Yeah I didn't truly believe chickens descended from dinosaurs until I was on a farm and witnessed a rat run into a coop and get eviscerated. Absolute raptors!
We have chickens. They are murderous, shitting little dinosaurs and inveterate rototillers. On the plus side, we put no scraps into the landfill, get eggs in exchange, and they can be very entertaining.
Hell YEAH, proper fuckin Chickens right there. Please excuse comment length, I'm happy to see Chicken folk. Having only five 28 wk old Rhode Island White Hens (I was being a nostalgic dumbass, about Grams' farm back in the "old country"), since I'm basically retired & just grow shit, but Jesus fuck, Chickens are feathered fuckin Cats. You know the joke about "herding Cats," that's a walk in the park compared to herding Chickens, especially with unclipped wings. Mine have like a huge gated>>
>> community with a garden, play park, & fuckin literally a condo complex. They're fed healthy namebrand food (I didn't know "Purina," fuckin makes Chicken, Duck & Horse foods too), + nuts, seeds, bugs, grapes, clover, spinach, kale, & cracked corn (MOST important thing I learned from grams & online search confirmed, treats, even the super healthy ones, should never exceed 10-15% of the "Healthy," shit they're supposed to be eating). Mine are funny, I've somehow Pavlov-ed them into not>>
I actually didn't buy Purina, I just didn't realize they made farm animal food. I actually bought a slightly more expensive, let's say "posh," pet chicken food, with better ingredients, & made in the US. To be frank, my chickens are spoiled little pretentious bitches. They have a huge coop, chicken condo-complex, a dirt garden, a sand/gravel pit, a multi-tier perch play-ground, ultra protected, and too well-fed; the little shits have the balls to rank their treats with me. -_- LOL!
>> giving a fuck about protecting their eggs or keeping them warm, they're screaming like Roosters, WHERE ARE THE CRICKETS OR GRUBS FOR THE SHINY BALL(S). Best part, I live in a forest & I've had squirrels in my yard from like birth. I did not fuckin know until now that squirrels actually "Hiss". FUNNIEST thing, I go outside, & bout 10 feet away, there's a squirrel, up on its hind legs, inflated like a balloon, HISSING like a punctured truck tire. I found out they hiss, when really scared. LOL!
Thnx, wanna hear THE funniest shit? Since I wanted to protect them from coyotes, I wanted to fence the bottom so shit couldn't dig underneath. I tell my old man, he's like fuck fencing, I still have all that 3 in+ thick Marble paving stones behind the house, used to pave the driveway for the house back when you were a kid. I said fuck yeah, like a 3 ft walkway around, with 3 ft fencing on the outside (nothing's diging 6 ft across, underneath, through HEAVY roots). I learned the origin of the>>
The video demonstrates a cat, chickens, and a human who took the video. Among the 3 of them, the one I expect to be Humane isn't the chickens or the cat.
OK, well then every single non-herbivore on the planet is inflicting torture. The cat was doing it for fun. The chickens were doing it to eat. That seems like a difference to me.
A person was taking the video there as well. It's not a trail cam in the woods. That seems like a difference to me. If it were a baby being pecked to death I bet you the expected response would be different. If it were the cat being pecked to death the expected response would be different.
Why would I stop the chickens getting a free meal? Save the mouse so that I can trap it myself later and toss it on the waste pile? Mice in a farm are a huge problem. If the chickens help keep them under control, great. You ever try to get a mouse away from a cat or a chicken? I did once. Not trying that again.
StankhaleesiGrandmotherOfFerrets
That poor cat looked so bewildered.
Atlasguitar
Yeah I didn't truly believe chickens descended from dinosaurs until I was on a farm and witnessed a rat run into a coop and get eviscerated. Absolute raptors!
melandevile2000
Probably a good thing that we avoided the dinosaurs.
presidentoftheuniverse
Can you imagine the horror movie from the mouse pov?
goflyblind
WhatUpDog3000
"And take that! And that!"
relsky
Kitty is playing. The dinosaurs are hunting.
justplainvanilla
sindail
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LogicDude
You came to the wrong neighborhood mother clucker!
hyptosis
Looks like he was brought to it, by a cat. What a horrible day for that rodent.
invadermatt
They DO move in herds!!
morninggloryshade777
Oh the poor rodent....
nqwazi
The theme is golden đ
ralph2sam
IUpvoteFuturama
Damn, they rat packed him.
bloxxing
pecked to death.
Becker37
I love chickens
Antininny
Moussolini had no chance.
orngeturtl
nalmeth
Wow. Actually feel a little bad for that mouse.
RCSpotz
That's a death worse than the cat had in store for it
jridley
Cat wants a toy. Chicken wants a meal.
trinxter
The duck is like "Don't mind me, I'm just passing by."
WoopDeFrickenDoo
"just a tall, upright walking duck"
broadwaylacroy
I believe an Indian runner duck
gyrum
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
MarkoffChaney
Yeah chickens are brutal. I've seen my chickens killing and devouring mice many times. Even the neighbourhood cats are afraid of the chickens.
