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KerkylasOfAndros
I guess I'm a dog type of person then.
PinballWizzrobe
Lizard is as Lizard does, my mamma always said
dmuff
Is this post based on an experiment you ran?
AxellTheDragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mLxxxOMcs8
Rexery
Cat. Maybe.
unityking119
Haha animal baby
youareabsolutegarbage
Funny, but that's not why people cover birds, nor what birds think when they are covered.
TeamSchmautz
Bird? Can’t speak to that. Parrot? “Oh, heeeeiiiillllll no! Akkkk! Akkkkk! Akkkk!”
OreosAreTerrible
I had a psychotic death machine of a hamster once. Had to replace his cage a couple times because he was chewing through the metal.
overpall
Fish: dead
KevinSandusky
i think the cat one is opposite, cats go in boxes so much cuz their senses dont pick up anything, taking a break from the sensory overload
genuinelybored
If a magician placed a box over a rabbit it becomes a bird. Every time!
genuinelybored
Also mind the past tense term ;(
DefenderOfDog
you don't know many dogs do you?
FloridaLawyer
Cat = Alive/Dead. No way to know unless you open the box.
NinjaLlama895
z3lfmoord
So are they dead or alive?
midnightnikki
That is not how birds sleep. That bird is dead.
Executor32
'E's not dead, 'e's restin'!
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
Snake: Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaake!
domestomp
qyrriqat
Badger: Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom, mushroom...
HQDefault
duckshooter
CheshireCad
"It's called fashion. Look it up."
pdiddy31415
Someone should've drilled a few holes in the box before putting the baby inside. Oh, well...
MetaSomma
Too late now *shrug*
Kangadilla
So only babies need to breath..?
AnonOmis1000
It's cardboard. Hardly air tight.
starcke
It's more the space at the bottom. I think cardboard is pretty airtight after all.
thesameasyours
The infant one is very accurate, I mean no get baby out of the box
CptRobotNinja
Not my daughter. Leave her too long and you willl lift that box to a microverse that exists only for her pleasure. My kid is Thanos
MetaSomma
Also a giant crustacean something something you know the rest tree fiddy whatever *loathes self in silence*
Beargasm
It's better than putting baby in the corner.
Zreen
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
theHitchenator
What if the box is in the corner?
eclect0
That's a cat's reaction to pretty much anything.
Brandomite
Schröedinger would say the cats reaction would be everything and nothing...
CanadianFurr
Until you check of course.
haveanothergif
Pretty sure it can be ö or oe, but not both.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
You rang?
CanadianFurr
Perfect username.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Paper & cardboard make rustling noises when pawed at. Like the rustling of small animals in the undergrowth or dry leaves. Perfect cat toy.
AnonOmis1000
Also cardboard boxes are surprisingly echo-y
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Good insulators too. Great for cats and homeless people alike.
AnonOmis1000
Really? I never noticed them heat up when I made box forts as a kid
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Cardboard reflects & retains body heat. You won't feel uncomfortably warm, but it prevents heat loss.
MetaSomma
That's because kids have less surface area so they won't difract an absolute thermal vector equilibrium science word. Quantum. Nano.
smellyshorts
Interesting fact... if you put some hydrocyanic acid we wouldn't know if they were alive or dead. Or both.
previoustopcomment
that's not how that works.
smellyshorts
And that is how it works. We don't know.
previoustopcomment
No its not, the poison needs to be attached to a release mechanism determined by radioactive decay.
smellyshorts
And it doesn't.
previoustopcomment
"If an internal monitor...detects radioactivity... the flask is shattered, releasing the poison, which kills the cat. "
previoustopcomment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger%27s_cat
NCPBullet
Lizard. Lizard.
Zreen
Shepherd. Wrex.
Thisisnotacleverjoke
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Ohhh honey, honey.
Mulackokrieger
Droggelbecher
Techpriest93
However if the lizard is in space in a box then they have a lizard orgy
Sherlocksvillain
NCPBullet
Izzard. Izzard
tomyironmane
Lizard: Lizard.
Sirsir94
Lizard? Lizard.
bca360
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
distilledwill
To save you the clicks: yes it's lizards all the way down
Cliccclacc
The fuck it gon do anyway? Not lizard?
MetaSomma
XxCartsxX
Lizard gon liz. End of story
knowledgeguy
LordSupergreat
It's a lizardlizard! What do they do in a box?
NCPBullet
I bet it poops a lot
RoY1o1
Lizard. Lizard.
MetalMil
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
astridsSAM
King lizard. and the lizard. Lizard.
BlackWingPhoenix
Lizard. Lizard
frog311
Lizard. Lizard
orangatuan
You're a Lizard, Larry.
Frankylicious
Lizard. Lizard.
MsAlderaan
Lizard. Lizard.
StaleMeme
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Beat me to it
razetherunner
such an insanely fantastic show...
SanSabaSongbird
What is it??
BeatenBearface
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
SanSabaSongbird
Bird....law....? I like it already.