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Obligatory Cat Taxation.
This is my little derp, Marie. Please help me and pray for her.
Ain't nothing wrong with her, she just looks like this.
FP Edit: HOLY SHIT! I have finally bursted through the anus of usersub thanks to you guys! (And also thanks to the group where I got these facts from. I am not saying their name because it seems like they have enoug representation in this post anyway.)
UPVOTES FOR ALL!
ForboJack
Google: "Super hornio Bros"
hellobbq
#8GAMING
aykyle
That part was getting kind of annoying. But I just don't like "#" anything.
DarthAwesome1138
So how many of you just googled Super Hornio Bros?
TheRealEalonMusk
#8gaming
danieltorresss
I thought the player character wasn't the main character
MagicMattOMatic
#2 - To be fair, Doom had the entirety of 1995 to be installed. Windows95 came out in August. On the other hand, Doom is better.
collinhead
this makes me want to pirate pokemon
leeb
It's a hoax. https://tcrf.net/Talk:Pok%C3%A9mon_FireRed_and_LeafGreen#Removal_of_.22Anti-piracy_message.22
collinhead
Phew, I almost wasted my time looking for this.. Haha. I've actually never played leaf green or fire red, only red yellow and blue.
ThiccBone
I don't know why, but I read "#8GAMING" everytime. Every freaking time.
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah. I agree. Lol.
driveboy
Operation Pokemon was in Spain. Politicians are still being trialed.
HighrockTendales
Removing the rumble pack to reload is a great idea! Why didn't they do that?
ZoranKnight
It sounds cool, but it would suck to break the controller while doing it
xxtehseekerxx
Because they almost didn't even complete the game, on top of it being too difficult to program.
Somanyquestions
Very few kids I knew back then even had the rumble pack. Forcing people to buy a limited use device would have lowered sales.
HighrockTendales
No but you could have made an attachment that looked more like a gun magazine.
mooselikestoparty
Are you sure the source is 8Gaming? I don't recall seeing it in the post anywhere.
sirplayerone
You can find a shit ton of other gaming trivia on http://didyouknowgaming.com/
AlmightyDylon
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xxtehseekerxx
Did you know gaming is one of my other loves.
sirplayerone
Hell yeah!
CombatZAK
#1 but really most consoles are/were sold on slim margins or at a loss because they make $texas on games. This goes back to the NES at least
ToastyMozart
And as far as the PS3. Though they cheaped out on hardware this time, and IIRC all 3 8th gen systems are sold at a profit now.
FreshCaviar
#1 is wrong, the price drop didn't come until later, but Nintendo has historically sold machines at profit, including the Gamecube.
kinglycitrus
Yeah, this is particularly easy for Nintendo to do because most of the popular games on their platform are made by them.
realtrapshit
#8 how could a game released in 2011 predict tests that happened in 2006 & 2009?
heiriderideran
checkmate
Stevepac9
I didn't play the game, but NK did a test in 2013. So maybe that is the one in the game.
NuclearBoxcutter
It predicted the past.
REV076
Because it's wrong. They fixed their announcement trailer twice, when Un's father died.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Because wibbily wobbily timey wimey stuff
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Couldn't agree more
ChubbyStyles
You ask to many questions
TakeAHolidayInSpain
Was anyone else super confused by the yellow border surrounding the thumbnail?
L34dP1LL
I sure was.
werdCAsquared
Yes. You can make the boarder green in an attempt to whore points
qussow
I'm mostly just confused by the 8 in the hashtag at the end of each one.
Ishouldhavemadethisaccountforeverago
I just bought a used N64 console for $20. Time to relive my childhood!
FlamingRutabaga
I just downloaded an n64 emulator for free on my laptop! And can play all the games I used to as a kid!
Yazoo87
...which is totally the same thing as having the real console w. controllers in your hands :rolleyes:
WhiteGuiltMilkToast
Projecting it onto a flatscreen, using an emulator that spruces it up, and using an adapter to play with an actual controller?
KingoftheIntroverts
Nice! What games did you get/still have for it?
