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Hey Devin Nunes! Hey Mitch McConnell! Hey Donald ‘Traitor’ Trump!
Jul 24, 2016 7:57 PM
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3leggedfishy
Stewart/Colbert 2024
Zugswang
I'm using that last gif for fake sob stories that end with the Loch Ness monster asking for tree fiddy.
Shogun1952
Jon Stewart is sorely missed, and greatly needed.
BlackElkSpeaks
Great rant, watched the whole thing
thebakedpotat0
If I'm not mistaken, he was actually talking to Fox News, not "people who want their country back"...
CforC
Please come back Jon. We need you now more than ever!
gebsmith1
Did he also do a piece on Obama saying we should support the police yet his administration is a major opponent of the bill?
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
"We're live..."
Merrak
As serious and kickass as the moment was. When Colbert popped back up to say that, I lost my shit.
NeOxJokeR
Fuck it, we'll do it live!!!!
Suhpreme
Fucking thing SUCKS!
theDogWhisper
I giggled at the moment
MrDoucheMcGee
Jon Stewart needs to run for president
JackScagnetti1
He is a very likable guy but he lacks experience. But then again who doesn't have more experience than trump.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
It's that a clip-on tie with a tee shirt?
ErikClemmensen
Yeah. It goes with the bit that they were doing, someone linked the source if you're interested
FiascoBadmandry
There is no real America..... meditate on that imgur people... there is NO REAL AMERICA...
rumandbass
Lol at the responses to this comment. What Stewart is mocking is this belief that certain groups of people make up a "real america". false.
missing7
False.
HereInDuckburg
Lay off the crack
CrazyCatLad
Mmm'kay.
ThePirateCatsRule
He speaks a lot of sense.
Badgertoes
He looks like a raving hobo these days.
HereInDuckburg
Still sounds like one too
yak3ftw
Rude. Hobos are better then that.
stygyan
I would fuck him so bad.
zapsmass
Bring the thunder Mr. Stewart.
doodiepants
Where mah country gone?
0956
Where your country gone? NO where mah country gone!
HarkuwarOberoi
I really like Chuck Mangeone
Treblaine
It's a non-meme https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=want%20our%20country%20back he's not addressing actual right wing sentiments
doodiepants
I just like mr. Garrison.
Treblaine
Chivaxsienpre209
any source on the video??
mizmoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik
Chivaxsienpre209
thanks
mizmoose
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNiqpBNE9ik
youknowwhyimhere6969
dot dot dot
mizmoose
Also: I adore the Stewart & Colbert Bromance. They're so adorable.
Zanarknd
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SomethingIncoherent
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RugalIngtail
Did anyone else get goosebumps watching and -hearing- Stewart again? I know I did.
panccini
dat sauce tho
RhymingEverything
<3
itso
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adrianfez
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LittleOmar
Does John ever use armed security ?
homicidalslayer
Comedy Central required that he be escorted to & from his car, but I've gone back 10 years of candid pap photos and those are the only ones
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
You betcha
homicidalslayer
Also, there's no visible confirmation that the guards were armed.
crookedrook
I thought he was retiring. What happened?
ladybird2223
This happened - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GFVKMTJUos
ImmortalAzrael
Trump happened.
d0o0o0d
He realized that between the DNC's corruption and Hillary's ineptitude, greed, and venality, Trump might pull it off.
Badgertoes
He missed his soap box.
LizardEnterprises
What? lol no. He's executive producer of the daily, nightly, and late shows, and has shown up on full frontal.
LizardEnterprises
He didn't retire from show business, he just retired from having to watch Fox News for 8 hours every day. I'm pretty sure it was killing him
Odiin46
What's the 9/11 bill thing about?
iwanttomountndewya
I believe it was a promise to give healthcare to first responders on 9/11. A LOT of them needed it, and ppl BLOCKED IT
herrau
I really wish this guy was still on air, but I guess years of watching the bullshit of the US takes its toll. Dude's smart as hell.
angelwkw3
Trevor Noah is quite a good replacement if you still watched the Daily show.
herrau
I have and he's decent, but Stewart has a personality that I like. Maybe Noah will somedy be as good.
