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XxMsEvilxX
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badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
She still cuffed him.
resi1ience
"Ah man this guy has a sense of humor. Alright throw him in the bin for 50 years for marijuana"
OneUniverse
Guilty of, we needed to make our quota.
6v5r9rxvdh127001
In America
labtob
fucken altamonte springs.
Taintbraids
Of course the black guy smiles, it's the first time they only pointed fingers at his face
DangerTrain
Haha, get in the cruiser it's time to go back to the room where we yell at you and ruin your life.
HumanCapybara
Because of course it’s Florida.
burpwind
I hope he's ok.
michaelfire
and then they all had a little chat
XxMsEvilxX
Thank you for the perfect reference. I need to rewatch all of Kubrick's stuff this October!!
luxter7
Fun fact; She can’t read
oldandfat
Confused cop noises
rbudrick
And then he was tased, sprayed, beaten nearly to death, and thrown in jail cuz their dog signalled he had weed he didnt have.
therealpopkiller
Side note: Altamonte Springs is a suburb on the north side of Orlando
SenselessSentiments
...And soon he will be "resisting a rest".
Targe0
No need they got him for identity theft. /s
m4uboy
she's laughing because that shirt saved his life and he doesn't know it.
FlintNorth44
Copaganda
DrMarioSThompson
Wow stealing that one thanks
FlintNorth44
I stole it too.
PoliticalWanderer
GlebReawer
Ok, this was too good not to take. But I'll leave this, I got manners n shit.
TheDogEnd
PoliticalWanderer
tyrunn
Then her partner beat him to death
Preshka
Altamonte? He's ok. Lake Mary or Baldwin Park there'd have been gunshots.
Metalsmith21
ACAB.
XxMsEvilxX
Giantmutantcrab
I'm glad he didn't get shot repeatedly.
xuriV
taken right before they put him in the cruiser and parked it on train tracks
tonedeafsidekick
armandraynal
tonedeafsidekick
https://twitter.com/rafaelshimunov/status/1574040706074791936?s=46&t=xBQ0nJsyX5AEPW1Q3QY1gw
MrCoolWhip
Yeah.. but… like what happened.
Targe0
Got 10 years for identity theft of a white woman. /s
MrCoolWhip
Fake news
chaylar
and then they shot him 31 times in the back.
Targe0
agreeablebug69
Is this what they have to do to not get executed or abused? Cause we’ve seen compliance work almost never
EaNasirIsABastard
"Almost never"? If you are going to say stupid shit join the other side okay?
agreeablebug69
Well I mean, the guy who shot my friend over the weekend complied and is alive in prison rn, so yes almost never is accurate. Ass
EaNasirIsABastard
"almost never" would mean that he would likely be dead. "Almost never" would mean ~99% of arrests end in death.
agreeablebug69
For proof; https://www.wkyt.com/2022/09/25/sunday-morning-shooting-marks-lexingtons-37th-homicide-year/?outputType=amp
secretagentchewbacca
Is..is he in handcuffs?
JustHereForTheMemes0321
My thoughts also
australind
He's a white woman, of course not.
squillis
*she
Fastjack2056
Yeah, but they're the fuzzy fun-time handcuffs that white women use
NzRevenant
Conspiracy to commit abortion.
ks360
it's a step up from being shot
Dpunch4
Every time I see a comment with 69 upvotes I decide they've had enough. Nice
elbowdeepinawhateverthatis
Belugaphone
It's a smokescreen to distract you from the ones they shot that day.
thedarkcanuck
They'll get to that
isetprettygirlsonfire
The shit obviously wors then.
isetprettygirlsonfire
*shirt works
ks360
Thanks for the correction, my mind autocorrected "wors" to "worse", and I was like, how is not being shot "obviously worse" than being shot?
CurbYourClassWar
Aww coPs are oUr fWeNdS......
Emjayen
aw, football friend.
Kastovin
Grade A Copaganda in this post.
HyruleCucco
ElBarbu
I mean some are, like that black guy that was always making all the funny noises with his mouth
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Michael Winslow?
ElBarbu
Also him yes
16bitStarbuck
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Individual cops can be, but that doesn't count for much in the face of toxic law enforcement culture and a merciless system. It's like (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
going to war with your buddy being a soldier on the other side. Sure, he won't pull the trigger, but that doesn't mean you're safe. (2)
datester35
That means you're safe but only with that guy.
Mindshard
If YoU'rE iN dAnGeR, fInD a CoP! https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/28/us/california-fatal-shooting-police.html
Mindshard
They called it a shootout, but she got away and was running towards them and they executed her.
MachinatioVitae
She was dressed all scary though! They were scared! When they're scared they only know how to pull triggers!
XxMsEvilxX
i hate that whole schtick myself lmao but i thought his shirt was funny
fuzzydadbod
It's anti-trans.
MagicalHorseOwl
This is imgur, not twitter, I think you got the wrong website.
FoxyEllie
As a trans woman I give this shirt permission to be funny
zoeytg
So say-eth the council. Fucking tired of people trying to assume what will offend me and others like me.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Taking offense is personal. Nothing to do with what's being said, everything to do with your personal beliefs.
XxMsEvilxX
Um, would you care to enlighten me on how it's anti-trans? I'm truly stumped on this one, sorry
BurningVeryImportantThings
because fuck you and give me attention that's why
Notuniquesnowflake
Why would you ask a question we all already know there's no legitimate answer to? Don't feed the trolls. (Or do. I ain't your boss.)
