One of my favorite imgur stories so far

floatygoaty

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aubinmagnus

FRANKLIN YOU SON OF A BITCH.

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jovihenke

I have one in a fish tank ATM he was the size of a quarter when I found him he is now about 8 inches in diameter now his name is tank

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SquintEastwood

This could be reposted a literal gajillionty fuckton and I would still be stupidly in love with it

9 years ago |

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biffyboob

I remember this story. Tis a great one.

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Zipp4Real

You made it look SOOOO much bigger than it was...

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TheBrickTamland

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RD84

I think this is my favorite story anywhere.

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MachineInterface

Either don't swear like a madman, or don't censor it, this is unreadable.

9 years ago |

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sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease

Typing "f**k* instead of "fuck" is pointless. Everyone reads it as "fuck" anyways. What is the rationale behind censoring in this fashion?

9 years ago |

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swatz

Fuck snapping turtles, they're complete pricks.

9 years ago |

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amiherenow23

Its that turtle from, The Amazing World of Gumball.

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sonofkronos

Hey Bowser was just trying to find Peach again

9 years ago |

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laggythetree

I always try and take the turtle to where they are going rather than back to where they came from. they are just going to try again.

9 years ago |

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savingmyself

Will never not upvote this...

9 years ago |

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hawkeye23

Blastoise?!?!

9 years ago |

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sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease

The poster doesn't want to say "fuck" but has no problem making everyone reading his story say it in their head. Paradoxical.

9 years ago |

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nukenasty9

I didn't know Pokemon can be asshats lol

9 years ago |

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5chanb

When I was 10-12 I had a whole corral of snapping turtles that we took from the swamp down by the river. Maybe 8 or 10 of them.

9 years ago |

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w3eeeeeouuu

Torpedo shotgun pissed got me +1

9 years ago |

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UnaChronicler

Pond life

9 years ago |

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insongwhang

Still a better lovestory than Twilight.

9 years ago |

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FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans

Frank's an asshole.

9 years ago |

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GuestLogin

His shell looks like a bent hub-cap on the side of the highway.

9 years ago |

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crann

Frank is a son of a bitch

9 years ago |

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furryluvr42069

If I had the money I would buy a boat and a net and pick the leeches off any turtles I could catch.

9 years ago |

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OrinPlays

#4 - Man.. Frank.. looks.. PISSED lol

9 years ago |

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3001100113

He aspires to be an evil Gamera.

9 years ago |

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leathersmt

WTG. My wife stopped to get a same size turtle out of street, left car open, had her jewelry making supplies and a newish, Note 3 stolen. 1/

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fingersniffinggood

Turtles are lawless thugs.

9 years ago |

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gregclark1

You should do children stories.....

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seamusgarx

And learn some attributes other then f....

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jaderbug12

I would read the shit outta those

9 years ago |

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PyroDragon

@OP Your first book "Frank, The Pancake-Shelled Dickweed"

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MuddyMax

It's a repost

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kibbypie

I'm gonna do this... although I'm more likely to forget about it. But I like the idea!

9 years ago |

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AReallyBakedTurtle

Unless that guy is like 8 feet tall that snapper is not 40 lbs

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