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If you're tired of fumbling for the end of a roll of tape, use a paperclip
I saw this a few months back as a trick for hanging your sweaters. No more dents
morehumanthanhuman
Thanks I was looking for some ideas on how to make my flat look more trashy
frostybox
haha fuckin milk jugs everywhere, for everything
lkat
That does not look like an "almost finished" jar of Nutella
HateMailHero
I imagine some fat fuck spewing out that advice and just shrugging off eating a whole jar of Nutella and pint of ice cream
iamnotsteve
Why the hell are we nailing a comb to the wall?
iamthisguy247
So you can find it later, duh.
TheFrenchToastMassacreLady
If I turned my toaster sideways and did the grilled cheese thing, it would go great until my bitch of a toaster launched it across the room
KrondorMocker
SFCrawNik
Getting a bit too pinteresty.
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
"Use this time to reflect on the poor decisions you've made." Got me rolling
chooseday
People are too lazy to scrunch the end of the tape up. They aren't going to get a paper clip..
amishcannoli
How does the sun absorb moisture if I put a pillow in a sunbeam?
MrPredator
rchecka
If you can't hammer a nail without smashing your fingers then you are a yoink.
IAmTheBadW01f
No, the sun will not absorb moisture no matter how many damp pillows you leave out!
GunstarHero
I would be so unhappy to open a pringles can to find uncooked pasta
Verldemert
It's the sowing kit / cookie can all over again.
GunstarHero
If people just put a giant label that said Pasta or Sewing Kit then we could avoid the disappointment
JesseJames18241
Same tin, same spot, and same disappointment for years.
SugaBebbe
What if you opened a Pringles can and found cooked pasta?
GunstarHero
Like opening it to find spaghetti and meatballs in the tube? That could be alright
bigblindguy
But pasta is a food. Pringles are a fucking abomination that are not legally allowed to be labelled "potato chips" in many countries.
GunstarHero
Alright then. What if you had a big can that said pasta, and then you got Pringles?
bigblindguy
I'd fucking riot.
oTheoMikeo
END IT WITH ICE CREAM.
JamesTotally
Make your own fancy cheese at home!
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ShooterMcGavinsBreakfast
Pretty much all of life has been hacked now. What are they going to hack next?
prodeluxe
The matrix
Abbeel
Or if you're going to buy one of those massive 10 dollar candles just drop the 2 bucks on a stick lighter.
ClaymoreDog
Or just turn the candle upside down. Flame goes up. No burnt fingers.
cfgtech
They're one dollar at the Dollar store
nicehulk
I tried the spaghetti trick, once. Smelled fucking horrible.
deinfavorit
Or those huge ass matches. They´re probably even cheaper than a stick lighter.
AmyBethMegJo
But a strand of spaghetti will useful for lighting the candles on my birthday cake next month.
elbdms
Want to remove clutter from your life? Throw all your crap in the recycling bin, and buy solutions for these problems when they come up.
clutchthepearls
Or, you know...just turn the candle.
thisnameisntfunny
$10? Have you seen how much Yankee Candles retail for? My wife is sending me to the poor house. At least it will smell nice, though.
CaptainBergatron
Wives and candles... She just won't stop buying them
eion85
I started making my own. Soy wax, wicks, pour pot, and fragrance from amazon. Reuse the glass jars from expensive candles, and save.
TisNagim
look for their buy 2 get 2 coupons that are in quite a few sunday-newspaper shitty-advertisement booklets, smell nice for twice as long
throw1211
$10 that's cute, my favourite candle from B&BW was $30. Light it with a barbeque lighter.
tehWolffz0r
B&BW usually has good deals for the nice candles though and you can end up getting 3 for $30 half the time.
therealpopkiller
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED A BAGEL TOTE?!?!
FsImgur
You obviously live in a cave.
Amythyst
And why the fuck is there room for the spindle in the middle of your bagel sandwich?
SupraJZA80
Don't actually use CD cases for food. They're not designed for food. Likely toxic...
AmyBethMegJo
To take it somewhere? Work, a picnic, the dentist's office...
