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Don't forget to tighten any loose moosenuts
Jul 6, 2017 4:20 PM
AssimilateIntelligence
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Don't forget to tighten any loose moosenuts
Youmaynotagree
Even the animals are getting lazy and expecting handouts....thanks Obama!
Houston2Miami
Moose knuckle
tsjamiefrench18
Moosed it by this much.
pbranreffer
Did you say sorry!!!
Fal1enKing
I'm going away tomorrow and I had forgotten that I planned to check my car first. Finally browsing Imgur has paid off. Thanks @OP!
AssimilateIntelligence
Happy to help friend
MatthewForce
Do I see male moose knuckle?
mynameiselliott
Knuckleception
BillaBong031
I keep thinking of Chris Christie and his mangina now.
Lookyalurker
Those moose fly will take a huge bite out of you.
doody639
Was that car just parked there?
eroso
If ever you see that a moose is going to hit you, aim to its butt-side and duck next to the side of ur car. The killzone is at the middle.
eroso
And if you ask why to drive to butt-side, it's because unlike eg. rabbits, mooses don't back away - they'll just full steam ahead.
Houston2Miami
Is that a dog in there???
Houston2Miami
Oh no..those are moose nutz!!
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
ee's rrresting
DaisyDog10
That's sad
krzysub
Sooo...we get the meat ,right ?
CorneliusCornwall
Don't look at it's balls
RampantLion7
Bullwinkle: Now watch me pull a Celica out of my ass:
Blissardz
Dinner!
Dedmunkey
Poor thing
DoctorAwesomeEsq
That moose made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of teabagging that person's sedan. What a tremendously noble cause to die for.
LosPer
This shit is no joke...
riflemanreed
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu05x54yrF1qln1bho4_250.gif
bushpotato
Cool moose balls.
CrackerAisle
I saw a moose and a mini collide once in Ontario. Moose won. Nature is scary.
ADisturbedOne
What about the driver? Did he/she get out okay?
CrackerAisle
Ah the guy walked so I'm sure he was fine.
twistedtrucker
whatsbuttsandcoconuts
You Moose be kidding me!
HypnoticJiggles
yourfriendlyneighborhoodbarista
Is...is he ok?
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
Are you nuts?! Of course the driver's okay...
ColoTico
Dead, like 108%
AssimilateIntelligence
Just a flesh wound
RonaldFckingSwanson
Did you try turning him off and on again?
terryr
He's just resting.
Drek258
He just needs some maple syrup.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Just napping...
LordofGoats
He's pining for the fjords!
Skoldpaddda
I'm wondering the state of the driver, there are hooves where his face would be.
mariemcd
Probably gone as well. That would be 1500 lbs to the head.
applebottomjeans211
And I thought Americans got wild on the 4th... but damn canada
themooseof603
The US has moose too
applebottomjeans211
Meesen
ColoTico
Punch yourself if you look at the nuts
EdSunshine
Carnot
*punches ColoTico*
ColoTico
I'm Latino so I alwais spell spell something wrong
docmuteki
@ISeeNutsack
43rdpresident
So the nipple guy has a counter part. Interesting.
drunkinstupor
Excuse me sir...your moose knuckle is showing
MistaGavin
Bumblebee Tuna
ISeeNutsack
You rang?
ImGoingToBeThePirateKing
You now have a job on Imgur to do. I hope you fulfill it. Good luck
ISeeNutsack
theycallmewillywonka
I wouldn't ask for that job but you saw it needed filled and filled it. Gross.
ISeeNutsack
It's quite scarousing really
docmuteki
I knew there had to be someone! Well done!
DidNoOneNoticeThis
I mean there wasn't someone. He literally made an account for that.
ISeeNutsack
I saw a hole, I filled it
ISeeNutsack
docmuteki
Thank you for your service!