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Mar 19, 2018 10:35 AM
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namesishard
#3 "I have a question about the penis mightier. Will it really mighty my penis man?"
InoffensivePablum
Suck it, Trebek!
GTAVivacious38
Am I the only one who read "barman" as "batman"?
Sallvo623
I’ll take the “Penis Mightier” for $1200 Alex
FierceBabble
#39 What does "hinge" guy mean?
SuckMyDinklage
I think hinge is a dating app that's meant to be more mature but I'm not sure
SatoriEnlightenment
#2 What region’s phone number is that?
Jollytothegreen
#1 Please pay before Purrking. Come on!
TisCactus
#1 can I pay in head scratchies?
BC2k2
No but you can scratch her butt right above the tail... you know the spot I'm talking about if you are owned by a cat.
Azzurro52
Are we supposed to believe everyone one of those "me and my 5yo" stories actually happened?
SkillerPenguin
Ahhhh. Nothing like a nice healthy dump in the morning.
somethingawesomeandgreat
#1 should be pay before barking
IndefinetelyTired
The Mazda in #1 looks so happy there's a cat
BillogUncle
Please pay before Purrrrrrking
CheesyComeback
Mazdas always look so happy. That's part of the reason I bought one
lellebel
Mr. Fat duck. I'm intrigued...
SatoriEnlightenment
#56 auks = awkward? Is the thrust of the joke?
SomeCrazyNerd
Thrust hAhA!
SatoriEnlightenment
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SomeCrazyNerd
SEX! Ha!
Asteroidrules
#9 You underestimate people.
AdmJota
I wouldn't put my dick on my keyboard at work or in a jar of pickles or under my cat's chin to scritch it or...
absoliutenus
is #29 insecure about her double chin ?
heterochromiairidum
A lil bit, yeah. That's the reason why I have a beard.
goflyblind
#3:
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
LE TITS NOW
Lobopool8391
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
Anal bum cover
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Sorry lady but unless you’re 6ft 9in or dating a legal midget you don’t have to worry about dudes seeing you from that angle
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pretty sure it was a joke.
ProfessionalTwatWaffle
That cat, though.
BronzeLeaguePro
Don't worry #10, I'm sure Paddington has a spare hat.
BishlamekGurpgork
#3 how even is that paper supposed to be folding? What the fuck?
phoenixdownzero
#57 isnt that a papa roach song?
superpaul79
I wouldn't know. I only listen to good music.
RedCannibal
Ooooooooooh
xEliteTacosx
I tear my heart open
SirSage
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING
Fireguy97
#57. An actual representation of my love life.
Fireguy97
#17, Colleen, Is that you? I've never known anyone that could weld those poor little green peas to a pot, three different times.
SekomuMasada
#12 No.
throwyourselftothegroundandmiss
It is shit, Austin!
goddessofgreen
Cat Tax was the best
blainavarro98
Poor Brad
CyborgMatador
Is she insinuating she'd rather smell cigarette smoke?
IvanAwfulitch
She'd rather have the donuts.
Herbaria
Brad? What about poor me? God damn vaping, breathing mistrust!
amyrose
Justice for Brad's Wife
LarkLighter
cloud of FUCKING Lies!
lollercycle
fuck brad
lurkymclurkerson
b-rad on the douche juice
FormulaFuzzball
#3 (I don't know how to tag pictures on mobile) Dat kerning tho
FormulaFuzzball
Oh my sweet baby Spaghetti monster I figured it out. I FIGURED IT OUT GUYS YOU JUST DO A POUND SIGN THEN THE NUMBER AHHHHHHHH
FormulaFuzzball
THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER DEAL THAN MY STUPID COMMENT TO START THIS, IGNORE MY FIRST COMMENT THIS IS AMAZING
FormulaFuzzball
SOMEBODY FIST MY FACE BECAUSE I CAN'T BELIEVE I FUCKING, UGHHH YISSS
FormulaFuzzball
#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #bushdid911 #12
BC2k2
I understand you are happy, but can you please stop yelling some of us have headaches.