GrumpySecretary
122809
2011
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I like to have a banana for breakfast. I mean, who doesn't, amiright?
Really though, they're the perfect breakfast food when you're short on time. So I was happy to see that my husband had left the last one for me. Such love.
But wait. Something's not right here.
What kind of monster did I marry!?
The end.
Flamme1
I know exactly how big this disappointment is
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
Look on the bright side: he got you to the front page
toxcrusadr
Give him a girlie magazine. Just the cover, with Better Homes & Gardens inside.
kneetothearrow
I know exactly how big everything in that basket is
strazbert
It now occurs to me that we may have been using banana PEELS for scale all this time! My life is a lie!
Maggiesperson
One with a sick sense of humor. ....the best kind
freewaydog
CreepyLucas
Chiquita Banana, Chiquita Banana Obama. Chiquita Banana, Chiquita Banana Osh-Kosh-B-Gosh.
mzmzpants
your mangos are ready
RetroBlast
I'd have put that jalapeno inside. Yes, men are monsters...
kaijuuGold
was just peeled and pic was taken
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
needs husband for scale
VetteofSD
Well that's just bananas
Khrome
You don't need her.. that peel.. 15 seconds in the microwave.. trust me.
INoLongerCareBoutThisName
But you have mangos. Which taste awesome!
mikeatike
+1 for tags
anchored4life
Your husband:
mistermichigan
Doing you the bamboozle
citizenkayt
That banana still works...as a scale for what a dick you live with! Whooooooaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
spaceystacey
Comment of the day, imo.
citizenkayt
cutepiku
I used to have a banana with my breakfast every day until I developed an allergy to it. Now they give me heart burn and stomach aches.
OmegaYeti
who puts peppers and mangos in the same basket, blasphemer!
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Great combo in a salsa though.
GrumpySecretary
Exactly. Goes so good with grilled salmon.
InsensitiveComments
Your mangos look old
whosagoodboy92
that's actually impressive
GrumpySecretary
He says "thank you"
whosagoodboy92
tell him "no prob"
cubeapete
5/7 would do to wife.
OneSadPlatypus
It would appear you've married a monster with a great sense of humor
GrumpySecretary
He says thanks for the compliment.
Donotmakemeballthis
Dude, if that wasn't intentional, I would floor-butter his ass. That's something my roommates would seriously do. My favorite is not screwin
Donotmakemeballthis
The caps back onto condiments so when you go to shake it up it flies all over the place. I hate people
kempper
Where did you find that bowl?!
GrumpySecretary
The happiest place on earth, Target.
kempper
Thanks!!!
watchmeruboneout
Put your (or his) dick in it...no really, saw it on the internet. Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.
fofalooza
Don't microwave yours or anyone else's dick, please.
Coolbacca
Say what you will, it's an effective method of birth control
GrumpySecretary
Damn thumbnail spoils the story. Ugh!
shortcakechuckles
I didn't see the thumbnail, but I still predicted the ending. Feeling smart.
vllegend
I did this to a monkey once, he was not impressed
attofreak
For what it's worth, I didn't notice the thumbnail. I was thoroughly titillated at the end.
Coolbacca
Not to pile on, but your tags are also out of order. We can see how well you operate without your daily banana.
GrumpySecretary
The lack of potassium is seriously throwing me off.
one1deuce
On desktop. Hover over your username on the top right corner. Select album. Go to album and select thumbnail.
GrumpySecretary
You're my hero!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Thumbnail is still the same. But I thought it was a double banana in the thumbnail.
one1deuce
Did you do the thing? Did you find it. Maybe it only works before you post to the gallery
GrumpySecretary
You have to remove the post and then resubmit. I'm too lazy to bother with it now though.