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My pets, not so much
Apr 16, 2017 4:58 AM
numnumz
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2829
166
My pets, not so much
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
When I met you last night, Mr Boots Before you opened up your gap I had respect for you Mr Boots But now I take it all back
djsadbeats
Welcome to the club
Princess0fCats
Yesterday, I sang 'You're an orange cat' to the tune of 'Hit the road jack'. My orange cat wasn't amused.
zapsmass
I sing "Ain't No Sunshine" to my dog when his mommy leaves for work.
makeloveandwar
Omg I thought I was the only one!
InboxMeYourOwls
We have 2 pits, Brutus and Luna, so when I sing a song, I gotta sing about Bru and Lu.
ImaSithDuh
I used to sing 'Bullet With Butterfly Wings' to my pet rats while cleaning their cage.
sleepinginthebigbed
me too!!!! 'despite all your rage your still just a rat in a cage'
CorgisAndPickles
So I sing "Little baby finnegan!" and then my boyfriend wherever he is in the house will shout as the backup singer "FINNEGAN" every time
kittiesundkuchen
She came in like an Abigirl, meaow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
maggooo
We have a song we sing to our dog.. its about how he travels to the moon. We're weird
darkershadeofpale
phychotic
I sing my cat to sleep. He's good cat. He puts up with my songs but will shush me with his paw after a while. So precious.
died0
Me too
McCatums
Who the hell doesn't!?
stormegedendarklordofall
@OP how do they react?
numnumz
My dog just looks as me like he knows he's adopted
RedReddington
My wife to our cat: "You say goodbye, and I say Gizmo. Gizmo, Gizmo, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say Gizmo."
dolphindreamsandsatan
If only there was a song about Penny Lane
I0VE525P00GE
You...are as mad as a bag of ferrets and I think you are awesome
dolphindreamsandsatan
YOU are as mad as a bag of ferrets! And that's something I never thought I'd hear coming out of my mouth, er, fingertips. You're awesome too
mrwusernamenottaken
I do this, and the longer it goes on, every word gets replaced with my dog's name.
squidpizza
eventually it just turns to "Dog dog-dog dog, dog dog-dog" and you realize you're the crazy cat lady.
RamblingClam
And "oh baby" etc. becomes "oh doggy
iouoneusername
I feel slightly less weird now when I do the same.
modsm20
FicusMagnus
I randomly inject their names in everything
FicusMagnus
When having sex people say "Oh my god" I say "Oh my Chacky" for example.
yakastan
I love doing that! Except Remington has no real rhymes so it gets bad pretty fast
PaulofArrakis
That's why you name your dog Layla and Lola. That way you just sing the songs, no injection required.
LisaMegatron
I have a kitty named Lola. She was a showgirl.
purplephonecase
Some of us have enough time to waste that we make up our own songs for our dogs... I am that person.
Demikmj
This must be a very common trait. I also sing to my cat "meow meow meow." For the record I'm married to a human male.
DrunkenWeasel
Iggy Iggy Iggy can't you see somehow your ears just hypnotize me...my favorite I've come up with.
CasualWaterboarding
I randomly inject people on the street with hepatitis!
corbynDallas
I randomly inject people with sausage
DocSarah
Cat's name is Penny Lane. Since there are no good songs about Penny Lane, had to get creative. P-p-p-penny and the Jets. Penny! Pennaay!
I0VE525P00GE
Penny lane..is in my ears and up my arse! I drive past penny lane everyday on the way to work..fun fact; the local council had to just 1/1
I0VE525P00GE
2/2 paint the name of the street on the wall cos people keep robbing the street signs
tractorist
When you forget lyrics or take a false note
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leftypride
Gracie!! She's so cute.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Every time I see this I laugh… That look, then the pause, then the paw across the face... Perfection.
LuluCthulhu
Wholeheartedly agree. I laugh every time I see it, too.
