EyesOnICE
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Aug 6, 2018 11:34 AM
EyesOnICE
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MackDyeWarships
He unknowingly just described in perfect detail a few World of Warcraft boss mechanics. lol
GGBearly
I cant not laugh at this
MadMike75
If that ball os 12’ tall then that guy is at least 8’ tall.
Portto99
nightpop
theMonkeyTrap
check out mine kafon
ThatcherBeat
I sail! I’m a sailor
SonOfTheDarkStranger
*hurtling not huddling
itcamefromspace
I wonder what would happen if you threw it off the Empire state building
IllIlIIlllIIIlllIIIllllIlllIIIll
No-one cares about you now ?
EternalSenshi
+1 for the title alone =D
BoopBeepbeepBoop
I really wish there was a video of that.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
At least the first two give it 5 stars. Can’t stand it when stuff gets rated poorly for user error. “Wasn’t the size I needed - 1 star”
imdoomgur
It brings me so much joy to find these things are real. It’s like never waking up from a sweet dream.
thElusiveTrout
Hey, still gave it two stars tho
TheSaltyHogIndy
SAIL!
JudgeMentaI
Huddling, I do not think that word means what you think it means
ImWithThem
tugboatcaptain
Like a chain chomp
Mailgirl333
Some of the other reviews are equally entertaining.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
ReadOnlyMemories
I too huddle down the beach at the earliest opportunity
IAmJustinBailey
bohemiancrabcity
Fishermen collecting trash for Blume's balloon round up found it in the ocean.
Upvooote
I cut my lower eyelid tackling one of those things in a game at camp. Still tons of fun to play with
meowmeeowmeoww
SergeiBoobtitsky
"I'MMA SPEAR YOU! OH SHIT HE DODGED!!!"
Metalice99
YOU DIED
melancholypanda
Run.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
DUN DUNDUN DUNDUNDUNDUN
SpammersAreScum
Don Quixote lives!
IamnotaKoala
MatrimBloodyCauthon
THE TIME OF THE UMBRELLAS IS HERE. WE PERMIT NO SURVIVORS
sf111
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
BishlamekGurpgork
I remember watching that air. +1.
dijital101
What annoys me is that it is 12' "pole-to-pole" not diameter. It has a 24' circumference so it's just over 7.5' tall.
Grandolddrummer
I thought that seemed fishy. That dude looked really tall by comparison
HenryLongfellowIII
That's some masters-in-math false advertising right there. Who the hell measures balls using great circle distance from the poles?
TheArtOfQuietBear929
And he STILL gave it 2 stars! lmao! :D
Darkspire
Is it just me or is it kind of dickish to give something two stars in a fake review?
ITee
No, it definitely is.
MrFluffles
Based on that review I’m going to buy 10 and release them to do my evil bidding.
GoatOfMendes
You're a monster!
notFBIcamsnoop
That is ballsy of you, but don't get too penisee.
easybrz
You mean finish killing everyone in Florida?
EyesOnICE
Maybe we can get one big enough to sink the state.
Gyinagal
Fool, you cannot tame them.
MorganFreemanIsTheOneTrueGod
You should fill them with sand and make an Indiana Jones obstacle course.
MorganFreemanIsTheOneTrueGod
Or maybe just air, so it doesn’t... y’know, crush the fuck out of you.
TheRotundOne
I say we fill them with helium and let the aliens sort it out.
tReasonoustRump
EyesOnICE
https://imgur.com/JvnuBgn
DrPepper523
Last year at Con someone was dressed as him!
wandernorth
Damn I loved that game
lestrat
DrPepper523
I guess no one carries a knife? Because at this point it's best you just slash it and kill its destruction.
lebenleben
Isn’t that the RedBall Project? https://redballproject.com/
usersubbordercontrol
I wonder how this would do as a weather balloon
WilmaDikfit
It’s huge but not big enough to allow weather control
bitemark
Weather balloons are designed to expand a whole bunch as the atmosphere pressure gets less and less. This would pop at a few thousand feet
3nd3rwiggin
Burst
Username0283
Weather you like it or not.
HillOfBeans
What are you trying to hide?
stillers2000
If balloon is wet, it’s raining
SlickerThanNick
as an actual weather balloon, probably not great as it wouldn't get high enough before popping. as a fun weather balloon, it'll be awesome.
AlmightyThor117
I would imagine not too well as a weather balloon because they are made from a crazy super thin membrane that has virtually no mass
AlmightyThor117
But given the size of this thing, I would imagine that it could be made to float with helium, which would be.... interesting
djsdkdjsk
i would paint this red and tie a string to it and walk around with my giant balloon. Then do something that may get me kicked out of target
OrangeFlavours
It wouldn't be a weather balloon though, it would just be a big balloon.
RoscoeLuvsBosco
Maybe release 100000 of them and block the sun to cool the planet? Seems practical.
AlmightyThor117
Hold that thought.... you may be on to something here.....