Ishouldhavemadethisaccountforeverago
pokemon snap, mariokart 64, super mario 64, pokemon stadium
UsePNGnotJPEG
get super smash bros.
KingoftheIntroverts
Isn't that like $50 used now?
UsePNGnotJPEG
No idea, I got mine for $10 a few years ago. Either way, great game.
Ishouldhavemadethisaccountforeverago
I lost it!
UsePNGnotJPEG
D: I lost goldeneye. I should really look into getting a new one sometime.
SwordSaint892
How dumb is it that Pokemon Snap is legitimately a fun and awesome game.
KingoftheIntroverts
I reeeaallllt wish they would make a new one. It was unique, and gaming needs more unique games in our current rut.
Ishouldhavemadethisaccountforeverago
Extremely dumb. It's also kinda dumb that that is the first thing I planned on playing out of all of those lol
notme222
North Korea's first nuclear test was in 2006 and development known well before that. What exactly did the 2011 game predict?
KingoftheIntroverts
Kim-Jong il's death?
CoconutCyclone
It's amazing it predicted anything since North Korea as the enemies was a last minute change.
thehungrywolf
So what you're saying is "Super Hornio Bros. 3" is available?
arealapple
As is Super Hornio World
arealapple
As is Super Hornio World
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Super Hornio Sisters
xxtehseekerxx
"Coming" soon. ;)
snufl
The Goldeneye 64 game code contains a fully functional ZX Spectrum emulator. They just wanted to see if the N64 could run it.
FlamingRutabaga
I'm not sure what that means but the pic with golden eye in it looks like it has some texture mods?
snufl
I think someone re-made the game in the source engine. The screenshot may be from that.
snufl
Also, when they built Donkey Kong 64 off of the Goldeneye code, that emulator was used to run Jetpac.
infogulch
#8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING #8GAMING (Source 8Gaming)
HylianFox
Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch* Numbah ate *belch*
xxtehseekerxx
By the way, I got these from #8Gaming!
VyseN
Yamauchi Hiroshi was a pretty good president. The GameCube might have been largely unpopular, but it was a great machine and had good games.
SwordSaint892
Has Melee. Perfect console.
Themightyrandomword
#16 is used for soft modding your ps2. Its still there and usable
xxtehseekerxx
Free McBoot! :)
SirVG
In all models except the 9xxxx models, where it was removed, so the hack doesn't work.
Yazoo87
It does work on V17 (SCPH-9000x) too, but only early ones with a datecode of 8C or earlier (number = year, letter = month.. 8C = 2008 March)
Yazoo87
Or to be more specific: only works with BIOS versions lower than 2.30. With V2.30, they've removed the memory card update checks entirely.
Yazoo87
Still using Free McBoot to this day. Got a modded V7 fat PS2 w. HDD :) There's still a suprising amount of requests for FMCB memorycards..
collinhead
I've totally used that. woo
zadoush
Tell us more, I'm interested!
Yazoo87
Free McBoot. http://bootleg.sksapps.com/tutorials/fmcb/ http://psx-scene.com/forums">ls/fmcb/">http://bootleg.sksapps.com/tutorials/fmcb/ http://psx-scene.com/forums/f153/project-history-technical-details-how-works-124271/
8bitTunes
comment for later use.
8bitTunes
comment for later use.
Themightyrandomword
One can use a usb and name a executable file to the same name as a file on a cd to get the usb to boot. You want a link? :3
CripplingDepresso
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Carmeiser
I sure do.
Themightyrandomword
Here you have thge best site for the ps exploit scene. Forum and everything http://sksapps.com/index.php?page=exploit_utility_tutorial.html
Carmeiser
Oh wow thanks, I never found this site during my searches for my PS2.
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
Im freakin pumped for this:
?1
trollprozac
None has life though.
BaseFook
It means that lets say grass placed 1cm from it's original place will be called new world. Minecraft has also infinite amount of worlds
Aerolfoz
Too many people are. Either this will be very, very, very ugly, or beyond words of awesome.
