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May 16, 2016 12:53 PM
flatdeer
Emotions are not instructions for behavior. Seems kinda basic.
SavagedByADuck
I thought it was going to be facts about the TV show, disappointed.
snowyman28
dime store psychology from jack handy
WinsWaldo
Dreaming is a random firing of synapses while in an unconscious state.
DarkNinja2462
BetaOkay
This is incorrect information.
Jeeezes
This is fortune-cookie material at best.
Molvanian
#8 "I feel #@$^ing tired." A very honest response, really.
Gargusuz
FIrst I read PSYCH 260, I tended to believe some og it. And I realise it is "2 GO". Now I think it is crap.
imcurrentlyatabar
I thought these were going to be fun facts from the show Psych. I was disappointed.
proudharto
#8 really explains late night conversations that get really deep. You know the kind I'm talking about
Rekkora
No wonder I sleep so much
imnotallowed2havefriends
I can sleep all day so I must be really sad.
FreePsychicReadings
I'm super happy and I sleep a lot.
wabitgirl
As a psych student about a year from my degree... dear fucking god, please shut the FUCK up.
SimenHellesund
Being pretty loose with the definition of "fact" there buddy
thejenster
But it has the word fun in front of it.
Barkinsons
The site itself is pretty clear about the fact that those aren't facts
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
The Bullshitometer is going through the roof
Hanratification
#7 M'Lady. And #6 also gives you tinnitus so..
ArmyThrowAwayAccount
*citation needed
Searching4Her
#2 well someone forgot to tell my brain to make my dreams not stressful!!
Trekker47
Last night I dreamt I'd die of a terminal illness in 2 days. Imagine how happy I was to wake up and realise it was just a very vivid dream.
Searching4Her
I hate dreams like that
piratedram
My dreams are more stressful than my waking life
guti41
But instead of "fun facts" I'd call it "shit that everyone should know."
Talonotw
4 was definitely written before Tumblr was a thing
UngratefulNoob
I think it means in person, spewing
UngratefulNoob
Shit... Screwed the pooch on that one. Spewing "I HAVE DEPRESSION TRIGGER ME" on the Internet doesn't count as opening up to someone.
TheBigGay
"psychology" "facts"
TheRaiderofRandom
I like the bit about dark personalities. No differentiation between serial killers and people who disagree with mainstream beliefs.
frjackhackett
these aren't facts, they're not even platitudes, it's facebook bolocks
frjackhackett
and what's more it's bollocks as well
fuckinusername
#9. Shit. I just slept for 10 hours.
Hanratification
That's not that much.. Wait, oh no!
shouldbedoingmylabwork
#8 I feel tired
shouldbedoingmylabwork
Thank go take a nap. THEN FIRE ZHE MISSILES!
TheUltimatePunMaster
#3 should be "A theory as to why we dream is that" not "The reason that we dream"
TchallaVII
yea, i also don't like that it implies there is only a singular purpose for dreams. they can easily have multiple functions.
TheUltimatePunMaster
And they probably do have multiple functions
HighTen
#3 shouldn't even exist b cause it's not true.
TheUltimatePunMaster
Well a theory as to why we dream is that it helps clean out the "mind clutter", if you will, but that is neither proven nor the only theory
HighTen
I feel like it's more replaying the things that have happened throughout the day. It's an awkward way to phrase it. Besides, we
TheUltimatePunMaster
My point is we don't know why we dream. It could be to sort our memories or form memories, or organize thoughts. We don't know
aprilludgateduire
My dreams are stressful as fuck. I have nightmares every night
TheUltimatePunMaster
Damn I hardly remember my dreams and when I do they are usually just weird
aprilludgateduire
I have a lot of issues lol
honeymagne
Doesn't really account for nightmares, which are... Ya know... Stressful.
TheUltimatePunMaster
No theory we have about why we dream has been confirmed
SarcasticJerk
I thought #7 read 'physically attractive wiener'. I was all in at that moment.
fartfactory87
me too :)
iDrinkDrano
Can confirm, have dark personality and attractive wiener
wanderingthrough
What a coincidence, i misread the same one but i read "dark" as "dank"
ChamomileT
What do they mean by veneer? Google's definition is about teeth or wood.
GadgetHands
A veneer is a thin coating of something. In this instance it means facade or mask.
Drinkingabeer
Perception...kinda - example: the dog put on quite the veneer of being good until his owner's left and he watched porn and didn't clean up
Harknezz
Your dog sounds cool
fuckititsralley
What do they mean by "dark" personality. Is that like cynical or psychopath
Imgonnatipyouwell
It's kinda like bullshit, like most of the rest of this post.
SKELETONMAAAN
I thought of some goth kind of person first, lol
derwulf
I took it as meaning "asshole."