FrozenMojo
Now that's a bad day
hyptosis
extremely bad day, what a horrible way to go
PosthumousExile
Poor bastard didn't stand a chance
hyptosis
i just think how painful it must have been
nukemall
The mouse is OK, right?
ignotoCiResto
he was... took out for dinner.
nukemall
it was something mice, right?
ignotoCiResto
I've heard it was a chocolate mouse
Fawin
Duck hear ya..duck don't care.
whatbuttondoipush
Duck, I find, have an impeccable sense of humor and will quack/laugh at the most opportune times.
AyatollahBahloni
We have chickens. They are murderous, shitting little dinosaurs and inveterate rototillers. On the plus side, we put no scraps into the landfill, get eggs in exchange, and they can be very entertaining.
thedill2000
This is what a jurassic movie should be like
rsamcon365
Are they omnivore? Or maybe opportunistic carnivore.
HawkmanXLII
I love chickens.
michaeloberg
I grew up farming and ranching and I hate chickens, until they are cooked then fucking yum
J4nein4ne
Also: chicken sounds.
NotACanadian
bokbukbukbok bokbokbubkb baAAAAWK
EleganceIsDead
Hell YEAH, proper fuckin Chickens right there. Please excuse comment length, I'm happy to see Chicken folk. Having only five 28 wk old Rhode Island White Hens (I was being a nostalgic dumbass, about Grams' farm back in the "old country"), since I'm basically retired & just grow shit, but Jesus fuck, Chickens are feathered fuckin Cats. You know the joke about "herding Cats," that's a walk in the park compared to herding Chickens, especially with unclipped wings. Mine have like a huge gated>>
EleganceIsDead
>> community with a garden, play park, & fuckin literally a condo complex. They're fed healthy namebrand food (I didn't know "Purina," fuckin makes Chicken, Duck & Horse foods too), + nuts, seeds, bugs, grapes, clover, spinach, kale, & cracked corn (MOST important thing I learned from grams & online search confirmed, treats, even the super healthy ones, should never exceed 10-15% of the "Healthy," shit they're supposed to be eating). Mine are funny, I've somehow Pavlov-ed them into not>>
SeanBeanJovi
Purina is owned by Nestlé. Do with that info what you will.
EleganceIsDead
I actually didn't buy Purina, I just didn't realize they made farm animal food. I actually bought a slightly more expensive, let's say "posh," pet chicken food, with better ingredients, & made in the US. To be frank, my chickens are spoiled little pretentious bitches. They have a huge coop, chicken condo-complex, a dirt garden, a sand/gravel pit, a multi-tier perch play-ground, ultra protected, and too well-fed; the little shits have the balls to rank their treats with me. -_- LOL!
SeanBeanJovi
I love hearing about spoiled, sassy chickens lol
EleganceIsDead
>> giving a fuck about protecting their eggs or keeping them warm, they're screaming like Roosters, WHERE ARE THE CRICKETS OR GRUBS FOR THE SHINY BALL(S). Best part, I live in a forest & I've had squirrels in my yard from like birth. I did not fuckin know until now that squirrels actually "Hiss". FUNNIEST thing, I go outside, & bout 10 feet away, there's a squirrel, up on its hind legs, inflated like a balloon, HISSING like a punctured truck tire. I found out they hiss, when really scared. LOL!
AyatollahBahloni
Great comment thread. +1
EleganceIsDead
Thnx, wanna hear THE funniest shit? Since I wanted to protect them from coyotes, I wanted to fence the bottom so shit couldn't dig underneath. I tell my old man, he's like fuck fencing, I still have all that 3 in+ thick Marble paving stones behind the house, used to pave the driveway for the house back when you were a kid. I said fuck yeah, like a 3 ft walkway around, with 3 ft fencing on the outside (nothing's diging 6 ft across, underneath, through HEAVY roots). I learned the origin of the>>
senseicombs
I hate seeing animals tortured. Even rats.
whatbuttondoipush
The chickens were killing it as humanly as they could.
senseicombs
The video demonstrates a cat, chickens, and a human who took the video. Among the 3 of them, the one I expect to be Humane isn't the chickens or the cat.
jridley
The cat was torturing. The chickens just wanted a meal.
senseicombs
Torture- inflict severe pain or suffering on. Google it. It's torture.
jridley
OK, well then every single non-herbivore on the planet is inflicting torture. The cat was doing it for fun. The chickens were doing it to eat. That seems like a difference to me.
senseicombs
A person was taking the video there as well. It's not a trail cam in the woods. That seems like a difference to me. If it were a baby being pecked to death I bet you the expected response would be different. If it were the cat being pecked to death the expected response would be different.
jridley
Why would I stop the chickens getting a free meal? Save the mouse so that I can trap it myself later and toss it on the waste pile?
Mice in a farm are a huge problem. If the chickens help keep them under control, great.
You ever try to get a mouse away from a cat or a chicken? I did once. Not trying that again.