Objectively better

Jan 20, 2026 5:10 AM

portsherry

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I'm often wary of things "objectively better". Do what works best for you.

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"This kills the crab" ...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Owning one new shell and renting the other is so capitalist.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I mean sometimes something *is* "objectively better". It's just that perhaps sometimes that description was applied when it shouldn't have been.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's objectively better by some metric you don't care about, like a car that has a max speed of 300 mph instead of 200 mph

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give it some time. You'll grow into it.

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

FUN FACT! The largest hermit crab species, the Giant Hermit Crab (Petrochirus diogenes) grows to about the size of a coconut!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't the line up and start trading if this happens?
Or is that another internet lie

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

They do but only if they can get back to their own to wait

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Correct https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1dnocPQXDQ

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Correct - it's a lie, or correct - it's not a lie?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would seem to cost you 1 YouTube view to make that determination

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Or, hear me out - people can learn to communicate properly.

Wild idea, I know.

Seven.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Knowledge, the genuine kind, takes effort. Always has, always will.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0