OphelianAshe
As someone who actually is trans, it's bullshit and this shirt was funny
fuzzydadbod
Sure. It's the old "I identify as an attack helicopter" schtick.
Brickham
Nah. The wearer is the exact opposite of what the shirt says. So the police obviously have the wrong person. Get it?
Jabbabook
Ooooh. Big stretch
reverendbonobo
That's such a fucking stretch, I threw my back out just reading it.
Krakencrotch
You're either stupid for thinking this troll would work, or downright idiotic for believing what you said. Your pick.
zerogiven
...that is a stretch.
LordSithis
Hmm. Kind of a huge stretch there. And that wasn't anti-trans, at least not originally. That was anti-furry Tumblr overdrive.
LumpPump
nah pretty sure in this case its only to try and avoid police brutality with a lie to stupid pigs, no "i identify as" here to parody copter
Fumbledpersonality
You must identify as a buzz kill
XxMsEvilxX
I was also gonna say, though I see where you're coming from, it does seem like an overstretch, but you do you. Sorry for coming off that way
WilliamHuskerAdama
Wow you are really bending over backwards to get offended. It has absolutely nothing to do with Trans people, it's about cops killing blacks
WilliamWeird
Naw, otherwise it would attempt to mock by prefacing with "I identify as"
Scuzzellbutt
As a white woman, I wish everyone was treated like me by the po-po. Been pulled over like 7 times. Warnings all times but 1. FUCK THE POLICE
oscillatingdogfan
As a white trans guy, i can’t begin to explain how different life is as a man. I hate that everyone doesn’t have this.
EatsBees
damn every time ive been pulled over i got a ticket :(
primusautobot
You guys just need to improve your police system, and let me tell you it's far better than many countries but you need responsible policemen
apollo1983
https://www.theonion.com/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adult-1819594949
Trassation
I was really hoping someone would post this. Have a +1.
Sunshine12345
I've been pulled over 3 times. 2 of which were when a black person was in my car.
XxMsEvilxX
i would give an accolade if i could
Vallete
As a white woman, I got tickets all but once, when I was preggo and sobbing, but I also haven't gotten pulled over for no reason so...
ThaEnder
What you getting pulled over so much for?
armagetz
Because there are no consequences.
TheBitchessOfScience
Saaame I have a ridiculously easy time of it because I look quite useless too. Big dopey grin and overly friendly attitude works every time
flamingflamingo
Pulled over three times for speeding. Warning every time. I’m also a young looking white female.
flamingflamingo
Generally I’m apologetic and embarrassed when talking to the cop, so many that adds to it.
Xedi22
Yeah...my ex got a warning one night: drunk, no license (as in never got one), no inspection, no registration, no insurance. I'd be in jail.
ChimeraOfFury
same. i once got pulled over at 2am on a Saturday for doing 50 in a 35 . i was super sober, but i def should have gotten a speeding ticket.
LateNightBunnyParty
Same here, but I've never been ticketed. Verbal warning at most. And I definitely deserved a ticket a couple of times.
amoth
I think what you write in capitals is the point of their behaviour
KimMura
Husband was driving while Mexican. Only got a warning. I was shocked.
Mockingbirb
Fun fact: "Popo" is another word for "ass" in German
WeekendWarriorMark
Pronunciation is different&it isn't an insult: /ˈpoʊˈpoʊ/ vs /ˈpoːpo/, /poˈpoː/, /ˈpɔpo/ (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Popo go to po-po)
Calamarre
fun fact: "popo" can be baby word for "poop" in french (in some families)
thekreat
Popo = Shoe in Finnish. Its old timey though.
hotrodny
Po-po... :D
ZebraCockSandwich
not me. been pulled over 5 times, all for dumb shit and ticketed every single time. I've never gotten a warning in my life. Once I was 1
ZebraCockSandwich
driving my husbands (boyfriend at the time) jeep bc my car was in the shop. got pulled over bc the registration sticker on his car was 2
ZebraCockSandwich
expired, but I had the paper registration and it was good (sticker must have come off) I showed it to the cop, explained it was not my car 3
ZebraCockSandwich
proved that it was registered, and he still gave me a ticket because "oh well your brake light is out too-faulty equipment" like wtf?? 4
GravyEducation
It always hurts me to say it, but playing the dumb white guy works wonders with the cops
SocoFox
Yeah. Got popped for 93 in a 65. Guy behind me was going just as fast. I played dumb and said "The guy behind me ran up on me really fast. >
SocoFox
> Cop went back and looked at his camera. Comes back up and gives me a warning.
ilhares
I may have been a little dishonest (but still truthful) with them in the past. "I'm sorry, it's my father's car, I'm not used to it."
ilhares
Title was in his name, but hoo boy, was I flyin' on that interstate.
Ekibwurm
my dad joked about being able to be a smuggler easily if he wanted. you have to look dumb as fuck and stare a lot and they urge you to go...
crushingbore
I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.
VasyaTheCat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjw1IUD_Mc
GravyEducation
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!
kebabpipe
Yizelin
Chip, noo!!
GravyEducation
Excuse me officer, I'm a little high...
Edowyth
Hasn't worked for me. Been pulled over 3 times. Ticketed twice. The one I didn't get a ticket for wasn't even a legal stop.
GravyEducation
Did you try acting even dumber? Also on a scale of one to white how white were you
Edowyth
Double plus white. Maybe I wasn't dumb enough.
HiVizDiver
Didn't help me in Finland recently. 15k/h over the limit, automatic €170 fine. ?
rd77Runner
You got off easy ?
HiVizDiver
Yeah the officer called it a "small fine". ?