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Conversation I had with my bf after having my wisdom teeth removed.
Feb 22, 2013 4:12 PM
WhatsUpPuddingCup
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flamingogirl453
NIKKI MICHELLE!!! I FOUND YOU!!! It's Heather!!! :D
harblhotel
I told my girlfriend of 2 months that I loved her via AIM immediately after I got mine taken out. Took her awhile to realize it was drugs.
NotACanadian
Do the Harlem ghat!
TrixieFox
In the hospital, after getting something shot in me, I apparently stuck my finger in my husband's mouth and told him his teeth were bumpy.
melmelmae
Haha. I like how they get gradually more coherent.
Valjean24601
66% charge is the highest I think I've ever seen on the Internet.
hipsterson123
Well this is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen/
buttalips
You hav a good boyfriend don't lose him!
zeekaye
+1 for partner understanding everything.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I screamed "Mooooommmm...who is that lady! Do we KNOW her?" When a lady in the parking lot asked if my surgery went well.
pykx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgB2ziyAteI
revulse
Man, I wasn't loopy at all when I got my wisdom teeth out. I feel like I missed out.
cranberryblueberrysauce
I spent about 2 hours today just watching youtube videos of people drugged up after getting their wisdom teeth removed. Funniest shit ever.
WitchoftheWilds
Haha, yup. Played DD for a friend and his girlfriend. He got yelled at for trying to dance right after surgery. The lolz were soo worth it.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
1/2 As I was getting helped out, the receptionist (who knows my family well) decided to fuck with me asked who I loved more, my mom or dad.
justiceandindependence
I hope he wasn't driving
fakesocks
Just saw an article on CNN about the rise of sleep texting.
KyAis
HAHA mine was exactly the same... except i said something along the lines of "i dont know who i is no more" i still die laughing at it.
NakedAssassin
When my sister got hers out, she kept letting our bird, Starbuck, put his head in her mouth, then laughing like a crazy person.
samboosa
+1 for Moby Dick.
rocketchick
sweet name for a bird!
bordeauxblues
that Harlem Ghat sounds extremely scary...
FrankUnderwoodsEgo
Where the hell is autocorrect?
WhatsUpPuddingCup
you know it's bad when autocorrect can't even save you.
buttfondler
as someoen who has to get my wisdom teeth removed, this terrifies me.
WhatsUpPuddingCup
it really wasn't bad! I honestly have no memory of the surgery...and i'm not in any pain or anything! you'll be fine. :)
TetraNordeh
I had mine out last week. It's really not bad. Just follow their instructions, and hydrate yourself for a few days before the appointment
BeautifulCreativity
Cutest thing ever!!
fraxinusoleaceae
"It has not as many teeths now." D'aaaaaaaw. Lord. That's adorable.
LadyDildozord
Oh my god you two are so cute I CAN READ THE LOVE!
pedantia
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
gavinski91
When I got mine out I did something similar. Only I texted my crush, and didn't see the texts for two days. That was awkward.
PianosBecomeTheTeeth
D'aw, your boyfriend seems sweet!
WhatsUpPuddingCup
He is!!! I love that he just went along with it the whole time.
Catsandgiraffes
you're sweeter tho.. according to him
PTnerd
Am I the only one who just got their mouth numbed? :(
cuddledudl
It actually depends on how the teeth are impacted (if they are) and where. If they're erupted already it's is generally easily to extract.
ACatNamedVirtute
I asked to put put under, and i was wearing a TOOL sweatshirt so he talked about them being his favorite band until I passed out.
hopefulheart
Nope. Only been offered general once out of about five procedures, and I'm scared of going under general anyway.
mizzerie
They gave me nitrus, but I was conscious. Made all the songs on the radio sound like they should be in Mario. Looopy.
eplenektar
Me too man.. Me too..
VLeebattin0107
They knocked me the fuck out, but they thought that because I'm so small I wouldn't need the normal dose, they were wrong.
TetraNordeh
I only had novocaine and laughing gas. I was completely conscious, just sleepy and didn't really care about anything, lol
QueenPutrescine
I only got numbed too. We tough
weaselbee
Noooope. I got numbed (granted it took at least 10 shots) because it was like $300 more to get knocked out. wasn't too bad, except one of(1)
weaselbee
(2) my tooth's roots cracked halfway out so that sucked. Couldnt hear anything cuz I took my ipod with me.
Shouhei
Nope, just last year I had my 3 wisdom teeth removed. I'm 20, and one was impacted. (I only had 3 wisdom teeth due to genetics)
Shouhei
Forgot to add that, no, you are not the only one. I was only numbed as well! :]
captainsuperdawg
I got some valium and demerol, but not enough to knock me out. Then they novocained me.....
captainsuperdawg
But it's kinda hard to relax on drugs when you hear your teeth being cut and cracked out, so the valium and demerol did little for me.
WhatsUpPuddingCup
I have so much respect for people who only get local anesthesia lol. as soon as my dentist said getting knocked out was an option i was sold
graboids
It took longer to get my mouth numb enough than it did to remove the teeth. The sound of the teeth pulling away from the jawbone... ahhh
pupperdoo
Me too! I was literally fighting the dentist and he was getting pissed...good times.
anglophilestymie
Fuck, I just held my jaw in pain! I keep putting off having mine taken out...this might do it indefinitely.
TetraNordeh
The more you put it off, the worse it is. I had mine out last week - the worst part is the novocaine and watching what you eat
gavinski91
I got put under. Took 2 minutes to go under, don't remember a thing after that, very little pain, back to work in two days.
beelzebro
I had to help my wife after she got hers out. So she sits down, looks at me all drugged up, and then reaches forward and fondles my junk.
Tankgirl79
I junk jumble my best friend every time I see him. I love a good junk jumble. They're like stress balls lol I'm special
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Is... Is that rape o_O
beelzebro
I was willing. Always willing.
beelzebro
It was at that point I knew she was going to be okay and stopped worrying :P
AsthmaticScotsman
Still a better love story than twilight.
beelzebro
lmao so true!
cornedbeefhash
My boyfriend babysat me after getting my teeth taken out. Only funny thing I did was ask a dozen times how long it took, cause they (1)
cornedbeefhash
completely knocked me out, and I kept telling him it couldn't have taken an hour, I was only there five minutes. (2)
jessicacupcake
sounds like me with my boyfriend when I'm drunk. last time i broke his belt trying to get it off in front of our friends.
beelzebro
Doesn't matter had sex
ThatsMrsGamgeeToYou
I literally laughed out loud
beelzebro
'tis a pleasure to please! And holy fuck, 263 points is like a shitton more upvotes than I ever got. Points don't matter and shit but yay!
MisterJellyBean
I teased my husband that the nurse and doc probably would fondle him before his surgery. Afterward he fondled his OWN furiously to make sure
beelzebro
LMAO you are a cruel woman :P
beelzebro
Holy shit, you guys took my to Idolized overnight I do believe :o
foulmouthedruffian
Rofl! Nurses loaded my ex into my car after his were taken out. He turned to me and said "I have a huge boner right now" then passed out.
beelzebro
AAhhhhh hahaha! Me, I made a paper airplane out of paper towel and the nurse (or hygenist? receptionist?) yelled at me :(
doubleormuffin
It's shit like this that makes me scared to get surgery. Not the actually surgery, but all the ways I could horribly embarrass myself after.
LSDMTCupcake
I hope you never let him live that down
foulmouthedruffian
I did not! Any time someone mentions wisdom teeth, I share the story with them, and now the Internet knows. TAKE THAT, MICHAEL!
LSDMTCupcake
Yeah! Fuck Michael! You're too good anyway!