Smells like butt hole, worth hundred$

Nov 14, 2016 9:39 PM

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This putrid puddle of slime is worth around $200 - $300...

It formerly resided in this sink trap under the counter of my jewellery shop. I haven't emptied it in over two years. It collects metals and stones that would otherwise wash down the drain. I'm guessing it will contain around 5 - 6 DWT. of karated gold. I'll send it to the refinery this week with a bunch of other junk and get a couple grand back. It's my own personal pre Christmas bonus.

Some lovely filth over here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a jeweller, what a grand idea for the workshop...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually mildly interesting.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And here I was hoping this was sludge swept off of the road.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Electrician here- been saving my scrap copper for 3 yrs. Disney fund!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could only think of the black thing from Cowboy BeBop...Ep.Toys in the Attic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm gruntled by this.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Happy to enfranchise.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From the thumbnail I thought it was on some pieces of bread.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next time I rob a jewelery store I'll skip the display case and go right for the sink trap. It's the perfect crime!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a good crime,.. if you murdered the sink trap it would be the perfect crime.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross and cool!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross. Cool!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol butthole.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha it's funny that u laughed at butthole bc its funny lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are people on the internet that would pay that much to sniff a literal butthole

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a liver...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my...I hope not

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing. I've learned something new today!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I have some shit under my sink if you want to take a look! You keep what you find :)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jeweller mate sold his carpet to a business man when he moved premises because he couldn't be bothered picking the metal and stones out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mate lost money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wasn't an idiot, just didn't have time to extract it. He sold it knowing full well the stones and filings recovered.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough, I've known idiots that have done that without knowing the loss. Claimed he'd been in the industry for years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend knew what he was doing and they both profited, my friend immediately and the business man eventually. My mate bought a smoker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have nothing witty to say.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's better than "you mofo better deliver". I'm still trying to figure out wtf that means

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it was a fellow jeweler the moment I saw the dirty ultrasonic. Looks like Stuller packages in the bin too.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nailed it...extra upvote if you can guess the manufacturer of the ultra sonic.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Otto Frei!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You win! I hope you love making shtuff as much as I do. I'll post more junk soon. Thanks for playin'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A grand you say; but your opening pic statement is $200 - 300??

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wrote that I'll send it off with some other junk, used sand paper, bench sweeps, sprew buttons and busted old chains.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

what can they do with the used sand paper?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small amounts of gold stick to it. They are sent off to the refinery every year, I have a five gallon bucket stuffed. Pays for itself.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Read 'SPEW buttons' and wondered why you cats so much about house elves to have buttons laying around

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cared* dammit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll give you an extra up for correcting it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would you say it's Mold, but Gold?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I do, I'll certainly add @squiggleBerries in the byline.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Byline?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a line in a newspaper naming the writer of an article, I'm a little old. Still read actual news papers

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I clean the u bend on the sink we wash our hands in once a month. Pull a serious amount of silver and gold dust out of it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should look into a different style of sink trap of it just had a standard p-trap. They easily pay for themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a dental tech I can smell it through the net

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just dumped a plaster trap today. Dry chunk let loose and splashed the rest back in my face. Was supposed to be my day off, no shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You poor bastard, I had a disposable one that the tube broke on when I was pulling it out. It drowned my shoes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a 5 gal bucket I quench flasks in, it still doesn't smell as bad as this trap did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thaaaaaatttttssssss- disgusting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet profitable

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've worked at mines that process gold and we would send crucibles, furnace bricks etc off every now and then to have the gold extracted.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have baffled filters for my polishing machines dust collector, they cost about $350 to replace. I'll make about $350 when I send them off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please do more stuff about the jewellery store. I found this interesting!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

I will, thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yes please. Like, what type of jewelry do you sell? What do you fix? What's the address? Safe combination? What type of security?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Guys. *jewelry... OP owns a store he can't spell?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I'm sorry you're not happy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My mistake

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No harm done my friend

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both spellings are acceptable. Jewelry is American, everyone one else who speaks English spells it jewellery.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

in a place I used to work the trolleys that truck chassis rails got painted on had rainbow onion layers of paint on them. Ugly AF on top tho

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I would love to make something out of that! I've seen it done, looks cool.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

pretty sure this is the bit in question. http://imgur.com/n0BlSrX

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Called 'fordite'. Actually kinda valuable, used for jewelry now.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Because of Ford in Detroit right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because of ford paint yes. It being from detroit has nothing to do with the name tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea they cut out a chunk and polished it up for display. Was gorgeous. This was at a Volvo/Mack factory so there was shitloads of the stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

So if I want to perform a low-profile robbery of a jewelry store, just steal the sink trap? Noted

9 years ago | Likes 644 Dislikes 2

The Oceans movie about this would be anticlimactic AF but also satisfying because cash from the slime could buy them a nice dinner somewhere

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is an old western movies where guys make tunnels all under town including the bar to gather gold dust and grains instead of mining it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That movie is called paint your wagons. It's really an amazing movie and you should all watch it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rare moment clint eastwood sings about being the third wheel in a marrage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flubber will swallow you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A guy I knew in prison got busted for doing this exact thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a documentary bout ppl doing just that in India (in the sewers outside a goldsmith street) I'm glad odor-TV is not a thing

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

It's called smellavision you cretin

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do you remember what the documentary was called? I'd like to watch it.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

BBC's welcome to India, episode 1

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These have got to be the most honest to goodness sfw autodots ive ever seen

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

you're not wrong, this is a first for me!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send a sample of it to CodysLab or some other fun science youtuber.

9 years ago | Likes 575 Dislikes 5

"Send your Christmas bonus to some YouTuber" yeah, I don't think that's going to happen...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@bdstagg plz do this! He'd be ecstatic for a project like this.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh please do this!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought about was CodysLab

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude I love his channel!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hah, as soon as I knew what that black gunk was, I immediately thought of him. Love his channel, and he seems like a genuinely cool guy.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

or NurdRage, im sure he would have a great time separating the metals like he did with the platinum

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This! Cody would go nuts over a project like this.

9 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

@codyslab

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or AvE, legend has it he was once a miner.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

THERE WAS ONCE WE SAW A SLIGHT GLIMPSE OF HIS HEAD. NOT JUST HIS HANDS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kitchenaid review!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to know what he did for a living

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dive into his older videos. Been watching them randomly as youtube suggests them, he frequently breaks down or fucks with mining stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

keep your stick on the ice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone's been a miner once, if you catch my drift.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Upvotes for AvE though. One of the best channels. I've now incorporated 'chooch' into my vocabulary.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I don't think I'm catching it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, shitty puns. .-.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

minor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't mind me, just posting to look up Cody after work.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I recommend his mining series as well as the bee keeping series.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Adding a dot here. For science.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's it taste like.. you know... for science and shit!

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

Goldschlager. Shitty tasting with pretty gold flecks in it to distract you.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it tastes like metal intoxication.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It tastes like a painful death over months. What a stupid idea.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Poison

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard it tastes like a billionaire's asshole...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure it tastes like chicken

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

could be heavy metals; could be toxic. not worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Eh, c'mon, we drink that shit out of the tap everyday

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SCIENCE.... sometimes it's worth risking OTHER people's lives for the greater good of knowledge.. :P

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't that pretty how we've made any significant scientific advancement throughout our short history?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it looks like shit and smells like shit, I'm gonna guess nope

9 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

Science was build on heaps

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not allowed to guess when it comes to tasting. It's well documented.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

.. could be delicious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but if you eat it, there's a good chance you'll shit gold.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the power or PEER PRESSURE COMPELS YOU!!!

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

DO IT......ENTERTAIN US......

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0