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Dec 20, 2016 1:45 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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LosWindtalker
M'gamer
MightyZephyr
Points for effort?... no no I take it back. That's pathetic
2sday
Kind of neckbeardy
YaBoiSjelly
Zone: Friend
MissPapercut
I don't know...as a girl this seems like an ok opener, nothing pathetic about it. I'd reply to that.
ShutUpandTakeMyFunny
Brian has finally got the nerve to message a girl. Let's see how this plays out
Mastersword2020
At least he's trying
leathercorpse
That's absolutely pathetic.
Rehoy
At least he is trying, Most people go straight to the "hey lets bang" comments.
PrinceMaggot
Zone: Pro
KlaatuVaradaNicto
pontypool
'tis cringy
futureman3000
Aye, 'tis.
melotprieks
SunnyDeets
Judging by the fact he said 'tis, I bet he is wearing a fedora.
vangundy15
cbrut
French here, it's a joke from a french humorist, Gad Elmaleh. Just google his name and Brian is in the kitchen
cbrut
http://youtu.be/11jG7lkwDwU
nottrollbotnot
Biglebowski748
It won't
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
He tried so hard and got nowhere
fluffzbunny
My name is fluffzbunny on every game I'm a 27 year old male. Iv seen some shit.
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
This one wasn't so bad, actually. I mean, it is still BAD, but not SO BAD.
ghostpleb420
=D
CheekyBreeki
I swear like 90% of cringe posts don't actually make me cringe.
Nimin
M'lady.
MrUnderstooD90
TBH I think this is an ok opener. This is what you'd be seeing as an origin story to a love post about a happily married couple.
ForeignShepherd
Imgur doesn't have room to make fun of stuff like this. You guys pathetically ask for naked pictures of women all the time. Creepy fucks.
RoyFuckingMustang
I love how people always refer to users of this site in the third person. Sweeping generalizations all around.
holycrapwhy
Send nudes plz
bushpotato
And then literally LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS when NDelRay doesn't deliver a naked hula video...
Tulkanis
Yeah. Cause we all do that....
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
oh god no! you wanna say people like to see naked women? what a fucked up world
KhalEezee
LOL!
InappropriateReaction
We make fun of those creeps as well!
neurosuspension
Brian, aka @OP, is so hard up for pussy when he visits the zoo the animals stop moving.
Oscarwildebastardson
Shit that's a good one. No more petting zoos for me.
JDubb27
Atleast he's pro!
rodcon
Had to tell a dude that I was not female just playing a female character and he says he doesn't care because my character is so sexy.
shbk
My psn is jannekk which is a Polish male name and I often see people mistaking it for feminine
bringbakfirefly
I just go with it.
CastleRockDOR
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
Tfw playing rust
Lamech777
"Bark Bark Bark!" - Bear in Rust
syddevious
No joke. My girl plays gta online. And plays a chick. She can't walk anywhere without someone parking and beeping at her to get in the car.
syddevious
And if she ignore them, they send her a freida request and a message. I once watched her get Harras ed all day cuz some dood wanted 1/2
syddevious
Her to join his gta gang. Would not let up. Pretty much ruined her game session.
darkladyvanstar
I like getting rides sometimes. But getting killed sucks. |:
JhericFury
When i played SWtOR i had a female character and a bunch of male characters, people were so much more talkative and 'nice' to me as female
GuardsmanMiku
i always play female characters and tbh this is what I dread the most
LedJedi
as a dude, i always play F characters in ots games. Do I want to stare at a dude or chick character's ass as I play. Simple.
TechnicalDrift
Send them dickpics. Always works. Except that one time, there was a story here about that.
5tons
Girl stands for guy in real life when you make a character
ChloePrice
I often (not always though) play female characters and I totally dig it. I've never gotten this much help or freebies since I was a 4.
HurrDurrImABurr
Now you're a 3?
LyricChae
I actually dislike people giving me free stuff. Help I appreciate - but free stuff takes the grind away, and that's the reason I game.
ChloePrice
True. It depends. On my 4th runthrough of Dark Souls and I get rare weapons? Cool. Getting carried through the game? Super lame.
LyricChae
There's no in-between for some guys.
GuardsmanMiku
well personally I do it cus I'm closet trans but hey whatever floats your boat XD
ChloePrice
I don't play girls for the freebies, it's just a really neat-o sideperk.
Oscarwildebastardson
Holy shit.
Electrogourd
logged in on my female character, joined fleet and voice comms. accidentally giggled high pitched. Whole fleet hit on me for an hour lol
TheTastyPeanut
Fleet? Eve? Eve Online fleet?
Electrogourd
yessir. I don't play much right now (full time engineering student worming full time second shift) but I love the game. Jacob Katruun is me
TheTastyPeanut
I also don't play much either as I'm a full time engineering student ???? (my real set up is also back at uni). PHD Tasty Peanut is me.
LyricChae
I'm a female that plays female characters. I'm 21 but I sound like I'm 12. -_- Not a good combo. I don't play with a mic.
itsybitsyspider
I've not had this problem at least not yet. The game community I'm in is fairly tame though.
UMDhockey17
If you play single players no one can talk to you. It's lovely
ChihuahuaCommander
Yep. I usually stick to single players or group chats with just my friends.
v3rmilion
Lucky 12 year old girls and 12 year old boys sound the same :annoying
OfficialJoeBiden
To be honest, I don't care now. I've been called a squeaker a couple times, but other than that no one really insults my lady voice.
