Phone clearing meme dump, hope at least one tickles your fancy

Oct 8, 2025 3:59 AM

RoryBory

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#1 I will proudly say that I eat ass. Just bury my face in there and gonna gobble like a turkey.

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#6 *gentle hug*
*forehead kiss*
Glad you're here, hon. :) Keep being who you are.

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#9 that looks like Joan Sims

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#15 game dev here.
The waterfall passage doesn’t open until Ypu pickup the rock in the next village and place it on the tree stump down the road

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#9 a bowl of cereal, apparently

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#4 oh the urge to post his nude scene and say "well duh"

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#19 they do make human trees like that! At least in Denmark, they even have a name! Himst!

It's essentially a box at ceiling height with a ladder going up to it.

You would need a slightly taller than normal ceiling though.

I guess a bunk bed could also count?

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#16 I alao have NPC energy.

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My favorite used to be "buttmunch"

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#10 This image screams "Beautiful Darkness" (horror comic with this art style).

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#8 I found the book, and page 236… damn

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#9 Milk does a body GOOD

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#1 page 236 just FYI

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#15 i have another question for game devs.
Why the f do you put the volume of everything on 100%? Its always the first thing everyone needs to do, lower volume bc its to loud.

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#4 me, 20 years after college, to my college classmate.

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#11 if you can't afford.. homemade is fine

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#20 that's what I need right in the center; Books, Boots & Baubles

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#1 it turns out we were all secretly buttlickers ourselves.

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#8 Sibley Guide to Birds p. 236 seems to be Gull-billed Tern.
https://archive.org/stream/the-sibley-guide-to-birds/The%20Sibley%20Guide%20to%20Birds_djvu.txt

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow I wasted all that time finding it when I should have just checked the comments

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#6 Angela Lansbury is STACKED

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that was supposed to be #9

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The unspoken part is "without consent". :)

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#1 so was "cocksucker" but, you know, times change, things change, usually for the better in the long run

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Yes it had a comeback when Deadwood was playing, made it sound classy

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What do you think about "prostate polisher".

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George Carlin has a good line on cocksucker. To paraphrase, how did we change the term for a wonderful woman to mean a bad man. It’s from his 7 dirty words you can’t say on TV bit

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Was driving by myself when someone cut me off. Fell back on old insults and yelled "you lousy cocksucker". Realized what I said and yelled "there's nothing wrong with sucking cock except you are lousy at it."

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10/10 on the recovery

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#19 If you know an open-minded enough carpenter this is well within the realm of possibility.

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Any carpenter's mind is only as open as the customers wallet. It's a direct correlation.

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Yeah pretty much. And if they don't want to do the job... they'll just write you an obscenely high quote. Then, either you don't want it and they don't have to do it... or you say YES and they get paid a tonne. Either way... Carpenter always wins.

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#1

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Live fast, eat ass. Eat the booty like groceries.

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As a Gen X specimen, I'm pretty sure rim jobs were a thing long before the first millennial was born. We merely called it rimming back in the day instead of eating ass. Google suggests the term rim job goes back to '69 (nice) and the alternate "ream job" is even older. Also, the Knights Templar were disbanded in 1312 for a long list of charges that included anal kissing.

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Tossing the salad

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Millennials sure as hell didn't create the term "Rusty Trombone" - that's on someone else.

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Is anal kissing when someone kisses someone elses anus or when two people make their anuses kiss?

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The Templars were excommunicated because King Phillip didn't want to pay what they were owed so they were thrown under the bus.

Boy, Christianity has changed all that much in the last 700 years or so, huh?

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Apparently they meant this medieval canard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame Which is disappointing. I was hoping some of them had really been into eating ass.

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Yeah, but they came up with a bunch of charges that included heresy, devil worship, sodomy, and the above-mentioned butt kissing (oddly enough as an example of devil worship rather than sodomy)

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