LizardEnterprises
You could see it his last year. He was just miserable. I'm glad he retired; I missed him, but frankly he deserves happiness.
gebsmith1
Have you seen him debate without writers behind him? He's dumb as dirt.
n0tJesus
Thats inaccurate.
herrau
I have. Still smart.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
https://youtu.be/D0qIH7oRnGk This is Hannity's pathetic response to Jon the next day.
ThisIsGod
What an elegant retort..."ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS, PEOPLE R POOR SO U CANT TALK, ASS ASS ASS ASS"
sybildiscontent
Uhhh...isn't Hannity ALSO disgustingly rich? So shouldn't that *not* be a point of contention that he tries to slam Jon for? Just sayin'.
ImmortalAzrael
I like how he didn't address a single thing that Jon Stewart actually said.
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Apparently we have a 30% unemployment rate too?
Luscus
He's right.. but only if you count every person not employed, including children and the retired.
MeowMckittyface
His clip on tie on a Tshirt really gives off the "I'm retired" feel. Great Job Jon! You're on point with both your tie & words!
confanity
If you watched the actual show, you'd know that the clip-on tie is a joke.
MeowMckittyface
I know it's a joke. That's why I commented it giving off the "I'm retired" feel. It made me chuckle thus- getting the joke.
confanity
Somehow I read your comment as sarcastic and critical. Maybe it's time for a break from this damn site.
MeowMckittyface
It's all good baby baby. ;-)
mcbotulism
If there's anything worse than corrupt, hypocritical right-wing politicians, it's being lectured by sanctimonious left-wing celebrities.
yaxplz
You're right, but no one's willing to hear it or acknowledge it.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Jon Stewart is ridiculously central. The problem lies in the fact that the US barely has any actual politicians on the left. Use the 1/2
mcbotulism
HereInDuckburg
All you can really do is laugh haha. Liberals come up with some funny ideas
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Americans come up with funny some funny ideas too.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
2/2 political compass so see where most of them are on the spectrum. Both current candidates are far right and authoritarian.
crookedrook
Easy speed racer.
gebsmith1
Central? Seriously? He's admitted he's unfair and gives the excuse that it's just comedy.
Nalianna
The problem is Trump (and by extension, his followers) are SOOOOOO far right, they see the middle... as the left.
ImTooLazyToComeUpWithaWittyUsername
Jon Stewart is an elitist.
TacoFox
[Citation Needed]
rumandbass
read: Stewart says rational things, but those disagree with my worldview and agenda.
algoritham
Nailed it.
subtextsuplex
Sorry, a nation belongs to its citizens. You and the other leftist elites may like it otherwise, but that's not the way it is.
AnshulSanam
What he is saying is that America isn't an monolithic thing with specific values. America means different things for different people
ladybird2223
It may belong to it's citizens but he is saying that America isn't a white, middle-aged, evangelical entity. It is a melting pot.
subtextsuplex
That's true, but the problem is that the heat is getting turned off. A lot of alienation stems from the implicit encouragement (1/2)
subtextsuplex
for everyone to have their own special minority groups to associate with. This attitude is bringing animosity to all Americans. (2/2)
algoritham
Whats it like being part of a dying breed?
CanadianCanadianCanadian1
Lots of people talk about taking their country back. It's a common cliche spouted by all politicians
Treblaine
And it's had very little to do with this cycle https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=want%20our%20country%20back nor Christianity either.
xyrax
Nah thats a right wing thing. They are the political nostalgia party. Even in the 50's people yearned for the "good old days" of the 1900's.
TheAlmightyDwightSchrute
Doesn't make it right though.
imooforyou
Not in this context. What liberal has been spouting that? Most values they have are about accepting new norms. Thats not nostalgia.
Treblaine
in 2004 they were not keen to accept the new-norm of a Bush presidency.
Cheomesh
"I am a True Roman, of the Old Style!"
CanadianCanadianCanadian1
Make Rome great again!
