djkandiikhaos
1988
150
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Let me catch you up to speed. Earlier today I found this little guy in my house. He was in pretty rough shape, hyperventilating and unable to walk. I live in an old farmhouse, so ordinarily mice and myself are enemies. We often place poison out, and I believe he may have ingested some which left him in this state. This little guy was different though, I felt he deserved a chance at life. So I placed him out by the pine trees at the edge of the property, figuring he would either perish or scamper away. I returned after an adventure to find him still there, refusing to let death embrace him. As a show of my respect for his will to live, I set him up with some nibbles and a spiffy little makeshift cardboard hut.
Six hours later, I returned to find him still clinging to life. He had managed to get himself away from his hut, but quite still in the middle of the yard (about 10 yards from where I had originally left him). The way I see it, if he managed to survive this long and get himself away from the hut, then it is my duty to make sure he has a fighting chance at making it back to his mousey wenches. A true warrior, saying "Fuck you, not today" to death, Spartacus has earned my respect. I set him up for the evening with some old scraps of clothing to stay warm in, and another small handful of nibbles in case his appetite returns. If he survives the night, I will go out and buy him a habitat to begin his rehab. Should death embrace him, I will give him a viking funeral worthy of his spirit and commit his spirit to Mouse Valhalla. Please survive the night little warrior, youve come this far.
SpaceOrks
And then I just feed him to my cat because he got into the horse feed. Little bugger.
EaRapture
What do we say to death? "not today"
TinahthePoof
If you gotta kill them use a trap or get a cat. If you poison them there is a chance something else will eat it and suffer the same fate.
BobPossum
OP reporting to us that he lives:
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Jogger312
Gl Spartacus
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djkandiikhaos
As I lay here in my bed, I find myself worried he may not make it. Ive become emotionally attached to my former enemy. What the actual hell.
grumpysunbear
We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for Screenwriting.
daffodilpuke
You'd rather let him suffer than just mercy killing him?
djkandiikhaos
Im giving him the chance to get well. Hes already made progress, hes eating and trying to walk. Why kill him when he has a chance yet?
Whoopthereittiss
War is hell
djkandiikhaos
Aye, that it is. #ShotsForSpartacus
BobPossum
"These mice should know when they're conquered!" https://media3.giphy.com/media/4PbM0TMNlJf68/200_s.gif
gingerbeardthe79th
Might have the cure here http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/pet-safety-tips/mouse-and-rat-poison-rodenticides-poisonous-to-dogs-cats/
djkandiikhaos
I wish you had posted this earlier. He did not make it. Thank you though.
AlistairGallagher
A true warrior, I pray he lives.
djkandiikhaos
Unfortunately, he lost the battle against death.
AlistairGallagher
A shame.
djkandiikhaos
7:55 AM EST. Spartacus still lives! A bit groggy, but after his ordeal overnight I dont blame him
BobPossum
This is honestly the most important thing I have going on right now.
CapitanHaddock
Maybe its time to look into no-kill mouse traps?
djkandiikhaos
If only the rest of my family felt the same way. Perhaps after this saga Ill be able to convince them.
commissarrycor
Wait... you poison him and then set out to cheer on his survival?
djkandiikhaos
My family are the ones who put out the poison, yes. But if it didnt kill him, then he deserves a second chance at life.
firelow
Breed him and make super rats immune to poison.
ThatOneGuy87
I require an update in the morning, @OP.
djkandiikhaos
SPARTACUS STILL LIVES (7:55ish EST)
djkandiikhaos
Updates will absolutely be provided. Hes in a safe place for the evening, Ive done all I can for the time being.
Misfitbitz
Update looked forward to, good on you!
djkandiikhaos
Current time: 1:42 AM EST. Checked up on the little spartan. Spartacus still lives.
BobPossum
Tell the men, the general lives!
jd0272
Marvellous!!!