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Jul 2, 2015 3:52 PM

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You mean Uh Jeff Uh goldblum Uh

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#8 It's Stuart Little!

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Tumblr thinks they're so dark and horrible. It's funny

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Apple juice doesn't have seeds in it though; it'd be more like amniotic fluid.

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Changing my name on facebook to Edgar Allan Bro.

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Dear God, I am my reflection!!! O.O

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The scuba diving one... Ya fuck that.

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#37 Look at me. I'm the Captain now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was in love, she took balniegh, what more could I say

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To be fair that sushi looks like Frozone

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The last one. Prime minister of Canada is nic cage. Do it Hollywood.

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The first one really only works if you use the British pronunciation for buoy, i.e. "boy". Americans pronounce it more like "boo-eee".

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Seriously, tho. Why IS Nicholas Cage on the cover of a Serbian biology text book?

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That paper plane one is actually fishing line. The wind directions would cancel each other out and the plane would drop.

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That oxygen thing is total BS

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When I was a toddler I got lost in a supermarket. I've always understood finding nemo

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I did the same only it was in France and I lived in Ireland. I thought I was gonna have to live in a French supermarket forever...

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Did Ellen Degeneres find you and help bring you home?

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This scenario seems entirely plausible to me

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My navy friend is serving on an Aircraft carrier. almost drowned because the fear of looking into the abyss while swimming froze him.

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That shit would scare the fuck out of me too. I mean shit dude it's kind of like if you were out in space but not hooked up to anything.

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Guy in the diving photo is a family friend of ours, William Trubridge. Holds the world freediving record currently. From NZ!

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When we did our deep sea swim thing I was fucking scared shitless.

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He was fine until he went underwater and the sense of holy shit took over him. Special kind of fear staring into an endless void.

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