DrWilliamHorriblePhD
How the fuck is it a gaming fact if it hasn't been released is what I'd like to know.
DuffMaaaann
LOL
REV076
#Rule1: Don't get hyped for any game. Wait until the release.
Soraptors
I got hyped for Witcher 3. My hype was satisfied.
REV076
Most of the people wasn't though, me included.
Soraptors
I honestly can't think of something I don't like... other than the occasional horse/candle issue.
Housemaster
There's gonna be a lot of repeats...
lawrus
it's randomly generated, though...
Racealistic
Just like your comment
Hoodge
Ooooo!
lawrus
it's randomly generated, though...
Racealistic
Just like your comment
44no44
So essentially they used procedural generation to create the largest world in gaming history without actually having to built it bit by bit.
KingoftheIntroverts
Yeah, probably because programming quintillions of worlds one at a time would take more time than the Earth will probably exist.
44no44
Not necessarily. It's procedurally generated using the same seed for everyone, so there's only one world and it does have that many. (1/2)
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mzxrules
is there even a significant difference?
unmu
Think of random being 'random' and procedural being bound with with rules and limits.
FrigginCornflakes
Consider Minecraft. A randomly generated world would have any block type in every voxel position. It would be impossible to play, or move.
FrigginCornflakes
A procedurely generated world follows rules for what types of blocks are allowed in certain locations when generating a world.
imnotsorryformakingthisusername
I have a No Man's Sky boner
lawrus
meh, it's randomly generated
ToastyMozart
And unless I missed a new development, we still know next to nothing about how it'll actually play.
iwishicouldthinkofaclevername
You are saying that like it is a negative thing, lots of great games are randomly generated.
lawrus
Oh sure; I'm just a bit disappointed. From all the hype I thought they'd built the most over-the-top gaming world yet.
lawrus
And it isn't that there are that many planets to explore, it's that there are that many possible combinations of planetary elements.
captainobvioustits
which serial killer left decapitated heads on shoes?
IbukiOnTheScene
it didn't say that people at Sony have a good memory
FrigginCornflakes
I thought "hey I could google that and answer that guy and be incredibly smug about it!" But wouldn't you know it, you're onto something.
captainobvioustits
yeah no, all i got were the "otaku killer" and the "shoe fetish killer" but not the "leaves heads on footwear" killer
FrigginCornflakes
It turns out there wasn't a serial killer who did that, and the CB death animation is still in the Japanese version of the game. It's a hoax
FrigginCornflakes
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851XZCCN00w ) which just goes to show how shitty these game trivia lists really are.
objectorbit
Make no mistake, Nintendo prices the GC at the price it did to help move units. The first pic is just their PR line.
demonjester1515
Well sure. People didn't play with the console, they played with the games that Nintendo was commonly the developer of.
ToastyMozart
Selling consoles at a loss has actually been standard practice until the 8th generation (besides the Wii). It's what let them be affordable>
ToastyMozart
>without getting roflstomped by computers. The games have always been the big moneymakers.
objectorbit
Up until either the 3DS or the Wii U(I forget which), Nintendo never sold a console at a loss.
ToastyMozart
3DS, probably, the Wii U can't cost over $250 to make. Didn't know they made profits on the NES-N64 though. Guess I learned something today.
objectorbit
Nintendo put out an official statement about it. Google it, I was shocked as hell.
DougForcett
#8 Homefront was an awful game. I bought it, played the storyline on the hardest setting in 5 hours and returned it. Waste of money.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
I thought it was fun for 5 hours. Worth the money.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I liked it, but my god was it short. The gameplay was nice though and it's beautiful to boot.
SystemPeanut
It was short, but I quite liked it. I seem to be the only person I know who did
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah. It was all hype and then turned out to be a fucking mess!
Fejerro
The storyline was quite gripping, but the gameplay was secondary at best. Took me 5 hours too.
Dictatorschmitty
I thought the player character wasn't the main character
TGWeaver
Yeah. Homefront was hamfisted, hypocritical, and utterly tone-deaf. It "predicted" things? It also "predicted" NK conquest of the US.
