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Chawzilla
That was worth it.
BellemerebyMal
I do what I want!
WhyAmIHereIShouldBeWorking
This is the most british thing ive ever seen and its fucking panda
PracticalCuddles
I'm pretty sure their adorableness is the only thing that's kept them alive all this time.
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
This is quite the story!
HumanInhuman
They must have spines of cartilage. They are so flexible.
zenglenn
Paddy power in the top right corner, that's a bookies ad here in Ireland and in England to I think...
ARoastChicken
That was amazing I'm so happy I seen that
Dohdee
This is better than most movies I watch
ashipthatshipsshippingships
There's no one who can convince me that pandas aren't just tiny drunk people in bear suits. It can't be done. It just cannot be done.
DevonDay
So Pandas are actually English, good to know
GlowingKhawk
Amazing how a panda can reenact my last birthday. Except it was less lifting and more or less pointing me in a desirable direction
yourdaughterisastripper
Damn it carl
checkyesjewliet
This may be my favorite thing on the internet
imbugss
Damn.....Quickly turned into a Lucy skit!
Thojira
Yeah, wtf Dave
itsforscience
No wonder they are going extinct
aluminumfalconjumpercables
Friggin' Carl.
geiokami
Ok now I want to see an actual drunk panda
lazysombrero
Why build a moat if you don't want your panda to jump in?
ForTheRepublic212th
Just remember kids, this bear is not actually drunk
BalinTheQuestionable
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K1ngadam
Do their care takers really have to dress like pandas?
LetEmEatCake
I think it's just for entertainment purposes. Those pandas know better.
magicman0213
They do it to make the pandas feel more at home and less afraid of their keepers
CheeseEggsAndPotatoes
Asking the real questions.
Dudeitsausername
this is japan were talking about, anything is possible.
tielx3
China does this.
geiokami
Japan.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Say no more.
Idontthinkicandothat
This is the truest sentence I have ever heard.
Lilithet
I'm pretty sure this was posted on webo, so china
TheBaconator3
But Pandas are Chinese.
cuddlydingo
How did these animals ever survive in the wild...?
DamianWinters
This is a young panda, its like saying how could a primary schooler survive.
kiwiflavored
Badly :( That's why they're endangered.
DamianWinters
They were fine until we wiped out their habitat.
kiwiflavored
I know :\ Like so many species. Highly specialized species like the panda are usually the first to go. We've seen this in past mass ...
kiwiflavored
extinction events too, e.g., at the end of the last ice age. Of course that wasn't an anthropogenic event,unlike the current mass extinction
kiwiflavored
Anyway, I know it's kind of wrong to joke about their sad fate, but I guess it beats being depressed over something I'm unable to change
tehPhreakmang
Stop white knighting and know the facts before you talk, their numbers was dropping BEFORE we trashed thier habitat.
DamianWinters
thats not true http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/712/0 , http://voices.n">/712/0">http://www.iucnredlist.org/details/712/0 , http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/files/2014/05/gitn_940_pandas.png
DamianWinters
They had rather steady populations for thousands of years until we came along.
tehPhreakmang
So did the dinosaur... Species just go extinct. Even us!!
Raz0rking
how such a suicidal species could survive and evolve...
Lionskull
it boggles my mind that these things are related to polar and grizzly bears. on one hand: cuddly bears... on the other: murder machines.
Imaybegotthis
They have been known to kill leopards, so still bears though
silm
Oh they still murder machines. A hungry panda can kill a man with one or two swipes.
jengem59
They dont have natural enemies once full grown only as cubs so they can be mindless idiots once adult...i wish
Stebbenwolf
They remind me of the Screamspillar from the Simpsons. "They are sexually attracted to fire"
acunninglinguist
Humans have kept them from going extinct for the last 20-30 years or so.
DamianWinters
Humans also drove them to extinction in the 70s/80s so id say we owe it to them.
freshlymowedlawn
They would be extinct if it wasn't for human intervention
DamianWinters
They also wouldn't be extinct if humans didn't wipe out their habitats.
BubblesSayingDecent
Did much better as a species until we intervened. .........
freshlymowedlawn
Agreed
kiwiflavored
Their ancestors were highly capable omnivore predators. And then they went vegan :\
TheLordCommander
Apparently there wasn't even any physiological change, they just became to lazy to eat anything other than bamboo.
kiwiflavored
Yup. It's remarkable how badly adapted they are to their herbivore diet. Wrong teeth, intestines too short, wrong microbiome etc.
Lesbiansass
I blame buddhism
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I honestly don't understand how pandas aren't extinct yet. They're just so bad at living.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Actually, they would have been if humans hadn't stepped in.
DamianWinters
They are fine at living, they just don't do well in captivity like most animals.
St0plight
Well aparently they have barley any sex drive, because they like eating more. But we keep them alive because they are cute.
SheWhoIsNot
Because humans decided they needed to live. One of our great fuck ups. These things are too lazy to go find a mate to further the species.
TuggSpeedmann
We literally press them together for mating
KierTheKing
Because they are cute.
jimmyhowlett
Human intervention
ArtOzz
as a contender for the first place in the Irony Championships.
DamianWinters
well humans were the one that force them close to extinction so id hope we would help.
tehPhreakmang
I don't think they would have lasted much longer even of we are wasn't here... The desire to procreate has basically left this gnome!
DamianWinters
no they procreate perfectly fine in the wild, they just don't breed well in captivity. Which can you blame? imagine if you were put in 1/2
DamianWinters
with some random person of the opposite sex and have to have sex while being watched by some strange creatures.