ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
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Mar 15, 2018 5:56 AM
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
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NewToTheEnterwbs
Like this?
BlownByTheMonsignor
And it glows, evidently
trinori
I actually like some teeth. As long as she doesnt break skin, i think its kinda hot...
whatupcorgibutt
Was snoke anyone important? Like anakin became Vader, was that the case with snoke?
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
DraconisTheory
What a waste of a character. Did they ever explain who Snoke was or how he came to power?
aftri
What is that from?
ControlledIsMyEnthusiasm
SW 8: The last Jedi
majortightpants
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
thtguyjosh
Some people liked it, I really thought it was quite terrible... ohh you mean the blowjob
Masada14
cuddlydingo
I still don't understand who Snoke was supposed to be. Dude had so little character development in the films.
ShotsoMilk
Nobody developed in the films.
Startrance
Thats pretty much the face you are doing when you realize how awfully bad this SJW trip was.
Dizzyeye
Re-thinking life choices:
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SjyiN
Pfff back to granny's then
TheGifEnthusiast
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Pointless movie with no character development.
SithRuleOfTwo
ShamanShacker
RayMC
Which Cyanide And Happiness comic is this from specifically? I want some context.
DataNet
whiskeyvillage
I laughed a little too hard at this...then softly.
captaingrump
You know all jokes aside I've never realized how incredibly well animated Snoke is. ILM really are a bunch of wizards.
Helioss778
As some there is a movie out on pirate site, in good quality, as soon there is gifs posted from it... All thoses pirates. Where is the rum?!
JessSpile
Every single plotdevice set forth by J.J. Abrams was fucked over hard by Rian Johnson. Fuck Rian Johnson.
NickBlight
That's also his O face
ProxyPlayerHD
teeth on what?
theMostUsernameOfAll
ice cream!
JimPlaysGames
HeyHelloHola
jesusisherelookbusy
When it’s really good though
SephiRothIRA
Some words get too “Earth English” and it kills the mood for me. Like, really you’re gonna say spunk here in Star Wars? What’s next, “OMG?”
Vybors
Close - “Godspeed, Rebels”.
ChaosandChaos
"Jizz". Which is the music from the cantina. Really.
Sinosaur
I run a Star Wars tabletop game and I've had to ban the word "jizz"
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
A little teeth is ok
PandaFuzzWaz
You like teeth?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Just on the side, not biting. Back teeth rubbing
PandaFuzzWaz
Mmm I try to keep my teeth out of the equation, I’ll have to give it a try...see what my guy thinks...thanks
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Its hard to explain, like gently raking on back teeth. Only on the head of it, side of the head. Good luck. Hope you both enjoy it.
JimPlaysGames
What I take away from this post - high quality TLJ gif? Oh it must be out on DVD now!
qtRaven
Please tell me that isn't an actual scene. It's garbage animation.
CyBercrook
Not on DVD as far as I can tell, only streaming. Bluray is Mar 27
cummingham
Unrelated to post but: I was so fucking mad that Snoke got basically no time to develop and died too easy TLJ sucked man :(
Dagordae
So exactly like Palpatine. Except he actually got a name in the movie.
solvingproblemsbycreatingmoreproblems
"How it Should Have Ended" did it better than the actual movie
qtRaven
The whole new trilogy sucks man. Fuckin' Disney.
ShotsoMilk
Worse than the prequels. Almost impressive actually
Bonsaipanda
Note that he might've been a force projection like they did with Luke (which was stoopid). More of his story in the next one.
qtRaven
Is it sad that in the first 10 minutes I knew they'd pair up Kylo & Rey?
SephiRothIRA
I hear you. No one developed. Not even Rey - the main fucking protagonist. She just chilled with Luke and FaceTimed Kylo, didn’t grow up.
Durtylurch
Preach!
RustyTrumbone
Kylo developed. The sideplot with Finn and Rose was completely pointless
SephiRothIRA
Kylo developed at the gym
JimPlaysGames
He was just another Palpatine type. The point about him was that he wasn't interesting. Same old thing again. That's why he had to die.
Nerubin
Not really. Basically there was a script for the 3 movies. New producer who is overly SJW throws everything out the window
Nerubin
new producer also is too high to be fired basically and thus nothing developed since the first movie which was already only introducing
Nerubin
all the characters and foreshadowing what this guy might do. Maybe some good ideas were meant for him, but they said "Nah, fuck that"
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
What a waste of an interesting character... Really wish they went into his background more ( any ).
bart2pl
ow yes, what a intresting none-character that you know nothing about besides that it existed ...
Mitchz95
Interesting? He was just a ripoff of Palpatine. They could have fleshed him out, sure, but they rightly chose to develop Kylo instead.
CakesArePrettyGood
but can mull carry the villain role solo now. i dont think he can
CakesArePrettyGood
kylo* wtf autocorrect
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Just his backstory, really. I was curious to know how he got so scarred/influenced by the dark side/force. I'm intrigued by Kylo, of course.
Dagordae
They did all that. Just not in the movies. Just like every other SW character.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
...Comics? Novels. Ugh...
Dagordae
Welcome to Star Wars. That’s where all the details are, the movies have always been a bit bare bones.
JimPlaysGames
What made him interesting though? He seemed like another generic dark side force user. What would you have done with him?
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
His past, how he got so scarred and powerful, his relation to anyone, anything, how he might've been influenced by Palpatine, so on.
nytvittuhessu
There probably was just an attempt on his life which left him scarred and deformed
JimPlaysGames
Right but would that have been interesting? It's all pretty standard. Would it be worth the time it would take to establish?
DaJoW
More worth it than the casino planet subplot which did absolutely nothing.
JimPlaysGames
Right, but if we'd ditched the casino planet and had predictable backstory about Snoke that's what people would be complaining about.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I dunno, I just was curious to know about the guy.
AzgarOgly
I am wondering. Siths use the Force and stuff. Can't they being cut in half just force-pull the lost half and force-stitch it back?
Sexlexic
In the next one Rey's going to be flying the Millennium Falcon using just the force. Kylos going to have a whole fleet fire at themselves.
Coolbacca
So many new force powers in this trilogy, ironically the only thing they cant do with the force is make a decent movie.
idiotcube
*Snoke's top half flops back onto his bottom half, slightly askew, and he raises a finger* "Ok, FIRST of all..."
DickDastardly404
This is the issue with TLJ - they're just making up new shit that the force can do. You can astral project with it so yh, why the fuck not?
AzgarOgly
Power of the Force inflation? Looks legit.
SephiRothIRA
I agree. Wait for the comment defending Luke’s projection and how it originated from a (non canon) Jedi book. Not buying the movie. So bad.
Vybors
They ruined Star Wars! How the fuck can you fuck up so badly that that happens!
Dagordae
Everything ruins Star Wars. Every piece of media that has ever came out has people whining that it ruined Star Wars.
AzgarOgly
To be honest, there is a lot of questionable content even in the media considered canon.
Dagordae
You...you are new to the series, aren’t you? Literally every Star Wars media with the Force gives it new abilities constantly.
DickDastardly404
Saw the movies before I could walk and started reading EU not long after. TLJ is the first time it felt like a plot device and nothing more.
Dagordae
So it was fine when you were a child. It’s still the exact same thing they have done since the start of the series. More low key than most
Dagordae
Given that nobody has blown up a star or smacked Star Destroyers around. Or ripped out souls. Just a magic hologram, just like the ghosts.
DickDastardly404
Could you please read what I actually wrote. Don’t put words in my muth dingus