A short, sad breakfast story

Aug 30, 2017 10:54 AM

GrumpySecretary

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I like to have a banana for breakfast. I mean, who doesn't, amiright?

Really though, they're the perfect breakfast food when you're short on time. So I was happy to see that my husband had left the last one for me. Such love.

But wait. Something's not right here.

What kind of monster did I marry!?

The end.

I know exactly how big this disappointment is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look on the bright side: he got you to the front page

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give him a girlie magazine. Just the cover, with Better Homes & Gardens inside.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I know exactly how big everything in that basket is

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

It now occurs to me that we may have been using banana PEELS for scale all this time! My life is a lie!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One with a sick sense of humor. ....the best kind

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chiquita Banana, Chiquita Banana Obama. Chiquita Banana, Chiquita Banana Osh-Kosh-B-Gosh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your mangos are ready

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd have put that jalapeno inside. Yes, men are monsters...

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

was just peeled and pic was taken

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

needs husband for scale

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's just bananas

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You don't need her.. that peel.. 15 seconds in the microwave.. trust me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you have mangos. Which taste awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for tags

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your husband:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing you the bamboozle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That banana still works...as a scale for what a dick you live with! Whooooooaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

Comment of the day, imo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to have a banana with my breakfast every day until I developed an allergy to it. Now they give me heart burn and stomach aches.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

who puts peppers and mangos in the same basket, blasphemer!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great combo in a salsa though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Goes so good with grilled salmon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mangos look old

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's actually impressive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He says "thank you"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tell him "no prob"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7 would do to wife.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would appear you've married a monster with a great sense of humor

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He says thanks for the compliment.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, if that wasn't intentional, I would floor-butter his ass. That's something my roommates would seriously do. My favorite is not screwin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The caps back onto condiments so when you go to shake it up it flies all over the place. I hate people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where did you find that bowl?!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The happiest place on earth, Target.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put your (or his) dick in it...no really, saw it on the internet. Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Don't microwave yours or anyone else's dick, please.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Say what you will, it's an effective method of birth control

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn thumbnail spoils the story. Ugh!

8 years ago | Likes 344 Dislikes 1

I didn't see the thumbnail, but I still predicted the ending. Feeling smart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did this to a monkey once, he was not impressed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For what it's worth, I didn't notice the thumbnail. I was thoroughly titillated at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to pile on, but your tags are also out of order. We can see how well you operate without your daily banana.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The lack of potassium is seriously throwing me off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On desktop. Hover over your username on the top right corner. Select album. Go to album and select thumbnail.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You're my hero!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thumbnail is still the same. But I thought it was a double banana in the thumbnail.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you do the thing? Did you find it. Maybe it only works before you post to the gallery

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to remove the post and then resubmit. I'm too lazy to bother with it now though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0