Jon Snow: Windmill Expert

Jun 2, 2015 11:33 AM

TownsendV228

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Probably the only time I will be able to the the word Quixotesque

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Anyone else agree that she was the hottest character so far?

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Jon Quixote

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After last night's episode....you know something, John Snow

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I remember. There was a tag once that said "Things Jon Snow knows." There were only two things. A windmill, and "The Lord's Kiss."

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Showing those types of emotions in an office setting is NSFW.

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Things Jon Snow knows: 90% Nothing... 10% where to put it

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I don't watch game of thrones because i'm basic af and i've actually never seen john snow ever in my life until this post

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This is NSFW.

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Side fun facts: She grew up in a castle for realzies. And in the books she was not even a little bit attractive.

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IMGUR, SKIN! MY EYES!

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I know a few other things as well....

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Ok, seriously, this is nsfw.

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FBI

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If I l lived in a time before showers, the last thing I'd do is go down on someone

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The gif set shows how much better the new Android app is, but can we have a tiny separation between gifs?

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It works!! The new app that is.

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Her sexy accent. MMMMM NSFW

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Commenting for further use.

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He doesn't know that he should've waited until after the bath to go down on her

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I haven't seen this 8000 times on here lol. I will still upvote because Rose Leslie is sexy.

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You know less than Jon Snow.

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You know nothing Chris Martin

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I don't watch GoT. Does she really say he knows nothing all that often, or was it just the one time and became a meme?

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She says it way more in the book than she did on the show

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Says it a lot in the show, like half her lines in the books. It's said a lot

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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Melisandre said it too

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And it was freaky af

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And it made me sooo mad. "NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!"

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She did it to creep him out and show that she's somewhat omniscient because she was never there when Ygritte said it

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It didn't have quite the effect though....

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I found it really interesting - a fantastic insight into just how mysterious she is as a Red Priestess.

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True. I was very upset about that.

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Jon Snow know this has been reposted about a million times.

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He definitely munched some cinnamon swirl at some point in the show. IfyouknowwhatImean.

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"I'll take cunnilingus and windmills for 200, Alex"

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What does Jon Snow know?

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BEST JEOPARDY EVER!!!!!

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I WAS EATING WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT WHEN I HAD MY MOUTH FULL YOU FUNNY FUCKER

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Just doin' me job!

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No #2 is NSFW Clear shoulder violation!

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current events

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I saw an ankle earlier, still traumatized

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TRIGGERED!

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@sarah BAN HIM

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According to #2 he clearly is the windmill expert if you know what I mean. His tongue, I mean his tongue.

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You know he did a good job with his windmill trick (#2) if Ygritte reminds him of it before she dies

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his tongue? what you mean?

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What's a tongue?

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Cunnilingus.

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Clearly he knows one thing from that second gif

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He didn't actually *know* that. He was just trying stuff out IIRC.

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You know nothing John Snoooooh yyyeeeaahhhh

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he does also know where to put it so....

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Jon SNUUUUH

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And I JUST deleted my "Chav Porn Captions" album yesterday. Some of it's basically GoT canon. Thought I'd never link it again. Goddammit

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moist

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Hmm i had to double check your username

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Not to breath trough his nose

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That little trick he does with his tongue? That's the windmill. Hence "Windmill expert". I tried...

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I get it OP, com'ere, there there.

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She even reminds him of it before she dies

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God damn it.

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He likes to call it "the windmill"

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Since they had a relationship together (IRL), have to wonder if that was only acting.

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If they didn't 'borrow' their costumes for a night to fuck in then they've failed us all.

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Had ?

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It's not porn...it's HBO!

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Nothing like a little acting with a good dose of reality sprinkled in, little Wildling.

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And now he's slamming the Dragon Queen. This show has been the best gig of his life.

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I just googled to confirm. That lucky motherfucker.

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Not only did he star in the best sequence this season, he's nailing the most popular female. I bet Margaery is next...

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If she is he better stop right there because you don't go higher than her. It may just be me projecting but I bet she's freaky.

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Go Leafs go!

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I love this gif.

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NSFW ¡Viva la Revolución!

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That's kind of a cringeworthy thing to say

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You're lucky I'am an orchestrator of this war! ¡Viva la Revolución!

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Too bad the leafs are terrible

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Leafs *were* terrible

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Last year they were terrible, which is when that gif was commented

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Fair point. No idea why I'm seeing this 1 yr later

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Perhaps you were browsing random?

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But he doesn't know that...

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don't tell scotty... wait...

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THANK GOD THEY'RE ALL GIFS

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My sarcasm detector just exploded, and I thank you for that.

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My sarcasm senses are tingling.

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And with the new app, I can actually load them at a normal rate!

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The new app won't download on my Nexus 6! What is this madness!?

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Imgur delivered!!!

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There's a new app

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I meant that as question.

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Yeah. Imgur released a fresh new Android app yesterday

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The comments go further before having to load a new page.. Just how far?!

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