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MuffinMan5666
That is actually the Republican solution to everything “fuck you”
AceOfNines
"Can't catch me that easy!" says the christofascist nutjob. "Making embryos outside the womb is a sin; those embryos deserve to burn!"
Seethreepeeoh
Fuck me? Well that's exactly how we got in this mess in the first place
SpaceGK
My wife just asked me if it's murder to have her period...
JackieTreehornProductions
Oh silly the correct GQP answer is neither - throw some books in the fire before leaving.
Copperbrat
"Thought experiments" don't work on people who do not think, and believe it's wrong to think.
Mythmatic
You lost em at "thought experiment"
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
I pick not living in the states because fuck that
originalhuman
If the people supporting bans on abortion could read, they’d be very upset. “fuck you” was because the person didn’t know what was written
Dragondraikk
I feel like the obvious solution would be to throw a full gas can into the room and run.
duhqueenmoki
Even IF the fetus is the same as a human (it's not), I decide when to use my body to carry it. End of story.
Greenwaxy
Stop blotting out the identity of the evil.
ddbrown30
People don't need to be doxed. It accomplishes nothing other than to maybe force them to dig in their heels even further.
Greenwaxy
Then how do I know it wasn’t a ghost account and the whole exchange staged for our liberal amusement?
NAbsentia
Easy. Leave the kid and the embryos to burn and prosecute the parents and doctors for their crimes.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
I find that thought experiments make people even angrier than the far more complex reality lol
Jawesome19
I'm bout to open a clinic in my state called "Abortions "R" Us" just to piss of all these inbred Bible bangers
Ezzy666
The abortionplex 2!
Jawesome19
Or maybe buy a van and get that lettered on the side a d drive around. Mobile Abortion Clinic " Buy one, get one free"
APassingPlasticBag
another good one to ask these fuckwits. i can freeze an embryo for decades then produce a baby but what happens when i freeze a baby?
GuideWire
Why take out the names?
OgreMkV
I'm honestly surprised that they don't say "Obviously, the jar". They hate children and are not interested in caring for them after birth.
DanFendi
I am 5000% sure this is the answer I'd get from the Republicans I know from work. '1000 viable embryos? That's way more than one kid.'
DrKriegersClone
If the five year old is too stupid and lazy to run out of the burning building and expects someone to carry them, they deserve to die! /s
Cranbananarama
"Hey, kid, grab those embryos and let's go!"
whatsisname
As someone that did IVF, if it was a 5year old I'd grab them, but if it was a decrepit baby boomer I'd let them burn and grab my embryos.
whatsisname
Those are hella expensive to retrieve.
MizWeirdo
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
You literally can
itsthevoiceman
Successfully?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Yes
FeloniousMonk13
is it ok if I just scream and run around in circles until my hair catches fire?
Redbulloth
Ah, the The Sims approach
Baalzak
wlfman
in general, how does the pro life crowd feel about artificial insemination? I would assume that goes against "God's plan", re: infertility
spool32
Logical consistency is not a component of pro-life argument from faith.
wlfman
that's kind of why I'm asking - hypocrisy or consistency
allicaleb
From my understanding, invitro is up on the chopping block next the be “abolished” by this theocracy.
Cappinskullz
As a Christian, there’s no problem with invitro. Helps you get pregnant, who cares?
briham86
I tried this argument once. Guy completely missed the point and thought I was comparing fires with abortions. Not bright people.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
But... what?? He thinks people are aborting 5 year olds?
porcubot
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHEN LIFE BEGINS. THIS ARGUMENT IS A DISTRACTION. BODILY AUTONOMY IS NON NEGOTIABLE
porcubot
NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO LIVE OFF A NON-CONSENTING HUMAN BEING'S BODY. THIS INCLUDES THE UNBORN
interhawk
What about the unborn child’s bodily autonomy? The bodily autonomy argument can only stand by pre-supposing the non life of the fetus
belindashort
It's a parasite. You are not required to be forced to save a life. No different than being forced to donate blood
porcubot
NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO LIVE OFF A NON-CONSENTING HUMAN BEING'S BODY. THIS INCLUDES THE UNBORN
nickwinters
If a fetus was alive, I'd be able to claim it on my taxes.
whatsisname
Fetuses are most definitely "alive", the disagreement is whether they are separate and unique persons.
nickwinters
You know what I meant.
whatsisname
Given the overall insanity of this subject, one can't make assumptions like that.
traceamboy
Ohhh that's a good idea...create a thousand embryos and claim them all as dependents...keep them frozen forever and a tax rebate every year.
astromoondoggie
Do I really have to take either? Can I just yell “BOOTSTRAPS!” in the doorway and make a run for it?
