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Apr 22, 2022 9:47 PM
XAMANDER
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mrssugar
If I'm not expecting anything or anyone, I'm going to pretend I'm not home.
HighlandViking
Oh, the horror!
cyxcult
Accurate depiction
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
TheUnstoppableWampas
I need a big LED sign for above my front door that says "DID YOU TEXT FIRST?"
aaronad
His cookbook is killer… Really, check it out. A Treasure of Great Recipes
mrputter
bourbonandbaddecisions
Jokes on you. I have doxies. You don’t even have to ring the doorbell. They let me know 10 sec before you get to the door.
ChrishCat
Thats me now . Ha
marthafarquar
BluLuna
Not even call. Send a text. I'm awkward on the phone.
Orb99
Bro, if someone knocks or rings and I'm not expecting a package. That door won't be opening.
0urLady0fPerpetualExemption
But the kitties scatter!!
onlymostofthetime
ok if Vincent price rose from the dead to ring my doorbell, you'd be damn sure I'm answering it
PerpetuityPhoto
Especially if he brought me a bunch of fluffy kitties.