Spartacus, the warrior mouse

Sep 6, 2016 4:35 AM

djkandiikhaos

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Let me catch you up to speed. Earlier today I found this little guy in my house. He was in pretty rough shape, hyperventilating and unable to walk. I live in an old farmhouse, so ordinarily mice and myself are enemies. We often place poison out, and I believe he may have ingested some which left him in this state. This little guy was different though, I felt he deserved a chance at life. So I placed him out by the pine trees at the edge of the property, figuring he would either perish or scamper away. I returned after an adventure to find him still there, refusing to let death embrace him. As a show of my respect for his will to live, I set him up with some nibbles and a spiffy little makeshift cardboard hut.

Six hours later, I returned to find him still clinging to life. He had managed to get himself away from his hut, but quite still in the middle of the yard (about 10 yards from where I had originally left him). The way I see it, if he managed to survive this long and get himself away from the hut, then it is my duty to make sure he has a fighting chance at making it back to his mousey wenches. A true warrior, saying "Fuck you, not today" to death, Spartacus has earned my respect. I set him up for the evening with some old scraps of clothing to stay warm in, and another small handful of nibbles in case his appetite returns. If he survives the night, I will go out and buy him a habitat to begin his rehab. Should death embrace him, I will give him a viking funeral worthy of his spirit and commit his spirit to Mouse Valhalla. Please survive the night little warrior, youve come this far.

And then I just feed him to my cat because he got into the horse feed. Little bugger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What do we say to death? "not today"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you gotta kill them use a trap or get a cat. If you poison them there is a chance something else will eat it and suffer the same fate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP reporting to us that he lives: v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gl Spartacus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As I lay here in my bed, I find myself worried he may not make it. Ive become emotionally attached to my former enemy. What the actual hell.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an academy award for Screenwriting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd rather let him suffer than just mercy killing him?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im giving him the chance to get well. Hes already made progress, hes eating and trying to walk. Why kill him when he has a chance yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

War is hell

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Aye, that it is. #ShotsForSpartacus

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"These mice should know when they're conquered!" https://media3.giphy.com/media/4PbM0TMNlJf68/200_s.gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might have the cure here http://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/pet-safety-tips/mouse-and-rat-poison-rodenticides-poisonous-to-dogs-cats/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish you had posted this earlier. He did not make it. Thank you though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A true warrior, I pray he lives.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, he lost the battle against death.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A shame.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7:55 AM EST. Spartacus still lives! A bit groggy, but after his ordeal overnight I dont blame him

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is honestly the most important thing I have going on right now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe its time to look into no-kill mouse traps?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If only the rest of my family felt the same way. Perhaps after this saga Ill be able to convince them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait... you poison him and then set out to cheer on his survival?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My family are the ones who put out the poison, yes. But if it didnt kill him, then he deserves a second chance at life.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Breed him and make super rats immune to poison.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I require an update in the morning, @OP.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

SPARTACUS STILL LIVES (7:55ish EST)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Updates will absolutely be provided. Hes in a safe place for the evening, Ive done all I can for the time being.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Update looked forward to, good on you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Current time: 1:42 AM EST. Checked up on the little spartan. Spartacus still lives.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tell the men, the general lives!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marvellous!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0