Feralkyn
Nobody can stop you
NotAHugeSpider
"Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bootstraps' and expect anything to happen."
astromoondoggie
TRICKLE DOWN!!!
Daddysharkfinsoup
No, you do not have to. You have an inherent right of self-preservation. unless, I guess, you're a pregnant woman in the red US states
urob
I had no idea you posted here, Mitch McConnell.
Quizz25S
No, yell "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS" instead
AsianLeprechaun
Yes, that's the proper conservative response.
DemSumBigAssRidges
If we assume they're Republican, they'll just shout "but her emails!" and let the child die.
speedbump9286
Found the Uvalde cop
JHRD1880
They didn't go into the doorway though.
astromoondoggie
How. Dare. You. I said I’d yell in the doorway. That has to be at least State Trooper level.
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
By christian logic, shouldn't we punish god for all the periods, miscarriages of fertilized eggs the body rejected
Scaramucci
Christians believe god can murder whoever the hell he wants because he's god and he's allowed to do that.
WaveMotionGum
This. It is even blasphemy and a sin to question the morality of God's killing.
Photeus
They want to get closer to God so they can murder all the people they want too. It's his mysterious plan after all.
samanthadlcruz
at what point does a woman lose the right to control whether a third party can user her body against her will?
samanthadlcruz
the correct answer is "never"; it makes no difference if the 3rd party is a virus, rapist, dying relative that needs a kidney or a fetus.
samanthadlcruz
she has the right to say no even if she may have previously consented. it is her body & she is the one that gets to decide.
samanthadlcruz
I don't GAF when "life begins" - it is entirely irrelevant.
DrKriegersClone
It will be interesting to see whether they extend the precedent to forced organ donations by compatible matches.
samanthadlcruz
you can't even legally take organs from a dead body without the prior consent of the deceased. corpses have more rights than live women now.
KanzenChowa
The true Republican answer is save yourself and no one else
GlenL
"shoot the kid to shut them up" is also acceptable to a Republican
LateChrononaut
The R probably started the fire and wouldn't want to rescue any witnesses
BaddyOneShoe
A living child? The republican would be fine to just let them die. Like they do with all the school shootings.
accidentalholocaust
The Republican answer would also depend on if the child is nonwhite
BubblesTheFish
God's plan.
TedDansoninthedark
Also "republican" you started the fire and locked the fire escapes. And will blame antifa somehow.
NationofSchrad
No, the true republican answer is to throw furniture across the exit on your way out so that nobody else can escape.
FailureFactory
I managed to escape. They said I couldn't do it. Nobody else did. It, you know, you know they say, it's, only the best people escape. I did.
Dolenmorgul
I thought it was shoot the kid and get the embryos to Trump in case his covid acts up again
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
yeah right? the scream wouldn’t have stopped them from running to the exit in the first place
johnnyhasadhd
But not before getting hand sanitizer and checking their phone.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
dont be so sure - that could be a potential rape victim, if they're quick.
breezybriv
[childrens screams have been redacted]
GRZMNKY
They probably started the fire.
Metalsmith21
When questioned later they'll claim they tried to save them but a Democrat interfered and wouldn'
FreshBundleOfStick
The kid and the embryosshould pull themselves by the bootstraps
Onlyhereforthelaughs
And then complain about how the Dems didn't save that kid or the embryos.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
And tell the family they are in their thoughts and prayers.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
But also that this is not the time for fire safety legislation, as that would be politicizing the issue. Now is a time for unity.
bundleofwoodensticks
“I got mine!”
theMayanStallion
Wait outside for 1hr before having someone else make a decision for you.
DaveSamsonite
I don’t understand why the embryos don’t just stop being poor? Surely they could stay on a friend’s sofa for a while…
PraiseThePook
Beat me to it.
