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I am not that fond of any animals besides cats and dogs, but today I had the chance to pet a Lama and took it. It stood in front of a super market with his owner to promote something. I asked the owner if it would spit and he said it wouldn't. Turned out the Lama was super chill.
The asked for tree fiddy, I ended up giving him a dollar.
ConsumerOfStories
Well, yeah, Buddhist monks like Tenzin Gyatso tend to be pretty chill. Very little danger of him spitting on you.
ChipmunkChad
Llamas are awesome. I'm jealous
crimsonghost1
Well the next one that does, you go the Conan approach and you PUNCH IT INNA FACE!Just make sure its not wearing a hat. Those ones eat hands
StatisticalOutlier
They tend to give a goofy smirk before spitting. It's a warning that most people think is just a smile
2ndPlayr
Oh I didn't know that before. Thanks
ThisUserSUCKS
Llama not lama.
2ndPlayr
Well in my neck of the woods it's pronounced with a single L