IncenseWithLures
British Christian here, me too. Most people I hear say it haven't seen a Church in years. Most don't have friends from different cultures1/2
Treblaine
Christianity has mattered less this election than any prior election, Hill/Bern/Trump none have anything to say about Christianity.
IncenseWithLures
Most haven't the slightest idea of engaging with the world and loving people. brexit is sore for me now. 2/2
TheAlmightyDwightSchrute
American agnostic here. My dad was a Minister. He left because the church is just as corrupt and full of BS. Hence why I am agnostic.
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
I'm a Christian and when I hear people say, "This country needs to return to Christ" I always openly disagree with them.
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ratfaceddog
Turns out the Constitution is the foundation of our society, and it expressly forbids theocracy, or even a state religion.
CanadianCanadianCanadian1
Good for your. A secular government is always the way to go.
Cheomesh
As a Marylander - supposed birthplace of Religious Freedom - thank you.
IncenseWithLures
As a christian, I feel like I'm crazy for believing in the virtue of a secular state.
LearnedCoward
Catholic here. I agree 110%
samsonguy920
At this point you have to ask, "Whose Christ do you want it to return to?"
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
This country needs less institutionalized religion and more common sense.
itsahollyday2
And more grace
MyManservantClaude
Amen
Chivaxsienpre209
fuck i miss himn on the daily show
Clancy117
Me too friend. Me too. :'(
JohnnyTitelips
Yeah, Trevor Noah is okay I guess, but come on. Can't follow that guy adequately, no matter who you are.
Direkt4
Trevor Noah is better.
jmac63
I think he misses himself on the daily show too
Baconthief1994
He would be massively depressed with all the shootings every day and the election. I love john, so he needs to be away
MooblyDooblyWoobly
I think Noah will do okay eventually, but Stewart was an icon. And Wilmore disgraces Colbert's time slot.
iwanttomountndewya
I really like Noah, he isn't Jon and he shouldn't be. Wilmore is I'M BLACK ISN'T THAT FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA jeezus
Baconthief1994
I wish they kept with the satire
MooblyDooblyWoobly
I don't think anybody could do satire like colbert though.
ASAPSleep
I hate Wilmore and his racist/sexist agenda sooooo much
Heathen92
He was a great speaker and I usually agreed with him but I never liked him going "It's a comedy show" whenever anyone called him on... 1/
Heathen92
well, anything really. Colbert and Oliver do the same. Jon's miles better than the new guy though. 2/2
thorkild91
I mean it is a comedy show though.... What do you want from them if sometimes stuff gets off. They are paid to write funny stuff. Not news
LondonRainfall
That was the satire of it. Comedy show w/ factual bits while "news" shows don't have to be (they are labeled as entertainment)
Heathen92
Things said in jest are still things said?
fructosecornsyrup
I wonder if he would've retired had he known the extent of craziness this election cycle would bring.
samsonguy920
He's doing this little return performance because of the election. But it's nothing committing. He's enjoying being out of the limelight.
johnvictor
Honestly, he looks a lot more relaxed, a lot healthier. Like there was a huge weight lifted from him.
SuperfluousMeh
perhaps not having to deal with this shit every night made him want to retire?
Chivaxsienpre209
exactly plus 100 if i could give those points to you...
SuperfluousMeh
right?! I mean seriously, look how grey the poor guy's become.
BushBakedBeams
The new guy just doesn't do it for me.
MrRandom314159
Agreed, but I wonder how much is just experience. Jon had, what, two, three decades of working on the show?
MrRandom314159
It just had its 20th anniversary a couple days ago, so it essentially had 19 years of timing and practice. Trevor Noah's okay. For now.
LizardEnterprises
Give him some time. Stewart had that show for 16 years. Noah's stuff now is much better than early Stewart.
DoctorMama
Agreed
ArtificialRandomness
And it's the writers. They are horrible. Oooo, and the co-anchors are fucking retarded
LivingDecomposition
He's getting better, but Jon set the bar higher than we could've expected any replacement to get to.
officialcaptainkirk
I really like Trevor, he had some great stand-up, but Jon's veteran experience really shined through. Trevor needs some years still :)
Chivaxsienpre209
personaly i think hes okay, just that idk if he can handle the pressure of the political news like stewert did.