DOCT0RWH0
I just use a ziploc bag if I'm taking it to work, bagels are pretty sturdy without any protection, but the tote would be re-usable
bachterman
and the ziploc ain't?
baconsmellsreallygood
The tote was not designed for food storage though and is not regulated by FDA. Most CD spindles are polycarbonates usually containing BPA.
CasualFridayHandjob
I scrolled down just enough to only read "How to use a laser pointer" and I was like "well first off you've already fucked up start over"
Luminousfox
Same, "pull tip off and point straight into eye"
HumanLaurganism
But really, I'd be so pissed if I reached for a can of forgotten Pringles and found nothing but uncooked spaghetti
YesIamTheDevilButIDontExistSoDontListenToMeBesidesIamNotADoctor
Tip #80: Don't wipe too hard or you'll bleed
AlphaWHH
Just the tip.
Verldemert
I clicked it and was so confused.
Snooj
I like how one tells you how to repurpose a clothes pin and another tells you to rip apart a clothes hangar to replace your clothes pin.
rostit
NO. putting a ketchup nozzle on your vacuum is a great way to overheat the motor.toothpaste is too coarse to fix headlights.
FsImgur
Instructions unclear. Vacuum now filled with toothpaste.
CatPresident
"Hacks" they're TIPS! Reposted tips I might add.
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
Jesus Christ some of these aren't tips they're just things that you can build for your house but with no actual building instructions
TisNagim
quite a few of them are really shitty tips at that...
Unquote
Clean a blender with soap, like holy fuck I would've never thought!
srslydude
My dad figured that one out all by himself, and he doesn't even do dishes.
AairBear
Who the fuck even has that many colored pencils?
whatsupitsem
Artists who use colored pencils. When you get into the higher quality brands you can end up with a lot. Those probabaly aren't Crayola
ZebraCockSandwich
looks like a classroom setting to me.
furiousfish
#5 you can just buy regular clips why would you ruin a perfectly good hanger
RoantheAvenger
It's the crappy hangers you can get for free when you buy new clothes.
eion85
Those are not perfectly good hangers. They suck. Horribly way to hang pants.
baconsmellsreallygood
Why cant you use clothes pins if you seriously are looking to do that?
flapperfemmefatale
do people even own clothespins anymore? i just hand clothes on the hanger.
frpgn
#16 DON'T DO THIS! Using this on tech can create airborne static and fry your electronics! There are special antistatic vacuums for this.
FsImgur
You're going to fry your keyboard with a ketchup nozzle?
killerjerick
There's antistatic vacuums with a usb port? :P
frpgn
Fuck, I miscounted. #17
Pip308
How long will a crayon burn if its not an emergency?
DanteHicks79
Several.
Rebel91
Until it creates an emergency.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Forever
Sariad
4
MissSpaceFace
Bout three fiddy.
AmyBethMegJo
Until the world burns.
Zergt
Days
mykiredd
30 minutes per crayon
Pip308
Holy 4 year reply batman. Browsing random are we?
mykiredd
Well yes, yes we are.
wellthatslikejustyouropinionman
Good god what year is it!
frostybox
i know, who the fuck still has cassette cases? I don't even have cd cases
DickInAToaster
http://e.lvme.me/tgc2a3l.jpg
unicornnuggets
I still cannot fold a fitted sheet to save my life.
FilthyRapscallions
Nobody can. It's just a myth.
princesstigerliciaface
Yeah that photo has never helped me understand
Amythyst
It's easy. Throw it at the nearest available adult capable of folding fitted sheets while you fold the rest of your laundry.
Etal00
I have my own way that works well.
kuatron
Nope. I just throw into the closet and admire my wrinkled masterpiece later
AmyBethMegJo
I can. But I don't.
frostybox
its easy, in half and tuck the corners into each other - one right side out and one inside out, repeat.
frostybox
of course my mother didnt fucking show me this till i was like 26
5Fingers
The image used in this post is from a Martha Stuart book from ~15 years ago and it helped me learn how to fold fitted sheets. Try it out >
5Fingers
if knowing how to fold fitted sheets is important to you. Basically you fold the corners into each other and then fold the curved parts >
5Fingers
into straight lines to match the width of your top sheet and then fold into a square. It's not going to be as smooth as the flat sheet, >
5Fingers
but it will still make you feel grown up when you can do it and you can show up your perfect older sister you thinks she knows everything.