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Mar 30, 2021 12:05 PM
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tossacointoyourwitchers
#2 I have in my hometown in Virginia.
sgnight13
#11 uh
becauseurwrong
#4 I think the full confusion of you putting on his discarded shirt > the escalation of treating him like a clothes-adverse toddler
Hobomurderer
#19 how about you explain that you feel ignored and lonely. And that it makes you feel cold. Like a sandwich with noone to eat it.
ThePerks2010
#7 and here's my stoned ass trying to remember which cat Bisexual cryptid was...
belindashort
All you can eat KFC has existed in the states for years, just depends on the restaurant and how rural. Some have homemade noodles
TheWalkinDude19
#2 KFC does that here though? Like, I'm in Missouri and a lot of KFCs have a buffet.
DickInAToaster
Did everyone read the quote in #1 in david attenboroughs voice?
Svimbi
Is there any other way?
BoppXyro
#11 I don't get it
redsmerf
Not shown: the Fire Hydrant of Bullshit.
blaid0
#30 Fun fact: the Caprivi strip road was actually intended as a 150km airstrip to land military support as well as a buffer.
Hobomurderer
#16 wow....that's...I hope that's a joke. If not then fuck whoever likes this to hell
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
#32 I mean, they are married now lol
prattlepro
#3 Hope his name was Wallace.
YourClothesAreRed
I don't understand #26
princessperona
That wall is featured in the famous song video. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Gerjager
#11 wtf does this mean? I don't get it.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
#2 another reason to go to Japan @RisingPhoenix92
RisingPhoenix92
Between KFC and all the Ramen I am going to try I totally expect to gain at least 20 pounds
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Perfect we can try out for Sumo while we're there
FuzzyX
That KFC all you can eat in Japan is actually very limited and not much more than a refill.
Equinox42
#11 what?
mattbl
#9 My wife got sniffed down by a DSD at an airport. We own dogs and it was interested in the smell. Handler was NOT amused.
crackblind
#7 I was pretty stoned when I saw Cats. When I freaked during the cockroach scene, my son, who didn't know /1
crackblind
Stroked my arm and said, "Let it happen." I love that little weirdo.
amp99
#47 Earth sandwich related: https://youtu.be/VzEfTUVV1yg
amp99
And the solution: https://youtu.be/hA9Rl_pukQ0
CanRon
#2 also available in Weyburn Saskatchewan
SarcasticRN
#32 she wants a baby goat instead
mygodthisismy2ndaccount
100%! That or more chickens!
ObliqueRay
#11 what
Squishles
My friend also doesn't get this one.
sequeezey
The original was "heart" instead of "vagina"
frozenchicken
There's a dumb older version of this story where somebody needs life-saving surgery, and the missing person donated the organ.
sleepmask
I don’t even understand this explanation? The bf donated a vagina so now her dad is there?
sequeezey
Replace "vagina" with "heart" for the whole thing
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Yeah that's the point basically. Making fun of those re:re:re:re:haha so funny jokes
derpehbunneh
The old version would be replacing the word "vagina" with "heart" or another vital organ. Obviously the person who donated their heart 1/
derpehbunneh
Won't be there when they wake up since they don't have a heart, hence the dad's presence. The joke here is just a nonsensical parody of it.
stoots24
Maybe the boyfriend was a big pussy???
ThePerks2010
#25 do kickers get scholarships?
MemeSins
gamedesignchicago5
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meltedfaceguy
I upvoted this comment to 69 pts........ obligatory "Nice"
tracereading
Reddit or something else?
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
Adsma2002
Hmmm
splediblu
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Wrenfield
I like how if I actually "look(ed) into his eyes" I'd still inadvertently be eyeballing her boobs.
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
Shedoes
Devinator
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IFavouriteEveryPostISee
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Cathall
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DrivingBandicoot
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JesusChristbutifhewasaGamer
ApexIzzy
Lmao fuckin taking this. Thanks! +1
davebeastly
wealthychef
She has a 2 minute hand washing video on p0rnhub.
B1gstu
Doing the Lords work here Sins!
Bojovnik84
I thought that was a Trap, but it's just a thirst trap.
pooslap
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Nicodemusthefirst
HorseMcFucker
She seems nice.gif
TheAndersCharm
You gotta @ before the username bro
OmegaKamidake
They are providing the name of the girl so you can Google her.
TheAndersCharm
Whoops
ravinoff
Looks better in that photo than...ahem, elsewhere.
DestinyPrevails
I mean, that photo is excellent. Hard to beat or... well...
MemeSins
Agreed.
Morsalbum
i mean i just googled her and she seems fine in most of the other pics ive seen? and i have pretty high 'standards', angles, lighting, etc
AvraCadaver
Did you not read the meme? smh Rome is going to fall at this rate
ThomasThundersword
Fuck Rome. i’ll take the temporary distraction from this endless hellscape that is life. plus goths are better anyway.
CorwinMacGregor
Visi-, or Ostro-?
ThomasThundersword
Topic-
SmokyDoggg
belindashort
They are great
xenocrisis0153
Before you all get too excited, KFC in Japan is disgusting. It's Grade-C cutlet meat, no extra crispy, and no mashed potatoes.
xenocrisis0153
The crispy strips and potato wedges were the only good things on the menu.
palmo
KFC everywhere is disgusting
Punkereaux
WUT.... I moved away 7 years ago.... please tell me it is newer than that.
Pauly79
There’s one in Rhode Island too. Not very nice though
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
There’s at least 1 in SoCal too. It has some different foods than I’m used to there.
7CentsVern
Couple in northwest indiana too
buddhafw
Also a couple in Northeast Indiana, One is in a long john silvers!
ColoneISanders
So what you're saying is, there should be more of these KFCs? Hmmm...
rationalremission
God bless Texas ⭐
IdMessWithTexas
SmokyDoggg
They put out large trays of 3 kinds of fried chicken and sides, along with Apple cobbler. Not sure if covid stopped it though.
SmokyDoggg
Anyway KFC https://goo.gl/maps/LKeReeXCJgCF1iRg7
Jimmyisbigred
I thought there was no covid in texas?
stoshaliss
Same in williamsburg VA
ApatheticQ
I dont like KFC very much but if there's an all you can eat taco bell, chipotle, or buffalo wild wings.. point me in that direction
andwings2go
There’s one at the Fl Ga line. Last exit on 95 in Ga
Imadethisaccounttopost
There was one in Saginaw MI as well, on Bay Rd.
Katz00
One right down the road from me in KY as well.
IdMessWithTexas
DAMN WHERE YOU AT IN KENTUCKY. I need to know cause I’m in Louisville and I’ll be there.
daSilverBadger
Preston Hwy at Eastern used to have the buffet as of 2 years ago when I still lived in town.
palmo
There's one in Roseville minnesota too. It tastes like despair and the ambience fits. You want to sweat eating chicken there you go 10 bucks
DougDeNasty
They have had to police that one so much it sucks. Too many people abuse it. The rest is MSP all failed because of greedy people.
palmo
It has sucked for over a decade. It's KFC that's why it sucks.
ChurlishSunshine
It's such a horrible wasteland of sadness unsupervised children but I still go there once a year or so.
palmo
I haven't been in at least 5 years it's just sadness. If you want to gorge there are better buffets nearby
ChurlishSunshine
Muuuch better buffets. But sometimes I want to gorge on sadness and it's the perfect location.
palmo
Yes. That is true. Plus, with The Source right there you can also be a big nerd, though that place has become so much more of a happy place