NachosFlandersStyle
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Mar 20, 2016 2:07 PM
NachosFlandersStyle
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Heeeeyyouguuuuys
That's actually adorable.
JonathanHoag
Try not hiding it from him. If my wife were doing this, I'd think it was cute and would play along.
CorneliusCornwall
I do it even even people are home
pirateluke
Thats how nigella started - film it and get yourself a show!
abrakadumbass
do you do a julia child impression? if not, you need to.
Alfredjodocuskwak
Maybe start filming it and posting?
rivitingone
I find it is a little sad that you don't feel able to do the same thing when he is home.
jonnnney
By cooking do you mean ordering take out and then saying, "This is something I made earlier" when the delivery guy arrives?
Crimebot9001
Do you prepare a bit ahead of time?
SinsOftheErectPhoenix
So do I.. when I read the instructions and ingredients behind the label, waiting like a teapot as it microwaves to perfection
Danbamina
Oh my goodness, me too! Don't be ashamed!
Tippster
Do you yell at yourself that the soup is dry n'shit?
thewastelandwanderer
When I start running out of food I imagine I'm on Iron Chef and try to come up with something the fortune teller would like
CaptainAsshole
Where yoy have to bang the judge to win?
schnapps2012
What would make you be terrified for getting caught??
justwatching
Fun! How elaborate? Do you play opener music, and do promo spots on your new cookware?
babysaidmaybe
Sometimes I drink when I cook and pretend I'm hosting My Drunk Kitchen with Hannah Hart.
fartmaster3000
I DO THAT AS WELL! Talking to myself, that is. "How about THOSE bell peppers! Let's add the minced onions and get it to a boil."
StTriniansHeadBoy
I do more than that. I pretend I'm an alien on Big Brother preparing a native meal for people as a special treat.(1/2)
StTriniansHeadBoy
(2/2)Like, I'll explain that carrots grow under the ground, and that mushrooms are a type of fungus. Stuff like that. It's great fun.
D2sb
Film it and YouTube it. I think it would be fun.
samwisebutthurtoverfrodo
wrong use of meme though
StormSaxon
Seems spot on
Stuebydoo
"Here, ladies and gentlemen, is where we eat half of the ingredients while prepping"
HeyOP
Do you use a Julia Child voice?
IWouldLickThat
"and we'll add just a bit more BUTTER!" (I love Julia.)
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Same. It's the best shit ever.
danzigsam
When I cook with my wife we pretend we're on a cooking show. The kids are starting to realize this isn't normal.
immatureIMGURimager
I read your name as danigasm
spoonassassin
TWO MINUTES ON STARTER CHEF!
bertiebeetle4
my mum used to do that when I was a kid - some of my favorite memories!
SassyCanadian
But you are showing them how to be awesome, so it will all work out ;)
wealthychef
Took the words right out of my...keyboard, I guess.
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind3
I'm usually watching you so it pretty much is a cooking show.
Tripletsonmonday
hottttttttttt
BojidarMartinov
Well. I'm watching her. Not the cooking show. Why? Because she's naked the whole time baby . that's why
IOnlyUpvoteKittehs
Plot twist: Gay couple.
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
Plot twist: lesbian gay couple
jimmysuebob
Double-triple Plot twist: Lesbian gay albino tasseled wobble gongs.
foodisbetterwhencooked
I'm going to just leave..... that alright? I'll asume it is.... bye!
yunotpretty
Cam it while showing cleavge. Really popular in japan right now. Some actually make a living of it
immatureIMGURimager
A friend of mine does this on chaturbate in her undies. She gets tons of views.
Zippla
Can confirm.
yunotpretty
Link or didn't happen.
immatureIMGURimager
Haven't spoken to her in like a year, and lost the bookmark when my last phone died :( I need to text her soon cause she's dope regardless
yunotpretty
Now I'm even more disappointed
IvnWng
Why? Do they get to monitize it like YouTube?
immatureIMGURimager
On chaturbate most stuff is live, they monetize actions. Show boobs $3, take off shirt $10, private show $20. Each person is diff though
immatureIMGURimager
& instead of $ they use tokens. I never purchased tokens but I think she expected me to when she linked me. I just watched free a few times
IvnWng
So its like a coon slot machine, send $3 and she'll take off boobs, and so on? But wouldn't other ppl get to see free boobs w my donation? O
MrChaosKnight
Ever pretend like you are on Chopped or Cutthroat Kitchen?
rattlesnail
Yes. I do it in my head
MrChaosKnight
Time restraint and all?
jinky74
I do lol
MrChaosKnight
How well does it turn out for you? Either way i am impressed.
jinky74
I usually run out of time. I just moved into a bigger kitchen, so I'm hoping to improve.