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Quite possibly the most embarrassing thing I’ve done professionally in a decade. Glad I opted against Taco Bell for lunch.. FP EDIT: for those asking, they did sign, however, the contract has a contingency for an attorney review so the deal won’t go hard for another 30 days or so. Send Sudafed and Beano!
Trustmeimadogtor
Bodies are gross and sometimes unpredictable
BCOH
A Snart!
IsThisAlreadyChosen
I have farted and burped on many a conference call thinking I was muted.
IPostedWhatIWant
It may be embarrassing, but it should not matter if hes actually interested. :)
JUmpmAN1
Most expensive fart i ever heard of
kustomkirk
GeekyGamerChik
They will forever remember you as "that guy that farted"
seizethegeez
Would love to know what happened before this decade that stopped you from saying it was the most embarrassing thing you’d ever done...
Espurranza
way to go jerry
EmotionallyTransparent
Call me when you sneeze shart and snot is stuck in your beard and hands giving you webbed hands and forcing you to prisoner shuffle escape.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
> time to work on pelvic floor muscles
AssGrapez
Keeping it real
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
The Bell = Shart
JimboGreaves
I just left my family for a three month patrol, 01:45, can’t sleep, thinking about my lil boy. But this put a smile on my face. Thank you.
wheresurgurl
If you're negotiating $3M projects, Taco Bell for lunch shouldn't even be a consideration
djzkay
Could be a 3m total project for the company he works for, not necessarily in his pocket. I mean, I eat Taco Bell and don't have to.
KanackyBiznasty
I sat down in my bosses office once, my thighs clapped together and made a squeaky fart sound right as we made eye contact.
PhuckinFoneticJenius
You had me at thigh clap...
imdonewithpickingusernames
I said, a $3mil DART gun!!
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ProbablyDrunkAgain
Congrats! I just killed a $6M project because it was not feasible and broke just about every applicable NFPA code. Almost as satisfying.
BannedAcc1
Did you get the client?
UltimaCaitSith
I'm a serious business guy in a serious business workplace. Accidentally called the secretary "mom."
InternetGoodGuy
VagabondEngineer
Well, at least they know you aren't just full of hot air...
88wut
Was it a sewage line project?
lenomdeplume
Could have been MUCH worse.
friendswithfire
I would hire you on the spot but only if you laughed afterwards
SovereignPhantasmia
"You're hired!" " But I wasn't even applying for a job you were selling me something!"
HagglingtonBearPig
I second that hahaha
Schitzoflink
"See how efficient I am?"
oksuggestions
Oh my god this made me laugh way too hard
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"Asstounding multitasking ability" - CV, probably
SolarFlareT
"You should hire me on spot!" - The person probably.
MrPeterCapaldi
I dunno, your sales pitch sounds full of shit.
Kyen155
and the client was flabber-gassed
Kennytarmac
ibitmytongue
Is this a pneumatic shit dispersing system?
glassweaver
Huh! I always figured the inner workings of twitter would have been more complex.
Kignite
Genius plus all of the other possibilities hate crowds np! Got a bully not anymore! Don’t wanna pay for anything anymore problem solved!