TheBigLetdown
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Mar 31, 2020 12:23 AM
TheBigLetdown
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AyoSis
fuck you mean that's a man thing? Imma girl and I go from silent at home to pretty loud with my boyfriend lol
TotallyNotASnail
That face though
annoyingsandfly
Shit, I've been masturbating loudly around my parents house. Am I doing it wrong?
InterfaceLoading
Andrew Schulz for the win!
ChronophobicTimeLord
Sauce: https://youtu.be/xoi47GBZSpI
josephisalsoat
Do it Brockmire style!
puravidaputo
That’s fucking hilarious, in the end we’ve all been like ninjas around our parents house
W1ckedw1lly01
Or we thought we were ninjas lol
bambulina
Please fucking do.
Gh0s7N0mad
Andrew Schulz. This clips is specifically his 441 Video. https://youtu.be/hYvObiM09E4?t=653
Ilovebuns
I make sounds and it's not voluntary. I jerk off but sex is way better.
Bronxon
I agree. I don't make noises for my partner. Because of my partner. Sex is way better than rubbing it out.
W1ckedw1lly01
As a guy I cannot control the noises. On my own, or with someone, it's just part of it! Sometimes it's so intense and impossible to hold off
Dentistman
its mostly out of breath noises anyways
MissSiesta
I prefer when men express themselves
W1ckedw1lly01
I honestly can't control that expression. I've just always felt such intense pleasure that I can't control my reactions
RecommentStatistics
Yet male pornstars won't shut the fuck up
Doc070
Sooooo am I up voting jerking off? Or noisy sex?
SanityAsylum
I waited way too long for him to finish
DrBricks
I jerk off like a deer grazing in a meadow. Slight sound, eyes wide, stares in direction of sound while perfectly still
MyEvenstar
As a woman, same....
kerms
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Oh I love the noise. More, please.
Hippb
oh my god i love your username
StokelyTheCat
You think women can't masturbate silently? I have housemates! But i also like to hear and to make noise during sex. It's hot.
W1ckedw1lly01
Ever get to a point where you've been trying to be 'silent', but then get a sudden panic that you may have lost focus and someone heard??
StokelyTheCat
Oh definitely. You find yourself worrying, did i make noise then or was that in my head?
W1ckedw1lly01
It is quite a skill to perfect.But you have to perfect it to proceed. But it does give another level of satisfaction when the house is empty
PostMoThoin
I jerk off with wd 40. Totally silent
TheWorldRepeatsItselfSomehow
BeesNeedKnees
No friction, no fun; or rather, more long term fun.
MatrimsCauffin
the wd stands for 'whisper dick'
lemmonjello
Sarcasticbombastic
MostlyJeffGoldblum
It cleans while it lubricates. That's a double dose of good thinkin'.
DaSauceSeeker
Can I get some sauce on this? I'm always down for the stand-ups.
Distractedlurker
Just let him finish
InternetSarcasmShouldBeInItalics
What are you, a top? Just jerk it sitting down...
DaSauceSeeker
Gh0s7N0mad
Andrew Schulz. This clips is specifically his 441 Special. https://youtu.be/hYvObiM09E4?t=653
lotsapfun
Follow Dry Bar comedy. It’s all clean- no cursing, not overly vulgar. But there is some real funny everyday stuff on there!
Iwontbeback
Andrew Fuckin Shulz. The best comic out there right now, could legitimately give Chapelle a run for his money IMO.
ThisIsAPrivateResidenceMan
only comic that has made me laugh as much as chapelle is theo von. andrew is a little too spazzy & giggly when he riffs w/ audiences for me
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Ooh he did not come out well in his interview with Bill burr..
cantyaseekun
Him and Ethan from H3H3 has Patrice O'Neal rolling in his grave.
Bishca
Very Different Style, Chapelle crafts amazing narratives that make you piss yourself, Schulz riffs with the crowd as most of his act.