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
It was going to be China, but they feared backlash from the Chinese Ministry of Culture, so they changed it.
LearningOnImgur
Just bought it for $2. Was told it was decent, but short. I'll do that for $2
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
No man's sky. If this game is as half as good as it promises to be, it would be a damn impressive game.
AHornyRhino
They say if it's coming to PC later?
Filthyharry
Any idea when it comes out?
Namsuo
It would be insanely cool but still have the same problem as any other star faring game... gets kinda boring when you become all powerful
Gusmanak
My concern is that they're putting a lot into the world, and not much into the actual gameplay. I don't even know what players can do.
TheWoodpeckerSighed
Even if it sucks, it'll change the way small game devs make open world games
Eulenspieler
I really really really hope it won't be a letdown
KebabRemovalServices
I'm worried the PS4 is going to drag it down for the PC version :c
xxtehseekerxx
True dat!
IAmDrBanner
Two games that involve space that I am eagerly waitinig for: No Man's Sky and Star Citizen.
KebabRemovalServices
I'm worried the PS4 is going to drag it down for the PC version :c
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
Come on, that rarely happend in the past ;-)
crookednixon
See also: Daikatana, Spore
Kaianacoel
Fucking Spore man. I was psyched for this game years in advance, and its release killed the forum I spent years on. Because it was shit.
Mooseknuckle0
Spoiler from the future.... The game sucks
StarrryNight
WHY WON'T THEY JUST RELEASE IT ALREADY
giadrosich
I'm really excited, but I'm trying not to be too excited.
grahmcrackersbook
Hi, just updating you from the future. Nms sucks dicks.
paddythelion
I have absolutely zero expectations for precisely that reason.
GoniMaster
The Oracle spoke, and we didn't listen.
dustbucket
the power of word of mouth, never heard of this game before, checking it out now
crindybluth
If you haven't read the New Yorker article on it, you should. It's long, but will get you crazy hyped.
WardSharlow
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/05/18/world-without-end-raffi-khatchadourian
GiantButtHead
I think they're gonna ditch the project, hope not but just got that feeling.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
18 quintillion? I can't help but feel incredibly skeptical about it, and I make a point to remain optimistic about gaming.
anonamouse7
Its not quite 18 quintillion planets, that's just the number of possible combinations of conditions. Important distinction, I feel.
NightRush
They're supposed to be procedurally generated, so I can see the number happening, as high as it is. The problem is if they're gonna be fun.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Personally, 18 quintillion doesn't mean shit if only a handful of them are fun. I'd prefer 4 or 5 exciting ones than infinite bland ones.
badacha
I've been waiting ever since I saw the dinosaurs.
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
This is a very very long time...
KingoftheIntroverts
I'm trying to keep my hopes at a low level, which is really difficult with what I've been reading about it.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
I'm from the future and it's getting mixed reviews
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
You should have warned me before I paid full price for it. ...
TryingToMakeaRedVsBlueReferenceAllTheTime
I am from the further future! Its actually good now
squishofdoom
Im from the future future and its probably one of the most hated games in the past few years now
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Can't fucking wait, that game has me pretty psyched.
Banjostory
I preemptively feel bad for you.
SanAnStrangler
This makes me kinda sad... I genuinely hope they don't disappoint people like you.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I know, and I rarely get excited, especially about games, but this one somehow got me hooked with the first trailer. Me no want disappoint.
DatDudeMate
Well, 2 years later, this is pretty sad to read
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I liked it, and then I got bored, the updates pulled me back in, but it was still so disappointingly far from what they 'promised'...
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
Haven't heard much about the games progress in the last months though...
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Almost time for E3, you don't want too much noise before that, or it'll just drown out. Fingers crossed.
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
Let's hope for the best
K1ngFiasco
I'm worried the differences between areas will be insignificant, like color swaps. Things can be mathematically different but still "samey"
SAWhowhatnow
There is a 100% chance that's exactly what it will be.
SanAnStrangler
This is exactly what I predict. Hopefully the topography and creature diversity is good enough to keep it entertaining...
