I just want holidays to end 151/???

Jan 9, 2020 11:49 AM

meowmeowmix

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OH GOD. i remember Glomping... and. i stole the Baby Yoda one about the other 4 Yoda's. i love a good reference

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't know T-Rexes were German. Have to adjust my pronunciation now.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wait till I tell you what blood's made of!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

92% of those dudes that think they are wearing a fedora are actually wearing a trilby

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#31 That may be because they are not wearing Fedoras, but Tribilies, which have a shorter brim to their classier counterpart.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The solution to the zeno's paradox post should be to get rid of all the books once you solve all but one. Which would be 100s of same book

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Enginear

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+1 for all the ones I... Borrowed

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

see here, i'm the clown emperor. glomp you OwO

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

T-REX WASNT A SCAVENGER! But it is a midwest dino, so socks and sandals is accurate

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#1 You really think a 12-ton bird with teeth wouldn't be scary? (PS: there's indications that T Rex didn't have feathers, just scales)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've seen how people vote against their own interests and you want them to understand this?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

20 bucks. *sigh* I've seen this one many times and just now get it. He's a deerhunter. He owes him 20 bucks.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

what the fuck is a glomping

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 so true

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I came here to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most people have praised the nude girl for her efforts though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking *cow* +1 for this filth

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

The scientist in #1 is J. K. Rowling.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1. Some guy said they were scavengers b/c he thought their skeletons indicated they couldn't move well enough to hunt. BUT we've 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 found a T-rex tooth fused into the bones of another dinosaur. Meaning that dino was alive at the time and escaped the attack.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this should be optioned by netflix, I want a 12-episode season order right goddamned now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 I don't have to imagine...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dogtor

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I love saying random things at concerts. Sometimes when I'm near the front I turn around to see what the band sees and it's glorious

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- There are these things called forests. Sometimes you can even live in them.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Who drew this? I see no name, and the style is gorgeous

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live in the forest? Do I look like a wood elf?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

More of a Firbolg myself

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You may not look like one, but you'd like it, woodn't you?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

M O A R F O R E S T S !

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've always wondered this, but why do 'nice guys' always wear fedoras? I mean, they dont seem aware of the fedoras modern connotation, but

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are naturally drawn to it and enjoy flaunting it, some even wearing them on dates, or what they consider a date, to look their best, i

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just dont get it. What is it that attracts them to that fucking hat?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hating yourself = thinking you have to be extra to be worthwhile + no confidence to wear today's styles. Fedoras are retro and extra.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

their view of "well dressed gentlemen" come from old movies, Bogart, Stewart, Grant etc. and the hat is all they can afford of the outfit

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It would make sense that they would idealise as many aspects of the 1950s as possible.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and don't understand there are social rules in how said hats are worn (Never indoors, at least business-level), or that not all 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

men have the head shape for fedoras and trilbys (they look awful on wide faces), the hat acts like a magic feather for them. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone wanna explain the last one?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's metahumor - the guy is from the Stonks meme, which is a bad spelling of "stocks". So, the joke is that you can just stick that guy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in front of anything, spell it poorly and it's "komedi" ("comedy"). At this point, it's just surreal, absurdist humor poking fun at itself.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I actually read it as Koh-meh-dee and thought it was some person I should know but didn't.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

However comedy in swedish is spelled komedi

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#36 4chan does the math:

6 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 3

That's the blurriest picture I've ever seen on mobile.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

General Tojo - in charge of Japan's entire military during World War II, also clocks in higher than Hitler - tens of millions dead in China.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Google unit 731 if you'd like further dirt on Tojo. Don't if you ever wasn't to sleep

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What about Mao?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Mao did nothing wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Khrushchev told Mao, don't do a Stalin. (Starve masses to pay for industrial loans.) Mao INCREASED taking food. Khr labeled traitor to Reds.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that math is wrong, Hitler comes in at minimum two Hitlers just with the Holocaust not counting any other deaths

6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

If we include the number of Germans ethnicly cleansed post war to htilers total then the numbers double at least

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the much repeated figure of 6 million is just *Jewish* deaths in the Holocaust. There were 5 million other people who died in it. (1)

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

(2) Blacks, Roma (gypsies), mentally retarded, homosexuals, etc.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Polish

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dad’s voice just popped into my head, “and the Catholics!” Because the holocaust and the KKK are the only two things from history that

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Could justify his persecution complex about being Catholic, despite both events being much worse for other groups.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

He also killed Hitler so the Hitler set contains itself

6 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

Hitler saved the world from Hitler

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Killing Hitler after all the genocide and war cancels nothing...that's why you need a time machine.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it cancel itself out, since killing someone responsible for a SI hitler would put you an SI hitler into the black?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would that not render every other calculation attempting to use hitler as a measurement impossible?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No, because he didn't prevent a Hitler's worth of damage by killing Hitler.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, gotta factor in chronological order

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0