Photeus
Well yeah, you set the fire after all and deaths will help to sell that it was an accident to insurance for the money.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
you're getting sued no matter which choice you make
DocWats
Unless you caused the fire...not in the slightest
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
save the baby, owners of the can sue you. save the can, babys parents sue you. save no one, errbody sues you. die - property owner sues fam
DocWats
You're just a random person in this situation you're not beholden to do anything in this situation. Morally you should do something.
Youhavinagiraffe
No the real Republican answer is rape the child and them tell everyone you saw a Democrat eating the embryos
BonafideHomicide
Chef's kiss
lespritdelescargot
This comment should be edgy and overkill, how worrying is it that we all connect this so easily with typically republican behaviour
stayingalive4life
Shouldn’t there be a gun and a certain amount of racism mixed in there some where?
celestedrake
…Didn’t say how and what child.
Cthulhuonabike
Normally yes, but the smoke is rising and there isn't enough time
LurkerOfDarkness
An armed black child, and mexican embryos? Is that ok?
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enybi
OK, the embryos are in a newly designed container that will allow them to develop. Are you going to let the 5yr old burn?
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DocWats
Not gonna DV, but does that fusion deserve more rights than the mother?
Bhargo
wait until you learn how often viable embryos are miscarried without the women even knowing she was pregnant
marsilies
Also, you're for aborting ectopic pregnancies, and any other where the embryo won't grow into a viable baby?
marsilies
So the sperm and egg were dead cells before?
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marsilies
So it's not that "life" starts at conception, but individuality. So explain twins, are they one individual? Or a chimera, are they two?
BlairT1
My 10 month old son spent 2.5 years as an embryo in a freezer. Could you put a baby in a freezer for that long?
puffyjacket69
oh snap!!!
justonemorepicturepls
Sure, but it won't taste as good as a fresh one
Nikolai5
Yeah, but they're better served fresh.
Mickeysofine
Could, yes. Should, no.
KnightWang
If we find an embryo that's been in deep freeze for 35 years, we got ourselves a new President. Frozen Embryo 2024!
darkstarmc
Mafa. Make America fetus again.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Not with the cost of electricity these days
Roaddog184
No, that's just Texas electricity.
ENCHANTMEN
When he acts up you should threaten to put him back in
BlairT1
He’s been a literal angel so I’ll hold off on that for now ?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
I would be so flexing like I was a Clone Commando from Star Wars if that was my backstory.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Yep, they keep pretty much indefinitely.
SlightlyDodgy
I hope you called him Fry ?
BlairT1
Nope, Quint
trs1
Reverse Shark Attack
BlairT1
Unused footage from the original. It was a dream sequence for the shark, he felt bad for chomping Shaw
cptcr
your kid is 40 months old according to republicans
Iamabigdogthatwantstobesmall
So is your child 10 months or 3.5 years? According to the right they should be talking and walking by now
BlairT1
10 Months. His brother, harvested (in embryonic sense) is 3 years and 3 months old, although they were fertilized the same day, mins apart
Daddysharkfinsoup
pretty sure you have to call him a toddler now. Hope he's walking he's almost 4
PanNonOpticon
Can he buy alcohol when he's 18.5?
n0gal
Yeah, it's actually not the freezing that's the problem, it's the thawing that kills.
BlairT1
It’s ice crystals shredding cell walls, it’s sorta both.
CJAW
That's why you've got to use the defrost setting in the microwave. Keep it low and slow.
Leonon
Well, not a live one...
PandAnomoly
breadedfishstrip
You can put a live one in, but you won't get a live one o ut
TheLastBootyBender
whatsisname
How fucking nice would it be if you wanted a night off from their bullshit and you could just freeze them for a day Sci-Fi style.
somtin
Ripley froze her cat when she went to LV-426. The future is coming.
VolCana
Lister did just this.
Zeboku
I would like to freeze myself on the chance the future might be brighter
Zeboku
Brighter as in better, not as in nuclear bomb explosions
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Thats called The Grandparents' House
whatsisname
That's not an option for everyone.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Freezing them isn't an option for anybody. If you can't make your own grandparents, though, store-bought is fine.