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
Enough different variables for it to have potential, but there is also the risk that 5 planets in a row end up near identical.
Azated
Just like they did in borderlands, with 'Thousands of different guns!'. The guns were all the same, some just had buffs or modifiers.
8tracked
I'm glad I'm not the only one who though the bazillion was total BS
JustACommentFarmer
Looks like you were right.
K1ngFiasco
Unfortunately, yeah. It sounded too good to be true if a massive AAA company was pitching it. No way an indie could have pulled it off.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Well this could be how the universe really is...your going to have some similar planets among a quintillion of them
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Sorry...you're*...what am I a fucking animal
MrAmerica
Reminds me of Spore a bit
Millillion
No, Spore promised the world and more. From what I've seen NMS devs are aware of their limitations.
GeorgeLucasWillBurnInHellForEpisodeOne
Indeed. And I'm not sure if I can get over another disappointment like this
MrAmerica
I found spore pretty fun, actually, although I was like, in jr high when it came out...
Hendlton
It was fun and I played the crap out of it but it wasn't half the game they announced at E3, if you can find the E3 trailer, watch it.
ItsTheFinalCountdown
Was gonna upvote till the farmville comment now I'm conflicted
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Farmville suuuuux
shalmdi
I have often been looked down on for gaming. I have no intention of doing that to others just because I don't like their game or hardware
xxtehseekerxx
Well I am still going to upvote you! ;)
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Aww
ItsTheFinalCountdown
fine you earned your upvote!
xxtehseekerxx
And you've earned the power of friendship! <3
LetThemEatToast
And you both have earned an upvote from me.
Groobs03
Shut up, Meg.
Groobs03
Shut up, Meg.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Apparently nintendo bought the two mario porno films to hault their distribution.
sloganhero
My uncle actually knows the head of Nintendo.
malapresta
But now i want to see it!
ArcticEwok
Weird fact about those movies. In them, Ron Jeremy plays Luigi. Not Mario.
HellomynameisSatan
What? He IS Mario.. Bullshit porn casting directors...
ArcticEwok
Yeah! I'd say that that is the dumbest thing about those movies...except it really isn't.
ICouldntThinkOfACoolReference
We all know what you searched up right away ;)
Karuuv
I also was going to post this: learned it from an imgur post many moons ago.
22pcScrewDriver69420
Disney does them all the time too. I think I remember they own more rights to pornos than anyone else.
otakudan
The name of the porn is Super Hornio Bros. and Super Hornio Bros. 2. The Cinema Snob reviewed both of them.
OktoberSunset
I miss the days when porn films had puns in the title instead of just '[thing we are ripping off]: An XXX Parody'
TheHuntedSnark
*halt
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TheHuntedSnark
Say what?
ArdentSlacker
Imagine the dialog. Mario realizing he's doing anal on Toad. "Your princess is in another asshole!" and she's pegging Luigi...
azureharri
'Your princess is in another asshole!' I'm actually crying with laughter!
wodkadetective
I dunno who the hell you are but you need to get on kickstarter and get this shit funded.
ArdentSlacker
Just a guy in Iowa suffering depression and unemployment. And I know fuckall about porn. Just that none of my friends would be into it.
AmyPoehlerTinaFeyThreeway
And they didn't think to secure "Super Mario Boners"?
l8lurker
I will make this movie and sell it to Nintendo.
EmCeeMiNacion
I came to that conclusion all by myself.
IHateApostrophes
Did no one tell them how the internet works?
tarataqa
*hauult
WHYSODRAKE
Super Smash Hoes!
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
^ Exactly what I was going to say. They didn't make the pornos, they just didn't want their reputation to be damaged at the time by them
xxtehseekerxx
Yeah. They bought the rights and then stopped them.
CatBlaster5000
but.... i wanna see em
thanatos388
There is so much indie nintendo porn out there now though. Would it even materr anymore?
IAmNerdHearMeRoar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IucwNSJ7Oes With all the sex cut out, you can really appreciate how bad it is.
SuperSpecial
Oh. For later.
Muffyns
but who cuts the sex out of porn ?