Went better than expected

Mar 31, 2020 10:11 PM

melancholyterminator

Views

224012

Likes

13138

Dislikes

268

Went better than I expected

I see she has also been to Bangkok.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

The multiple tiktok logos, video controls and channel names really flesh out the quality of this contribution.

6 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Aye tis a bit much alright but fuckit, who cares

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 16

Butt fuckit! Who cares?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My immediate thought was "oh no, I'd ruin this" I'm constantly slapping my husbands booty.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck TikTok

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is the only proper response.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I can hear this gif.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HA HAHA GOT HIM!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bad tiktok, bad!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

You guys have a love-hate-love relationship with TikTok.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stop upvoting TikTok! All y'all are looking like hypocrites.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

-1 for tiktok

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Dat junk doe

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember: Every TikTok video you watch nets the China government additional cash to fuck the World.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I like the close-up on the first one

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An audible groan came from the all men in a 5 mile radius

6 years ago | Likes 3090 Dislikes 6

I'm amazed I didnt wake anyone up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine was a wheeze, but yeah...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To imagine that this gif has the power to make any one man groan. I know I did.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I did a little dance, jumping up & down...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the women!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a woman and that hurt me..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kid asked me what I saw...

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

My cat feigned concern

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

My wife is on the phone in the bedroom and I'm watching tv in the living room. She yelled at me and asked what happened and if I was OK

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My knees involuntarily clinched together.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

yup

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't speak for me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude and I laughed

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tik foking tok... Strikes again.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you greatly underestimate the size of the internet...

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

More than 5 miles???????

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It echoed round the planet!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a lady and still scrunched up in sympathy

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I did a little bit of both. It’s like when I somehow accidentally pinched my nipple in a restaurant near my mum. She laughed and winced. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, I would gladly have welcomed death in that moment. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Winced knowing that would be painful.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't react to fake

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

damn, that must be boring

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Setup? Yes...but I still didn't see it coming, so it was still funny.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fair enough

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dreaded meat shot!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 13

Normally id agree but I genuinely laughed out loud at this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Hate TikTok, laughed at the gif. So

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Now who slaps someone in the asshole? You usually go for some thick cheek meat.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

“Miss , and you’ll land Among the Star-fish”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go deep.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Reason #1 i think its staged.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I certainly wouldn’t stage that, but I am saying she knew what she was doing....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She stops and looks back... “Knees? Feet pointing back?”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's 2 kinds of chicks....

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blondes and MILFs

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm Blonde and a mom. I meant mean chicks who would rip your hood off and more chills chicks who are just grasping for butts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TikTok always gets a downvote from me

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 12

[deleted]

[deleted]

6 years ago (deleted Apr 1, 2020 5:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When you post this image, say why the music sucks, otherwise it just makes people curious

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Huh? It sucks cause its a shitty unnecessary music that has nothing to do with the video. What else you need?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Imgur you are wrong for this one. This beat SLAPS

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

No

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what's the song title?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

Dissonance

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Generic hip hop tones #7

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

[deleted]

[deleted]

6 years ago (deleted Apr 1, 2020 5:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I could take a shit into my microphone and it would be better

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you think I'm discouraging unmuting because I don't like the music?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My wife laughed a little too hard at this, hand me a cup of coffee and winked at me.

6 years ago | Likes 1778 Dislikes 6

Wife her again.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Lucky man

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

m8! You're in... enjoy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard I woke my boyfriend up ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She wants to try some cbt

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cryptocurrencies and Blockchain Technology, Carl Bertelsmann Taschenbuch, Calmodulin-binding transcription, chilled water buffer tank, ohhh

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know what this man is getting tonight ;) ... Punched in the balls while he's sleeping.

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Some people pay for that

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Zombie nation play out

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do you not see the feet being backwards?????

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Because she wasn't staring at his feet

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's amazing how many people go about their day oblivious to their surrounding.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While dating, I cleared my wife’s dresser of, placed a stuffed animal on it and surrounded it with candy. She spent an hour in there

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

getting ready in the morning and never noticed. Some people just aren’t as observant as you’d expect.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you would notice.. It's easy to see when you know but if you don't not so much

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here I am thinking pervy thoughts about the first woman.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

I thought I was the only one

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Big booty.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Clearly, I wasted my 20s.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is she?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A person.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She saw his feet. She knew what she was doing.

6 years ago | Likes 1618 Dislikes 15

Domestic assault?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would hope I would actually look at my husband’s feet for once. I would’ve slapped his ass when I walked in not on the way out lol.

6 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

I hope not. If she knew and hit him that hard she's an asshole.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was thinking this too I'd notice the feet probably right away

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or his butt?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah that’s traditional spanking form. If she was mentally prepared for a dick strike she would have done it backhanded with the knuckles

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

The knuckles halfway down the fingers though, not like a straight up punch

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The ol' sack tap.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The sack-a-tappa

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The feet were a dead give away for me straight off as well I was like, if she doesn't notice she's got a brain injury

6 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 24

I have a brain injury and I noticed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearing shorts made his feet more obvious. Maybe better with really long pants

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The first girl didn’t notice

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not many people notice they have a brain injury. So I’ll make it easy for you dude.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbf how often are you looking at people’s feet? We just notice it because of the camera angle. If you’re focusing on a task and walking in>

6 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

My eyes are always on the floor to avoid stepping o/in things.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women look at feet aka shoes. I don't have a foot fetish but I look at people's shoes all the time. Perhaps I have a shoe fetish...idk???

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

...I’m a woman. I don’t look at shoes or feet. I look at booties, forearms, clavicles and backs on men. Just booties and backs on ladies.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lol I'm a shoe whore so it's what I do. I love that scene in Shawshank..."how often do you look at a man's shoes" then I look other places

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You’re right, noone looks at feet. I wore 2 diff shoes to work, no one noticed; I work with artists. Shit, I’m one, still didn’t notice

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I mean, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't uhh, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

How often are nonfootfetish people looking at feet* you’re right. I should’ve been specific.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Every socially awkward person

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To a room you’re usually looking butt up

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

How often do you look at someones feet?

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Tarantino doesn't even look at anything else

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like... 7

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At least a foot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

nice reference, but

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0