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Alethacxs
That's stupid. The books are so, so much better than the films. 17
aprilludgateduire
But harry did consider using scuba gear, but they didn't know where to get one and didn't think he'd be able to figure out the gear in time
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
That wand-dick one though...
SiriusWolf
Why are half of these about me?
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
"OMG OMG WHAT IF (thing that wouldn't have happened and is really cringe-y)"
blackguard89
#7 ..Well I'd do exactly the same. ALso in tears of laughter, pls send halp.
SilentObserver01
#2 This is why I hate the wizarding world because if it was real, I'd be a muggle still, and I couldn't do shit like this. Dumb.
AZBehr
Wouldn't the Hufflepuff find the key though?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Havent seen some of these, +1
SooperBoredCamel
I actually haven't seen some of these before. Good work bro.
Orvilledka
\ 367
PandraPierva
Fitting since yesterday someone convinced me to go do the pottermore site and figure out which house, wand, and patronus was mine
alexicanz
"Dicks out, Harry" - Dumbledore
xXpixiechickXx
these made me very happy.
lavendergirl
ImGonnaRickRollYou
McGonagall is McGonagone XD
Xenolith166
#McGonagone
guntbagmunkball
Dumbledore=Vermin Supreme?
Calculussucks
Crazycatlady2
Always
lyndt
If you read Sir Prattchets works it's explained why wizards live so long.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
I'm not sure why in Pratchett says they do. But Jim Butcher says that they have almost perfect cell regeneration.
LoopStricken
Their staffs have knobs on the end?
Falanxzealot
Which they regularly polish.
Demoncptn426
Gotta correct the Fred/George hashtags *#holeyshit #getitbecauseimhooooley?
AZBehr
You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
Winterlord117
If u was a muggleborn I'd buy a literal ton of monsters, have an adult shrink them, and take them to hogwarts to sell. Give away a few for
Winterlord117
Advertisement, then start selling them. Get all the purebloods hooked on caffeine, then raise the prices and claim it's due to a shortage
Winterlord117
in the muggle world. As their only supplier of caffeine they'll willingly pay me anything for their next fix. Slowly introduce more products
Winterlord117
and become rich off of pureblood heirs poorly spent trust vaults. Retire at a young age and live happily ever after.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
#18 Didn't Harry consider using the accio spell to get some scuba gear? I might remember wrong.
skios
I think he did, but then he realized there was no scuba gear in Hogwarts. He still could have mail ordered some or something.
Ionbound
Yeah. And then he realized that it would be a horrible masquerade breach for some random scuba gear to come flying in from the nearest place
EdgarWrong
Yep. And it says in the rules "no muggle shit because this is a test of magic you fucking cheats"
MrtheOffender
Muggle tech malfunctions around magic, more magic more likely to mess up and this is Hogwarts Harry, Did you never read Hogwarts: A History?
p75369
Electromagnetics do. Scuba gear is mechanical, if clocks, despite being far more complicated, still work, then so should the gear.
thepowertoimaginebetter
History buffs - was there really a King George who was deaf in one ear and became king because King Frederick died?
Snarkoleptic
Yeah that sounds like it could be hogwash
PrincessAthena7
I'm not sure about the deaf in one ear, but king George III became heir apparent when his father prince Frederick died unexpectedly. 1/2
thepowertoimaginebetter
Thank you. This is interesting.
PrincessAthena7
And apparently in later life he was quite insane, to the point his son George IV had to rule as regent. 2/2
CatPandas
Didn't he have some weird disorder that caused him to go insane and turned his pee blue?
PrincessAthena7
Dunno about blue pee, but he did have a disorder that caused him to go insane. It may have been Porphyria, but nothing has been concluded
rrlyrae
"the madness of king george" suggested he had porphyria, although the diagnosis was never confirmed. great film though.
mallywanders
I honestly think that Harry belonged in hufflepuff, Ron in ravenclaw, and hermione in slytherin. Harry valued friends, hermione was
mallywanders
Ambitious, and Ron was clever. This also ties into my reasoning for why Ron and Hermione made a good couple. He admired her intelligence and
mallywanders
She admired how efficient his intellect was, up to and including his remembering to save the house elves in evacuating hogwarts.
ChaosKnux
and they got into Gryffindor because they had the courage to ask the hat not to put them in the "villain house" or the "nerd house"
Attacker732
Ron thought with his heart, doubly so in the early books. Harry did to a lesser extent, but he also chose where he didn't want to be. 1/2
Attacker732
2/2 Hermione had the ambition & intellect to do well in Slytherin, but was too good a person for it. At least, that's my take on it.