Iwontbeback
Oh absolutely, completely different, but equally hilarious.
Nickademuss
That is Andrew Schulz, he is a NY stand up. Check out his youtube channel, he has a crowd work special on there that is phenomenal.
AirplanesTurnMeOn
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Jiggly1984
Holy shit that was great
YouCanCallMeWilliam
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themightybob2000
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Imonlyhereforthesnacks
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dottysw20
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FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Also if you like dirty crowd work I'd recommend Big Jay Oakerson
tellmestuff
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curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
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WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
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secretdpp
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snarkypsych
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS_6c4PyJvg
DaSauceSeeker
ChronophobicTimeLord
https://youtu.be/xoi47GBZSpI
DaSauceSeeker
Xyglrox
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Wut?
notashill
Hes a serial killer, careful hes backtracing you right now
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The cum shot bandit!?
jcatalina27
News flash: the same applies to women too.
haleyb128
THANK YOU. Some one needed to break the news.. Also, an extra skill is to figure out how to mask the sound of the vibrator with a blanket.
Readicti
The “silent” vibrators are never as quiet as they promise :(
PerpetuityPhoto
The pull-starter is where they get you.
Shenzie88
Even tho we dont have to.. it still kinda feels better when you do. Cus oxygen <3
claireisawinner20
Uhhh disagree... it literally feels good to moan
TinyLiehon
Oh :(
anon311919
I would argue more so. Ive never had a guy make much noise at all
rwb813
Wait I’m supposed to be silent while masturbating? That explains why my family looked at me weird when I would go take a shower midday? j/k
4noku
Depends if I'm giving or receiving.
anon311919
Not like, in a 'they're a dead fish' kinda way, I just mean not a lot of like LOUD shit, even when they finish
ColdPizzaTieDyeShirtsBrokenHearts
I used to be *totally* silent (If you don't count breathing a bit heavier, but zero vocal chords involved) Read online that girls like it...
ColdPizzaTieDyeShirtsBrokenHearts
when you grunt and stuff so I tried it. Was a bit awkward at first but the response I got was pretty favorable so I kept at it. I've also..
ColdPizzaTieDyeShirtsBrokenHearts
had some silent partners despite seeming to enjoy it. It was always weird and blew my mind to realize I was the weirdo for a long time too.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Same. Have actually asked some partners to be more vocal during.
rwb813
It always made me feel like I wasn’t good enough. Or not doing things correctly or I was bad at it.
googoogaagaa83
This! I had a woman ask me this, I had no idea how much we can benefit!
W1ckedw1lly01
One of the best sensations to share is genuine sounds that you just can't control. As a guy, I honestly cannot control the moans and groans!
bambulina
Yup. Some noises are involuntary, but 99% of it is for partner's benefit.
Melophobia
I can't be unique here in that I don't make noise unless I can't help myself and still make noises 70% of the time.
whatfloatsyourboat
Same
theeAndikrist
I like to breathlessly say things like "your pussy makes me stupid".
ColdPizzaTieDyeShirtsBrokenHearts
Does it count as an "involuntary noise" if you don't really actively do it, but could (and would during alone time) stop it from happening?
bambulina
Overthinking it dude.
A3rdParty
Yes. Like breathing. Happens on it's own when you aren't thinking about it. The voluntary part would be choosing not to.
Imgerruinedimger
I don't think my wife makes noises like a retarded yeti with its leg in a bear trap for my benefit...
Melophobia
Sometimes it just can't be helped.
CekinDestroy
She does it for hers, hoping you'll stop soon if she makes weird enough noises.
ImprovingGrammarOneCommentAtATime
Yes she does
pandemicpete
She sounds like a normal yeti when Im with her
gankable
Just to be sure: did you check your wife's back for a giant zipper?
thepronouncer
Fuck, someone check me for one cause I'm making those noises right now.
ContentCup
Something something pull down your zipper for you