Fairdinkums
My favourite gif
MentallyChill
Everything I see this I can't help thinking how much that dude looks like Jason Bateman
mattvw13
It's not?!
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
Same
MissBellyWiggle
WHATCHA GONNA DO WIT ALL DAT JIGGLE ALL DAT JIGGLE INSIDE DAT WIGGLE IM GONGONGON GETCHU DRUNK GRTCHU LUMP DRUNK OFF DEEZ LUMPS MY LUMPS
MissBellyWiggle
MY LUMPS MY MOLDY COOL WHIP LUMPS. JIGGLE OUT
MissBellyWiggle
I do too, I mean.
jazzmatazz
"little tiny kitten doing little kitten things, eating from a bowl, chasing mice on string." That's about my cat. Top of the charts soon.
RedPeggy
"She is small and she is sweet - she's got brown feet. She loves us and we love her - she's got fur" is one of mine. I wrote it myself.
dolphindreamsandsatan
A thing of beauty
RedPeggy
You should hear the melody.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
My cat's name is Toast (duh). Most of my songs to her include the words 'roast', 'boast', 'most', and 'Fatty McAsshole'.
RedPeggy
I always sing that awful Des'ree song "toast, ghost, most" to my husband because we both hate it so much. But the lyrics could work for you!
dolphindreamsandsatan
That took a random turn… Love it!
keeniemccormick
I talk to my cat. She carries on conversations with me *cries in cat-lady*
ghostwarlock
When you're kitty & you want to answer back to your human because you love her, but you only speak Meowese
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/BqaEUgQ
leftypride
I would ask my kitty questions all the time. "Tatum, do you love me?" Sometimes she would answer loudly and proudly. Other times she stared.
SouthtownZ
squintish
I find they much prefer to be addressed as Mr. or Miss Kitty Name.
InhumanBanana
So if I'm a dude and do this, is the term "crazy cat-gentleman?"
combatwombat0
Cat-man, cat-man, does whatever a cat-man can
SirCatLord
Hello
TheMightyKibbless
My wife just calls me her crazy cat lady.
CertifiedAgreer
No we're not crazy. They're crazy. They're all crazy. Kill them all.
I0VE525P00GE
I wrote a theme song for my dog..his name is Obi..(Spider-Man theme song)...Obi dog Obi dog, does whatever a dog can do1/1
Dani3113
Hahaha I do this too! Usually old classic songs...he loves it when I sing to him lol
NoChute
I have one for my dog too! We changed Santa Baby. Decker baby, decker doesn't play with his toys. Scared of thunder, yeah decker's kinda 1
NoChute
Scared of the noise. Decker baby, Decker is a really good boy!
I0VE525P00GE
I'm so glad I'm not on my own on this one
I0VE525P00GE
This song is totally stuck in my head now. Tell Decker "UUWRRUUUFFF" from Obi..Obi says he'll know what it means.
NoChute
I'm not sure why, but Decker circled 5 times and howled.
I0VE525P00GE
Obi says it's a super funny "dog only" joke..
I0VE525P00GE
except for swim,except for run,that's because he's obidog, obidooog..here comes the obidog...is he strong, listen guy, he's got a very1/2
I0VE525P00GE
delicate spine, catches balls now and again,he misses them 9 times out of 10..look out here comes the Obidog
PussyLips
ENCORE!
Boopbeepbeep
I0VE525P00GE
I know
BigTex1
Did you burn your house down? Because that mixtape is on fire!
I0VE525P00GE
This may be the alcohol talking but I'm so recording this. I have a music studio that I use to gather dust..I'm sure it was meant for1/1
I0VE525P00GE
greater things
ShakeZula77
Put out an album.
I0VE525P00GE
I actually work in the music industry and have everything I need to record this but unfortunately I have little talent and time.
SomeKindOfPerson
Who said you need talent? That's what autotune is for!
BigDumbFaggot
Do something like this. https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM