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Get it? I'm funny. Kinda.
Jul 28, 2016 4:51 AM
4oh2
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1133
194
Get it? I'm funny. Kinda.
MaleTittySprinkles
oh just take it. +1
alex5775
alternatively: "I hate shower sex, everything is slippery and I'm sad that I can fit my dick in the faucet."
YepatitusCee
/a/tHJjQ
KingXizor
Ugh my girlfriend's apartment she's been in for the last couple months only has a like 3 by 3 stall for showering. Not quite enough room :(
misho
It's still a walk in the park compared to phone sex.
DudeDuderDuderino
I've got a liquid poo faucet that would be a better fit
4oh2
Darks1de98
I upvoted for title.
MrRoryPond
I upvoted your comment for making me read the title.
Aibris
Then fit the faucet in you...
Zippla
I bet it was sex with a real tubby.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Not a problem for this guy, I bet: http://imgur.com/4QRaFAx
Ferfaferf
you must also have trouble cropping
4oh2
You're definitely not wrong -OP probably
vapingvegancrossfitter
Have you tried the floor drain?
jojoduncan
Im terrible at holding the soap. That's why I hate it.
DevilishlySexyStarfish
If dropping the soap isn't consent, I don't know what is!
rdmguy
If you faucet it's rape
ItsNotLenticular
bruh
Chrisgopher
Son of a bitch... http://imgur.com/0OQ7Gc8
blindmeerkat
much fewer points than is deserved for this comment
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
You're secretly a dad aren't you?
somenumbers
Holy shit.
UnderTheRedHoodJT
You... You, you're good you!
Drinkingabeer
you know you're doing it right when your comment is better than the post