LookingForWorkInColorado
almosth3ro
M'lady
SquishyToeBeans
I feel you, I'm 23 and I get called a squeaker a lot in games.
LyricChae
SQUEAKY TOYS ARE CUTE THOUGH
shbk
Why is this a bad combo?
LyricChae
Because I'm harassed for playing a female character and it gets worse if they find out I'm actually female.
shbk
I thought it had something to do with your voice. Have you tried speaking like Batman? That'd throw them off
LyricChae
I have a very high voice. That would be an awful attempt.
Oscarwildebastardson
Now everyone will be messaging you. Screen shots please. @thisiswarwithpandas
LyricChae
Haha. If I get any. So far that's a no.
Oscarwildebastardson
No shit.
LyricChae
I'm not sure if this is incredulous or sarcastic but, uh, yeah. Empty inbox.
PaleAsFuck
Apparently I sound like a 12 year old boy, not so fun when you in reality are a 23 year old woman.
RobertEmmet
That's definitely how Bart Simpson happened
TheSwedishMoose
Have you considered a career in voice acting? Many boys in animation are voiced by adult women.
PaleAsFuck
Nope, I'm not good at different voices and don't have english as my first language. I'm keeping my current occupation for now, unemployed.
DerpinaSVK
Same here. I am 25. I got called a young boy. :(
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
just wanted to check in and note that pale as fuck women are hot.
PaleAsFuck
Right now in this winter weather, I'm feeling kinda cold.
TheCloney
I'm really surprised no one took a swing at that lollypop...
LyricChae
But 12 year old boys sound like 9 year old girls.
PaleAsFuck
As long as I don't look like a 12 year old boy or a 9 year old girl I'll manage.
LyricChae
Micromanage?
KhalEezee
And 9 year old girls sound like 28 year old whatsits.
LyricChae
It comes full circle.
Blahmeistah
My gf changed her gamer tag because it was too evident she's a girl. She still sounds like a teenage boy tho
Enderskild
Haha, your discomfort makes me giggle most girlishly! Have a +1!
LyricChae
This comment disturbs me.
Enderskild
I'm a very large man with a pretty solid baritone, so, ah, to steal a line... (1/2)
Enderskild
"It is pleasant when the sea is high and the winds are dashing the waves about, to watch from the shore the struggles of another." (2/3)
definitelyLoKi
M'lady
Dismudafuka
More like. Mmmm Lady
DontBeSheep
Vomodof
Lynsis
InappropriateReaction
This is the second cringiest thing I've seen today.
MarisaTomei
You must not have seen the "Proud Pedophile" post.
Oscarwildebastardson
What the hell??
CloakerJosh
Name not relevant. Completely appropriate.
Silvermanblue
I was gonna say your reflection....
Oscarwildebastardson
I feel the same
BoozeHound001
Looked into the mirror eh?
Oscarwildebastardson
The first one?
DiedAndHauntingImgur
The face in his bathroom mirror
Oscarwildebastardson
I cringe as well.
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Your face! Hah!
Oscarwildebastardson
Got me there.
Molotor
a mirror
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Superdupafly
That was funny not so much cringe worthy...
HighrockTendales
Eeeeughhh Jesus that was bad.
lostintransmutation
Wtf did I just read...
AarronTheGreat
Boy, that image is ruff.
sandpirate
Sacurason
Oh God why.
Mrtoomanytacos
I fuckin loved your comment/pic haha
SimpleMemeFarmer
And we have a winner for cringe of the day.
SoupFace
Someone help! It's been deleted! I need to know the 1st cringiest thing!!!
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
What. The. Fuck.
ItsMattyNotDaddy
Gross.
Azerith1
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
Super loose butthole
carltondance
NowImJustAnotherTexan
Good Christ you're right I physically cringed
NurseSlacky
pxlnght
Dogzoned again
080080
yup, checks out.
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
Fucking hell this guy needs to get his life together
VainyBangStick
It's gone! What did I miss?! I feel I've either missed something or dodged a bullet.
NowImJustAnotherTexan
It was some kid excited about how a girl likes him and calls him "wolf boy" (I'm assuming furry). I feel bad but damn it was cringy
HeDiedInABizarreGardeningAccident
https://imgur.com/QRMwpcx
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
http://imgur.com/4IjW4Ic
toystory2wasok4
PrinceTisHere
ShirouBlue
Can someone explain the implications to me? I don't think i got it...
pocketflan
Yep that is more cringy
201chass
Huh, I figured you looked into a mirror or something. Not that
kozilek
Not found ): probably deleted. Anybody have the link?
showmeyourkitties272
Risky click of the day
sagjhfuollll
It's not working anyone got another source?
teratrain
check the dude's submitted images. holy shit.
teratrain
he's either an A-grade jape-maker or legitimately one of the saddest cases i've ever seen
Skyxze
I cant find his username. what is it?
teratrain
TheConfusedShellBullet
NurseSlacky
Why. Why did I read this? Now I have to go look.
njotr
Looks like the account’s gone now. Are we happy or sad about that?
kapp70
That's a tough call. I feel bad for him nonetheless.
teratrain
nah, the account's still there. probably nuked from the gallery since it was around -70 when i saw it.
Oscarwildebastardson
Ouch!! Not even friend zone.
erischilde
The furriest of friendzones
maniacalmacaroni
He reached the pet zone
AnacondaMaltLiquorGivesYouLittleRichard
Man's best friend zone
MankHoody
Wish I could upvote this more