TheFullmetalAlchemist
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Apr 14, 2017 7:33 AM
TheFullmetalAlchemist
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malfunctionm1ke
0x1CEB00DA
So what? That's absolutely normal ... and now lead me to your pot of gold
yourewastingyourlife
fastlanefreddy
Focus on your career in your 20's. Your earning potential will be very attractive in your 30's.
BloodofHeroes
You better stay away from that 15 year old pecker then!
ProgeriaProstitutes
No, you're 13 OP. Just read the chart, how is that so difficult?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Got a beard though, so still winning.
OfficialMonsantoPR
When I was ten I was fucking tall. They projected I'd be 6'3 or 6'4. I pretty much stopped growing that year. Now I'm 20 and 5'5.
JustThePGTips
Natural History Museum in London?
outlierz
Should be nude to see how you truly compare.
Aturton
RoAnnon
stop slouching, stand up straight!
DrFartstheTRex
His little brother is much taller though.
ExtraWoody
Diverge
Weird. I do recall having a dick when i was 10..
CutieDork
According to the chart you're about 13
TheGhoast
Really? No "that's a penis" gif anywhere in here?!
Molvanian
This post requires bananas.
pladamirvutin
are you a hobbit
Zeusifer6
Well you're cute, so you've got that going for you. I like shorter guys ;)
Technomage13
Are you the dwarf boyfriend getting out of prison?
StarboardSide
MrAskani
You spelt short wrong.
jowonka
You spelled spelled wrong
37PiecesOfFlair
yoshi
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/spelt
Wastingmytimeonimgur
It seems you are more like 14
QTPIXIE
I'm 26 and 4ft8
MuFugginFudge
As a guy?
QTPIXIE
Alas no, but still it's a pain in the butt lol
Zucheto
Nobody likes you
eclect0
Probably because he's on the verge of spontaneous combustion.
spacebeers
Woe is he.
killjoy6715
MRW you are getting downvoted for this great comment
CheesecakeParade
It took me a second. I'm sure others would downvote without a second thought
Umfri
Username checks out.
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
That's because he never drinks his milk everyday.
Ozarck
No it doesn't. He's got both arms.
IRespondWithAnimeGIFSsometimesbecauseIhavenothingbettertodo
And I bet he has a leg too, damn half-asser.
Sogeking
DaKiller54
Sogeking the great sniper,do you have any form of weapon that can increase the Fullmetal alchemist's height?
AxelYamanaka
WHO YOU CALLIN A PIPSQUEAK SO SHORT....
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
As does mine
ImLyingToYouGuys
IMayOrMayNotWriteSometimes
Total shrimp
WatsonRaymes
Am I missing something here? Can someone please explain why its cool to be an A-hole to this guy right now?
user82650
He posted the pic himself
bthighlander
I believe that's what he expected when he posted this. Otherwise, he's a doof.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
It's not our fault that someone makes a cringy post like this.
Vectorman2
He was fishing for sympathy but came up a little short
yamatto
well played.
LittleAldy
ayyyy lmao
Earan
That's not even OP, and the photo is at least a year old
WatsonRaymes
You make me wish Hitler succeeded
Vectorman2
Aww i love you too little buddy!
GODDAMNlT
what? Or the person thought it was a funny photo....
CaptainADHD
80percentlegs
Fuckin swish
biggreencow
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5cd0e595d4934859f759f4377d27512f/tumblr_inline_oe2nv4phdh1si8va3_500.gif
MiniHakkero
Definitely dotted for future use
stirmysoultogigglemode
That username.
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
Aaaaaaand stolen
YourWaifuIsTrash
LiterallyAWizard
PhallicNinja
TastyBrainMeats
Dishonor on your cow!
definitelynotawolf
lordofhouselurker
skysailor93
I'm in the same boat. 23 and 5'3
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skysailor93
We're a small but tight community
Alphaturdhat2412
And when we are old fucks, we'll be like 4"10.
TheFairyGodmothe
22/F 5.10 ft. Wanna trade?
skysailor93
Absolutely
definitelynotanorca
I'm the opposite I'm 5 yrs old and 23 ft
definitelynotanorca
I am also definitely not an orca
mt77932
39 and 5'4" checking in.
TheDepartmentofRedundancyDepartment
34 and 5'4" annnd a half! Gotta have that half in there to show I'm much taller. With shoes of course
Alphaturdhat2412
And of course buying the shoes with the thickest soles. Boots are my fav
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
I'm 53 and 2'3"
tarataqa
I'm 58 and 6'...It gets better.
somenumbers
31 and 5'6. Ish. I'm short.
DoctorOwly
I'm 25 and 5'1" so I win!!!! Or.... Lose
animatronicvelcrorat
26 and 5'2"...
AndyBoldly
Same here
IAmTheGorilla
I feel your pain. 23 and 5'2''. Damn Hispanic genetics.
cr4zyiv4n
22/m 5'1. Y'all sayin 5'5 like its a bad thing
skysailor93
My heart goes out to you
skysailor93
I mean 5'4. Every inch matters
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
That's what she said.
Fistouille
How tall are you?
TJnr1
*small
ENCHANTMEN
How high are you
putzcommander
Tree fitty
ahhhndroo
Yes
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
23
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Yes
bigdog1983
he's like ... twelve :P
SsSsSs111112232
23, didn't you read?
CitrusAss
350
SpikeSpiegeil
30 speed
honeybadger314
Ha! Excellent reference.
KamikazeKrasian
6FT4RowsforUCD
TheUnicornProcess
Iwilldominate
OneAngryPacifist
.
mentallychallengeaccepted
ABOUT 13 YEARS OLD ACCORDING TO GRAPH
BLutz23
23
coyotPumpkinStar
Did you mean "how short are you"?
LetsGoMakeMistakes
How tall aren't you? :3
Talmorean
Somewhere between West Farthing and Buckland.
Xplode441
Damn son.
Aquick20dollars
inquisitivespaniards
Bananas ain't no joke people. We need banana for scale
Paroxzyme
When will they learn?
nasukkin
About 1.2 babb units.
NothingToAdd
Looks like about 13.5 years
ImFunAtGrammarParties
How many bananas is that?
mdperes4
Accurate
AllHailKarlKingOfDucks
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Give this man you're fucking upvotes you donkey brained sluts!!!
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ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Your going to loose you're shit win i tale you what their teaching are children in school.
Bretyouvegotitgoingon
*your
TheMightyKibbless
*urine
superiorninja
Why the fuck did you get downvoted?
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Cuz i insulted the mighty imgurians and had a typo. Its all gravy tho. Happens to the best of us.
ThemHardNutz
If I was just 2 hours and 15 min earlier
khalimwu
you mean shorter...
ThemHardNutz
No, this was my joke, he posted it 3 hours before I saw the post
khalimwu
jokes...you dont get them.