JohnFloorwalker
1)Cause you could tell Jon leaned let on most issues, but he pointed out bull shit no matter the issue. This guy just picks the left for all
JohnFloorwalker
2)stories because I dunno. Completely ignores important details just for the sake of being on the left. Jon pointed out all the bull.
Chivaxsienpre209
thank you, could not have put it better myself.
apik
Yeah, Jon was all around super sophisticated and reasonable. It's how he pulled in so many moderates. And how he got Crossfire off the air.
Snarkoleptic
I think that most people outside the US are a different type of left than you, and you see that as unbalanced. Jon understood the US better.
superafleck
though he has been in US for few years,trevor still trying to figure out US politics.he fairly pointed out hillary's bullshit& lies though.
qwicksilfer
He's nicer to look at though.
TabletsForPorn
I'll take jew daddy Jon over baby face Trevor any day
Chauxsitty
Jew daddy Jon :'D
superafleck
shaved trevor over shaved jon. but bearded lumberjack jon wins all the way
FlareonTheFalseProphet
he's not bad... but he's nowhere near Jon's level
JohnFloorwalker
To be fair Jon started the Daily Show in the early 90s & has had more than a decade to hone his craft. Trevor is just getting started.
Shohanna
It's more then that, it falls flat and he isn't from here and it shows.
JohnFloorwalker
*** late 90s.
Heathen92
The product wasn't really the daily show. It was Jon Stewart. Naturally the new guy can't measure since, you know, he's Trevor.
MydeslyxiasFunnyToMe
Ehhh, Steward made the daily show what is was. Craig Ferguson did it before Steward & he wasn't much better than the new guy
AstartesLibrarius
Craig Kilborn, not Craig Ferguson. Ferguson would've been funny.
JohnFloorwalker
Yeh, I meant started on the daily show, you know what i mean.
YouAreNotARobot
It was a completely different show before Jon Stewart. It was all about pop culture bullshit.
JackScagnetti1
True but most of his jokes are lame
JohnFloorwalker
My point is so was Jon's jokes when he first started.
DrunkCPA
As a liberal I really wish he would take on the DNC scandal
n0tJesus
If he had his show he would. He is a liberal fo sho, but not a democrat.
Skawomplious
He won't, he knows where his bread is buttered.
kiddub
What scandal? Who's surprised? I'd like to see the RNC emails as they watched their party burn.
TheAlmightyDwightSchrute
He is anti-Trump so it wont happen.
JohnnyTitelips
He won't. He's out of the business. I'd give my left nut for him to come back though.
CWMoudi
I'm more interested as to what happened to make you prefer your right nut over the left.
JohnnyTitelips
I'm right-handed.
CWMoudi
https://m.popkey.co/8beb71/LqQW8.gif
JAC0BY
I would also give my left nut but do two left buts make a right?
JohnnyTitelips
Always
reux
If Clinton is weakened it only helps Trump. As a liberal, I hate the situation. As a gay man, I fucking want liberal SC justices.
Shohanna
You sure as hell aren't going to get it with Hillary or Obama,look at who OBAMA nom?! That pos rw nutjob is still waiting for confirmation.
TheMetalDiplomat
You think Merrick Garland is a right-wing nutjob? I've always heard him described as a sober, moderate, well-respected judge.
Shohanna
Depends on which side of the political divide, I have read some of his rulings. Rather not have him on the SC.
DrunkCPA
Completely agree. Except the gay part not so much me
Snarkoleptic
It doesn't need to be for you specifically. But for people you care about now or later on who might be gay.
HereInDuckburg
Is he your liberal champion
DrunkCPA
He's honest at least. Biased as hell but honest, and funny. I want him to rip on the scandal not defend it
HereInDuckburg
At least you acknowledge his bias. Step 1.
rumandbass
Would you consider principles to be biases?
HereInDuckburg
Oh give me a fucking break hahaha
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I feel like he gives Clinton his support, though.
TheAlmightyDwightSchrute
He does because he isn't going to let Trump win at all costs.