nd
We shall have a poem-off between these two young Gents!
ToTheBeeMobile
The least manly thing I've read all night. Kudos!
kill2stoneswith1bird
Come on now you need to relax, although you are right in your facts, larry was first to rhyme, but in this time, goblin is fit for the task
Taikwin
are just simply worse.
LimerickGoblin
Haha very good! But I actually made LimerickGoblin as a YouTube account several years ago for posting limericks on videos. Still, love Larry
Taikwin
I prefer Haikus. The medium's restricting, but it's easy work.
2ndbestpseudonym
Can you explain haikus to me please? I understand the form, just not the appeal
CptJero
That fact that what you just said was a haiku is incredible