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Oct 11, 2017 5:59 PM
TonyMontanasBalls
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smartestguyintheroom
Rambo
loveallcats
TheLostMaster
KANGAROO JACK IS GONNA JACK U UP
Logan9Fingers
But i like tacos!!
fizixx
Damn!
808Lion
Kangaroo jacked
bacononbacon
*mate?
GoldenLarsen
RamboRoo, first blood
canonlyturnright
The bloke reckons he was 6ft 4 and around 220 pounds and claws the size of mans hands. Big fucker and seriously dangerous.
summershank
The beastmen horn calls
Talmorean
Velocirabbit isn't fucking around.
ISignedUpSoICouldUpvoteThis
Come at me bro!
NonKonformingKobold
I see kangaroos I think of the Wildlife thwarting alians invasion story.
howagaarnfromstrala
The pride of Margret River, Western Australia.
rockerBOO
It's so weird to see a jacked rabbit
Necrowaif
That be a kangaroo, mate.
lamarcksgiraffe
????
Elonth
the adult giant kangroos are known to wade into water to lure predators where they drown them.
rob09
As an Australian, WTF is a giant kangaroo?
FauxTales
I can't tell if Australians are fucking with Americans right now
WacknCheese
Always mate...Always :)
SunnySarah20
Is that true?!
IATTM
I've seen it stated many times on the internet...so...glad I could help!
pimpinrancher
Terry Cruise has such a wide range for an actor.
aleister94
now i really need terry crews to play a kangaroo, like just him with a fake tail jumping around and everyone acts like hes a real kangaroo
Glizzymandias
Stoked for the sequel "Kangaroo Jacked"
Lionskull
You either mean Tom Cruise or Terry Crews.
pimpinrancher
Yes
The5thorseman
Yes.
themoreyoutoot
pairofd
A what now
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Those balls tho....
dave481
There is a lot of money in this pic
WilliamShatinher
All that muscle mass comes from carrying those balls around.
Buckbeak1486
I would die happy if I could be mounted and penetrated by a Kangaroo at least once.
RestlessBitchface
You should have saved that one for your diary.
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
TonyMontanasBalls
This. Made me laugh
TheJuanAnd0nly
I imagine this'll be your reaction
Thedonkeysdick
aTypicalAtypical
Um.. good on ya, mate.
ChaosGodOfPleasureAndExcess
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/01/017604bd2443e18c831b1b6a2b21bbb7ac6d5e0acc9641f7320d2659bd7f5cd0.jpg
EvilMadMonk
come and get another one you furry bastard!
stoicfibre
Instant classic
TherealGuyLeDouche
We all laugh at this gif but that guy had some balls. I'm sure he knows how dangerous that was. Kangaroo's foot claws are very sharp.
Iamanescort
Instigating a wild animal? Seems like a douche move to me.
watdisbuttondo
Get out
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
True, but when your dog is in danger it's hard to care about anything else.
Iamanescort
I see no dog?
SunnySarah20
Check the first couple seconds, that red blur is his dog’s bleeding neck
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
Not bleeding, just a harness
EvilMadMonk
he had backup
thesexualtyranosaur
That's awesome
lyirah
I'm dying laughing in bed right now
MericanFunkYeah
nkaffine
The ref taking him off is my favorite part haha
AddNapalm
That poor dog
TherealGuyLeDouche
Holy shit I can't stop laughing. "Player 3 enters the game!!!"
xpiation
Kangaroos fight by leaning back on their tails and kicking with their legs, to disembowel. Their claws can be up to 6 inches long. 1/2
xpiation
That kangaroo was trying to kill that dog and if it had wanted to it would have easily killed that guy.
SleeperXib
I think the dog wouldn't have survived if the kangaroo actually wanted to kill it.
xpiation
It had it held in its arms, which is the hold they use to position the target to attack it. That guy was probably also hunting roos and 1/2
xpiation
That was most likely one of his hunting dogs. Roos kill shitloads of hunting dogs. Source: One of my best mates lives on a farm and hunts.